Now at the risk of sounding racist, I expect my black attacking players

[WES]

To have some pace.

Why does Reiss Nelson always look like he’s running in quicksand?

Ooh look, he’s just gone and scored. The useless c*nt. :-)

[Just Trent]

To have some pace.

Why does Reiss Nelson always look like he’s running in quicksand?

Ooh look, he’s just gone and scored. The useless c*nt. :-)

What’s he got on his feet? Constantly slipping over. Put some studs on FFS

He’s no Saka

[WES]

What’s he got on his feet? Constantly slipping over. Put some studs on FFS

He’s no Saka

Yup :nod:

When he’s not falling over he’s getting caught from behind or generally f*cking up. In short, he’s sh1t.

[barrybueno]

Yup :nod:

When he’s not falling over he’s getting caught from behind or generally f*cking up. In short, he’s sh1t.

'he’s getting caught from behind' more references to the worlds greatest rapist :hehe:

[Burney]

'he’s getting caught from behind' more references to the worlds greatest rapist :hehe:

Come now, bb. He’s only Britain’s Top Rapist. I’m not sure who the World’s Finest Rapist is.

[barrybueno]

Come now, bb. He’s only Britain’s Top Rapist. I’m not sure who the World’s Finest Rapist is.

Oh :-O Shirley no one round the globe can live with his stats? Based on the 1981 switch to 3pts for a straight bloke and 1pt for a bender...

[Burney]

Oh :-O Shirley no one round the globe can live with his stats? Based on the 1981 switch to 3pts for a straight bloke and 1pt for a bender...

Yeah, but you have to remember they’ve outlawed the tackle from behind.

[barrybueno]

Yeah, but you have to remember they’ve outlawed the tackle from behind.

:hehe: Sure there's something about the back pass rule in there but I'm too tired. Bit like his victims tbh

[7sisters]

To have some pace.

Why does Reiss Nelson always look like he’s running in quicksand?

Ooh look, he’s just gone and scored. The useless c*nt. :-)


At least our black blokes don't blame a poor game on imagining they're hearing monkey noises, thereby welcoming sympathy and the lead story on the following 10 o'clock news.