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Tony C
01-22-2020, 07:18 PM
Next step is do like that movie with the monkey and nuke them.

Darren's Dodgy Denim
01-23-2020, 12:02 AM
I don't think the Number One Jesus Man is looking out for the communists....

7sisters
01-23-2020, 08:54 AM
Next step is do like that movie with the monkey and nuke them.

Natures payback innit. If you choose to eat the toenails, foreskin, arsehole of anything with a pulse, you’ll get yours :shrug:

PSRB
01-23-2020, 09:30 AM
Next step is do like that movie with the monkey and nuke them.

Didn't the Chinese also give us SARS?

Burney
01-23-2020, 09:35 AM
Didn't the Chinese also give us SARS?

:nod: The combination of dense urban populations, live animal markets and a taste for eating exotic species creates pretty much the perfect environment for viruses to leap from animals to humans.

The dirty chinky c@nts.

Tony C
01-23-2020, 09:52 AM
Can’t wait for the Cobra meeting about Snake Flu teaching our shores....

Burney
01-23-2020, 09:53 AM
Can’t wait for the Cobra meeting about Snake Flu teaching our shores....

I assume they will be calling the WHO response to this 'The Wuhan Plan'?

Luis Anaconda
01-23-2020, 09:57 AM
I assume they will be calling the WHO response to this 'The Wuhan Plan'?

Presumably, mostly a threat to Ol' Dirty Bastärds?

Burney
01-23-2020, 09:58 AM
Presumably, mostly a threat to Ol' Dirty Bastärds?

:nod: It's a Ghostface Killa.

Tony C
01-23-2020, 10:02 AM
Wonder what the cover up will be?

Explosion at a chemical factory?
Gas leak Catastrophe?

Maybe have a word with Kim and organise a wayward missile test?

PSRB
01-23-2020, 10:04 AM
I assume they will be calling the WHO response to this 'The Wuhan Plan'?

:hehe: You're wasted on here

redgunamo
01-23-2020, 10:06 AM
Yes, so long as The Kids Are Alright.



I assume they will be calling the WHO response to this 'The Wuhan Plan'?

Luis Anaconda
01-23-2020, 10:11 AM
:nod: It's a Ghostface Killa.

Pretty much my knowledge of Wu-Tang Clan exhausted now

Burney
01-23-2020, 10:12 AM
:hehe: You're wasted on here

ty psrb. Although it remains to be seen how funny we'll find it when we're all drowning in our own fluids.

Burney
01-23-2020, 10:13 AM
Pretty much my knowledge of Wu-Tang Clan exhausted now

There was one called Method Man, wasn't there? But Jorge was the Wu-Tang expert. He loved a bit of it.

IUFG
01-23-2020, 10:14 AM
Pretty much my knowledge of Wu-Tang Clan exhausted now

that's because you've got a poor Wu-han Method, Man.

IUFG
01-23-2020, 10:16 AM
But Jorge was the Wu-Tang expert. He loved a bit of it.

Some good stuff, tbf :music:

Rza, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck.

Gza didn't translate too well to the English, of course

Luis Anaconda
01-23-2020, 10:26 AM
Wonder what the cover up will be?

Explosion at a chemical factory?
Gas leak Catastrophe?

Maybe have a word with Kim and organise a wayward missile test?

Kim Källström?

Burney
01-23-2020, 10:32 AM
Wonder what the cover up will be?

Explosion at a chemical factory?
Gas leak Catastrophe?

Maybe have a word with Kim and organise a wayward missile test?

They've put a city of 11 million people 'on lockdown'. To describe this as unprecedented in the annals of epidemiology - or just history - would be something of an understatement. Imagine trying to put London on lockdown for an extended period of time.