Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

[Pat Vegas]

Now next up Arsenal to stop being crap .

[Sir C]

Now next up Arsenal to stop being crap .

:nono: 30% of the electorate were prepared to see us governed by a rabid anti-semite.

30%.

I'm still shocked and saddened by this.

[Pat Vegas]

:nono: 30% of the electorate were prepared to see us governed by a rabid anti-semite.

30%.

I'm still shocked and saddened by this.

On the positive side he's available to take the arsenal job.

Sir C if you ever looking for a nice quiet weekend break I can't recommend the Langley high enough.
Though I am brain washed I might start wearing a Marriott T-shirt.

[Monty92]

:nono: 30% of the electorate were prepared to see us governed by a rabid anti-semite.

30%.

I'm still shocked and saddened by this.

You'd be more comfortable if the figure was higher, presumably?

[Sir C]

On the positive side he's available to take the arsenal job.

Sir C if you ever looking for a nice quiet weekend break I can't recommend the Langley high enough.
Though I am brain washed I might start wearing a Marriott T-shirt.

Did you have a nice time f? Your room looked lovely. Was Mrs f with you or was it purely a work do? It's always sad when work takes you to such nice places and you can't share the experience with the glw.

[Rich]

Now next up Arsenal to stop being crap .

Surely we're going to get Poch...?

- He is now back in London.
- Bild have confirmed that he will not be considered as next Bayern manager.
- Ole is winning big games at Utd so won't get sacked any time soon.

[Sir C]

You'd be more comfortable if the figure was higher, presumably?

Certainly, I can't believe only a third of the population understand the need for a final solution to the... no, sorry, I still can't do it, not even in jest.

Too soon. The fear of Corbyn and McDonnell's blackshirts is too fresh.

Let's try again next week, shall we?

[Monty92]

Did you have a nice time f? Your room looked lovely. Was Mrs f with you or was it purely a work do? It's always sad when work takes you to such nice places and you can't share the experience with the glw.

Yeah, I'm always gutted to wake up in a nice hotel room alone, with only my cock to play with and the chance to eat a Full English without the person opposite sniping about my appalling table manners.

[Sir C]

Yeah, I'm always gutted to wake up in a nice hotel alone, with only my cock to play with and the chance to eat a Full English without the person opposite sniping about my appalling table manners.

Are you sure your relationship is 100% healthy, m? :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

[Monty92]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce" :cloud9:

[Monty92]

Are you sure your relationship is 100% healthy, m? :-(

Sexually? No, I'd estimate that at least half of what we get up to is deeply unhealthy* ;-)

*PM me for more details

[Sir C]

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce" :cloud9:

What if it turned out that Boris is actually pretty good? :cloud9:

It won't though. He's just going to be another Cameronesque limp dick.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:hehe:

I bet you were unusually civil to all you met along the way, distributing cheery smiles galore
Perhaps even giving some spare change or advice to a homeless merchant you'd normally trip over along the way

[Pat Vegas]

Did you have a nice time f? Your room looked lovely. Was Mrs f with you or was it purely a work do? It's always sad when work takes you to such nice places and you can't share the experience with the glw.

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.

[Sir C]

unfortuantely it was work, but I was extremely well looked after.
Possibly a bit too much, car transfers, dinner, drinks, room and a set of unsual gifts.

I'm sure you richly deserved your pampering, lovey.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public
:sherlock:

[Pat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public
:sherlock:

I am actually Greggggggg Wallace (i've added some extra G's incase)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:hehe:

That means everything you now say is at a Volume of 10 :-(

"WOLLER YA GONNA COOK FOR US?"