Has to be said - I would

[WES]

why does this sort of thing never happen to me? :-(

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-flight-mile-high-club-drunken-rampage-demi-burton-a9273896.html

[barrybueno]

why does this sort of thing never happen to me? :-(

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-flight-mile-high-club-drunken-rampage-demi-burton-a9273896.html

No takers? Must have been a flight to San Francisco

[Sir C]

No takers? Must have been a flight to San Francisco

Boning a drunk in an aeroplane toilet?

Not for me Clive. I must be getting old. :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Boning a drunk in an aeroplane toilet?

Not for me Clive. I must be getting old. :-(

Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.

[Sir C]

Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.

On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog. :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog. :-(

a little cry.

[Pat Vegas]

On second look she looks like Hector Bellerin.

Imagine fúcking Hector Bellerin in a cramped bog. :-(

he'd be doing the fúcking

[Pat Vegas]

Especially one that looks like she'd bite your cock off. Were wimmin always such complete cyunts and we just didn't notice? I am sure girls were markedly more dignified when I was a young 'un.

:nod:
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[Luis Anaconda]

a little cry.

on that note - did you see Nigella turned 60 at the weekend, h? Still would

[barrybueno]

:nod:
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Class, one to take home to mum 🖕

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

on that note - did you see Nigella turned 60 at the weekend, h? Still would

Still looks mighty fine to me though, as the old song says, I wonder how she'd look with the morning sun in her face.

Growing old is especially painful for women like Nigella who have been so very beautiful in their prime.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Class, one to take home to mum 🖕

Look at those teeth. She's a skank

[Pokster]

Look at those teeth. She's a skank

That is no way to talk about bb's mum

[Luis Anaconda]

Still looks mighty fine to me though, as the old song says, I wonder how she'd look with the morning sun in her face.

Growing old is especially painful for women like Nigella who have been so very beautiful in their prime.
Almost poetic - did you write another ode for her

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Almost poetic - did you write another ode for her

I think it's overdue L. Perhaps a final verse to salute her in the autumn of her life. Something a little less crude perhaps.

[Sir C]

I think it's overdue L. Perhaps a final verse to salute her in the autumn of her life. Something a little less crude perhaps.

No mention of her gargantuan flaps, h?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

No mention of her gargantuan flaps, h?

A poet such as I never knows where the muse may lead him c. I have it on good authority however that her labia, large though they be, are beautifully proportioned and one can have a great deal of fun with them

Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella
It fair gives me knob a sweller
When I daydream of your love lips down below
If you'd only let me see 'em
I would kiss your perineum
While I tickled 'em and tied 'em in a bow

[Sir C]

A poet such as I never knows where the muse may lead him c. I have it on good authority however that her labia, large though they be, are beautifully proportioned and one can have a great deal of fun with them

Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella
It fair gives me knob a sweller
When I daydream of your love lips down below
If you'd only let me see 'em
I would kiss your perineum
While I tickled 'em and tied 'em in a bow

That is quite moving, h.

Mind you, now she's 60 she's moved into 'old lady' territory. And as we know, old lady hygiene consists of a strip wash at the sink in the mornings, cold water and a swift wipe with a mouldy flannel around the clunge and pig's eye.

The odours from her perineum are probably eye-watering.

[barrybueno]

That is no way to talk about bb's mum

Ouch P. In no way is my mother a skank (one of my fave words btw) Valerie is class imo