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Sir C
12-10-2019, 05:03 PM
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Burney
12-10-2019, 05:12 PM
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Cease your bedwetting!
Monty92
12-10-2019, 05:14 PM
Relax, it was a fake poll put out by a twitter account called “Britain Erects”.
I, of course, am entirely relaxed :-|
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Burney
12-10-2019, 05:17 PM
Relax, it was a fake poll put out by a twitter account called “Britain Erects”.
I, of course, am entirely relaxed :-|
MRP final poll comes out at 10pm. If that says 3% I'll start to worry.
Monty92
12-10-2019, 05:20 PM
Anything below 8% will be squelchy bum time for me, Clive.
Will you be joining me in pulling an all-nighter on Thursday?
MRP final poll comes out at 10pm. If that says 3% I'll start to worry.
Luis Anaconda
12-10-2019, 05:22 PM
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Berni? Who else is called Berni(e)? I don't think this is a coincidence
Burney
12-10-2019, 05:22 PM
Anything below 8% will be squelchy bum time for me, Clive.
Will you be joining me in pulling an all-nighter on Thursday?
To be honest, it'll depend on the exit poll. If it says Boris Win, I'll crack open a gallon or two of red and enjoy the Schadenfreude. If it says anything else, I'll be off to the bunker to prepare for civil war.
Burney
12-10-2019, 05:23 PM
Berni? Who else is called Berni(e)? I don't think this is a coincidence
Taupin? Nolan? Winters?
Luis Anaconda
12-10-2019, 05:25 PM
Taupin? Nolan? Winters?
ffs b, I'm trying to make you out to be a bit evil not to be satan himself (although Schnorbitz aaah)
Monty92
12-10-2019, 05:27 PM
But surely a very tight exit poll suggesting no majority could easily tip into a narrow majority as the night progresses, so you could end up missing out on all that sweet, sweet steffenfreund for no reason.
To be honest, it'll depend on the exit poll. If it says Boris Win, I'll crack open a gallon or two of red and enjoy the Schadenfreude. If it says anything else, I'll be off to the bunker to prepare for civil war.
Tony C
12-10-2019, 05:28 PM
Is it the same person who said Hillary is the fav for the Democratic nominee?
Wtf is going on there?
Burney
12-10-2019, 05:28 PM
ffs b, I'm trying to make you out to be a bit evil not to be satan himself (although Schnorbitz aaah)
Actually, there are some shocking Bernies, aren't there? Sanders? Madoff? Ecclestone? Grant? Clifton?
Terrible name, really.
The Insider
12-10-2019, 07:17 PM
To be honest, it'll depend on the exit poll. If it says Boris Win, I'll crack open a gallon or two of red and enjoy the Schadenfreude. If it says anything else, I'll be off to the bunker to prepare for civil war.
With you here, but I will skip the Bunker stage and go straight to the herion stash, end of days......
raouldufy
12-11-2019, 12:21 AM
Just logged back into this site after a couple of years and found it's still dominated by the same old right wing Tory boys and nothings changed. Talk about Arsenal fine. Want to do politics go on Twitter.
Pat Vegas
12-11-2019, 09:16 AM
Just logged back into this site after a couple of years and found it's still dominated by the same old right wing Tory boys and nothings changed. Talk about Arsenal fine. Want to do politics go on Twitter.
Be like me and ignore those bits.
Sir C
12-11-2019, 09:19 AM
Just logged back into this site after a couple of years and found it's still dominated by the same old right wing Tory boys and nothings changed. Talk about Arsenal fine. Want to do politics go on Twitter.
Thank God you've returned to clarify matters, raouldufy. Could you help me with a few extra details? There are a couple of areas I'm still unsure about.
Conversations in the kitchen about philosophy. Allowed or not allowed? A discussion of modern literature in the consevatory, acceptable to you, oh Great Arbiter of What I May Say and Where?
Thank God you've returned to clarify matters, raouldufy. Could you help me with a few extra details? There are a couple of areas I'm still unsure about.
Conversations in the kitchen about philosophy. Allowed or not allowed? A discussion of modern literature in the consevatory, acceptable to you, oh Great Arbiter of What I May Say and Where?
Lunch? Cooking? Cricket?
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Well, it's also forecast to piss it down tomorrow, which is always good news as the students will all just think **** that
Sir C
12-11-2019, 09:23 AM
Lunch? Cooking? Cricket?
:nono: Only in the specified places according to the law of raouldufy.
Sir C
12-11-2019, 09:24 AM
Well, it's also forecast to piss it down tomorrow, which is always good news as the students will all just think **** that
Unless they've already sent in both their postal votes.
:nono: Only in the specified places according to the law of raouldufy.
the rule of law is important in matters politics, sc.
not to be confused with rule by law, of course.
all hail The raouldufy :bow:
Unless they've already sent in both their postal votes.
As if they know how to use "post"
Pat Vegas
12-11-2019, 09:29 AM
As if they know how to use "post"
I was looking at the postal vote forms.
The instructions were overly explained to lead to confusion and void votes imo
As if they know how to use "post"
130% of postal voters know how to post their vote, psrb :nod:
Sir C
12-11-2019, 09:35 AM
130% of postal voters know how to post their vote, psrb :nod:
:nod: And if you live in Tower Hamlets Mr Khan will be pleased to swing by and help you out.
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
12-11-2019, 01:29 PM
**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
I wasted an hour on that last night, trying to prove to someone it was fake.
Like they said it was from @YouGov but nothing on their twitter feed or website.
So I pulled up the poll the +/- figures were based on (Dec 6) and they'd got 4 of them wrong, i.e LDs 12 (+1) when it would have been -1. BP and Gr saying -1 when the number quoted was unchanged.
They couldn't even be bothered to fake it properly.
:nod: And if you live in Tower Hamlets Mr Khan will be pleased to swing by and help you out.
My Auntie has taken my Grandfather’s postal vote form and voted for Labour on his behalf (he wanted to vote Lib Dem for reasons unbeknown). In a bit of a quandary as to whether to report this electoral fraud.
Sir C
12-11-2019, 02:03 PM
My Auntie has taken my Grandfather’s postal vote form and voted for Labour on his behalf (he wanted to vote Lib Dem for reasons unbeknown). In a bit of a quandary as to whether to report this electoral fraud.
Is it a marginal seat? If it is, it's your duty to report it.
If not, meh.
Is it a marginal seat? If it is, it's your duty to report it.
If not, meh.
South Cambridgeshire, which I believe has the potential to swing to Lib Dem - They are now one vote down, though.
Not sure that I can tell on my own family, though :-\
Herbert Augustus Chapman
12-11-2019, 02:36 PM
I wasted an hour on that last night, trying to prove to someone it was fake.
Like they said it was from @YouGov but nothing on their twitter feed or website.
So I pulled up the poll the +/- figures were based on (Dec 6) and they'd got 4 of them wrong, i.e LDs 12 (+1) when it would have been -1. BP and Gr saying -1 when the number quoted was unchanged.
They couldn't even be bothered to fake it properly.
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Herbert Augustus Chapman
12-11-2019, 02:38 PM
South Cambridgeshire, which I believe has the potential to swing to Lib Dem - They are now one vote down, though.
Not sure that I can tell on my own family, though :-\
How can you be sure she voted Labour? Perhaps she just enjoys boiling your nasty Saffa píss Rich ;-)
How can you be sure she voted Labour? Perhaps she just enjoys boiling your nasty Saffa píss Rich ;-)
She regularly tells me about the benefits of Labour's socialist agenda. I think she may also be a bit anti-semetic :-(
Herbert Augustus Chapman
12-11-2019, 02:54 PM
She regularly tells me about the benefits of Labour's socialist agenda. I think she may also be a bit anti-semetic :-(
So she has scuppered any chance your Grandad had of stopping the constituency's agent of Satan Tory with a highly commendable tactical LidDem vote! It is your duty to democracy to inform on her. First to your Grandad and then the authorities.
Your auntie is clearly some kind of marixt fiend.
Pat Vegas
12-11-2019, 03:56 PM
How can any of these things be accurate.
I've lived in several places at different ages and nobody has ever asked me to partake in some sort of Pre election survey or exit poll.
Tony C
12-11-2019, 04:26 PM
From the betfair forum...
Here is Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) stating on live television that Tories have already seen postal votes - which is illegal - as she tries to discredit Labour. How can the BBC keep this incompetent shill on as political editor? #sacklaurakuenssberg
:clap:
Tony C
12-11-2019, 04:33 PM
the sharks are starting to circle...big hitters are loading up their accounts ie
“you don't need to be a scientist to figure out the outcome here. bet accordingly.”
Wonder just how low Con Majority will get now...
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