Greta Thunberg is 17 [Archive] - AWIMB

Monty92

01-21-2020, 12:11 PM

PSRB

01-21-2020, 12:14 PM

Burney

01-21-2020, 12:23 PM

Shouldn't she have grown some tits by now? Has she taken puberty blockers as some kind of eco-statement against population growth?

By this age, Emma Watson was already firmly established as wánk fodder.

Are you obliquely asking us whether it's OK that you've polluted yourself while thinking about Greta Thunberg?

You know the answer to this, m. :shakehead:

WES

01-21-2020, 01:30 PM

Are you obliquely asking us whether it's OK that you've polluted yourself while thinking about Greta Thunberg?

You know the answer to this, m. :shakehead:

Your attitude towards 'self-pollution' always surprises me, Burney, given where you went to school.

Even to this day I believe that English public schools are a veritable celebration of the act. I would have thought your experiences would have made you indifferent to it. :rubchin:

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:17 PM

Shouldn't she have grown some tits by now? Has she taken puberty blockers as some kind of eco-statement against population growth?

By this age, Emma Watson was already firmly established as wánk fodder.

How dare you?
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qa4abAMDoyUtuICjLZ/html5

Monty92

01-21-2020, 02:18 PM

Your attitude towards 'self-pollution' always surprises me, Burney, given where you went to school.

Even to this day I believe that English public schools are a veritable celebration of the act. I would have thought your experiences would have made you indifferent to it. :rubchin:

One of my favourite Burney stories is about him going home after having his cancerised testicle lopped off and the first thing he did was crack one off, just to check everything was still in working order.

He never did say who he used for 'motivation', though...

Monty92

01-21-2020, 02:20 PM

How dare you?
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qa4abAMDoyUtuICjLZ/html5

See? Not even a hint of bappage sprouting through.

I wonder what her fanny's like? :rubchin:

HERBIE!!!!!!

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:36 PM

See? Not even a hint of bappage sprouting through.

I wonder what her fanny's like? :rubchin:

HERBIE!!!!!!

Lols. The Donald's told her to get back in her box.

Yes, I said, "her box".

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:37 PM

One of my favourite Burney stories is about him going home after having his cancerised testicle lopped off and the first thing he did was crack one off, just to check everything was still in working order.

He never did say who he used for 'motivation', though...

I expect you've never woken early to find him masturbating in the kitchen. :-(

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:38 PM

One of my favourite Burney stories is about him going home after having his cancerised testicle lopped off and the first thing he did was crack one off, just to check everything was still in working order.

He never did say who he used for 'motivation', though...

That's one of your 'favourite' stories? :-(

I honestly can't remember. I think the desire to know that everything was shipshape and Bristol fashion was my main motivation, though.

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:39 PM

That's one of your 'favourite' stories? :-(

I honestly can't remember. I think the desire to know that everything was shipshape and Bristol fashion was my main motivation, though.

I don't remember that story.

I think it exists only as a fantasy in his warped little 'mind'.

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:39 PM

I expect you've never woken early to find him masturbating in the kitchen. :-(

Neither have you. Found me, I mean. Catching me on CCTV doesn't count.

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:40 PM

I don't remember that story.

I think it exists only as a fantasy in his warped little 'mind'.

Oh, no. The story's 100% true. I mean, who wouldn't in that situation?

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:42 PM

Oh, no. The story's 100% true. I mean, who wouldn't in that situation?

At my Leaver's Service, the Reverend Frank 'Toad' Wells gave us a jolly good talking to about the dangers of committing 'acts of beastliness', so this sort of hands-on nonsense isn't something that ever crosses my mind.

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:45 PM

At my Leaver's Service, the Reverend Frank 'Toad' Wells gave us a jolly good talking to about the dangers of committing 'acts of beastliness', so this sort of hands-on nonsense isn't something that ever crosses my mind.

I think you'd be permitted a special dispensation if you've just lost a clockweight and want to check that you are not wholly unmanned? I mean it was essentially medical in nature, if you think about it.

Sir C

01-21-2020, 02:50 PM

I think you'd be permitted a special dispensation if you've just lost a clockweight and want to check that you are not wholly unmanned? I mean it was essentially medical in nature, if you think about it.

I can assure you that upon returning home with my hooter half-removed, the last thing on my mind was blowing it.

Anyway, the reverend Frank wouldn't have agreed with you. No, he had extremely definite views on the matter, and these views were essentially, "NO!"

Odd that he failed to mention the matter until we were 18, though. Between you and I, I suspect that there were certain chaps there whose horses had already bolted, if you take my meaning.

Monty92

01-21-2020, 02:53 PM

I think you'd be permitted a special dispensation if you've just lost a clockweight and want to check that you are not wholly unmanned? I mean it was essentially medical in nature, if you think about it.

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:56 PM

I can assure you that upon returning home with my hooter half-removed, the last thing on my mind was blowing it.

Anyway, the reverend Frank wouldn't have agreed with you. No, he had extremely definite views on the matter, and these views were essentially, "NO!"

Odd that he failed to mention the matter until we were 18, though. Between you and I, I suspect that there were certain chaps there whose horses had already bolted, if you take my meaning.

Hairy-palmed chaps, eh? I'll wager they'd started dropping catches in the outfield? Or - worse - were the sort of spavined weed who was no good at games anyway?

Anyway, since the Bible is very clear that, as a man 'wounded in the stones', I shan't be entering the Kingdom of Heaven under any circumstances, I might as well wánk myself raw for all the spiritual harm it'll do. :-(

Burney

01-21-2020, 02:58 PM

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.

It's an odd business, isn't it? Ejaculating in a strange room where you were well aware other men had spent their load very recently?

In that sense it reminded me of visiting your mum's house.

Monty92

01-21-2020, 03:02 PM

It's an odd business, isn't it? Ejaculating in a strange room where you were well aware other men had spent their load very recently?

In that sense it reminded me of visiting your mum's house.

More-reem, Lip-man?

Most innuendo laden name ever, imo.

redgunamo

01-21-2020, 05:59 PM

Oh, no. The NHS hands out free porn now? Is there nothing these people can't do
:-(

I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.