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having been offered from a colleague, I've just had one of these for lunch.
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/fa4bac5c-9efc-4ee3-8093-7d8b32ec751a/0f1e7dab-682d-4804-b25c-99f8c0f2a242.jpeg?h=540&w=540
the single most depressing thing I think I've ever eaten.
Burney
12-02-2019, 12:39 PM
having been offered from a colleague, I've just had one of these for lunch.
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/fa4bac5c-9efc-4ee3-8093-7d8b32ec751a/0f1e7dab-682d-4804-b25c-99f8c0f2a242.jpeg?h=540&w=540
the single most depressing thing I think I've ever eaten.
Then you, my friend, have never eaten this. Just one of your English pounds. :yikes:
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/292358458?sc_cmp=ppc*GHS+-+Grocery+-+New*PX+%7C+Shopping+GSC+%7C+All+Products*New:+F%2 6D:+Frozen+Food:+Frozen+Food*PRODUCT_GROUP29235845 8*&ds_rl=1116019&ds_rl=1116322&ds_rl=1116019&gclid=Cj0KCQiAiZPvBRDZARIsAORkq7ea_QrEDyhYNgWs0RNI 7wXKL3_N-Zr3f-0UdSkXG_cU3jA6Wq2NO6EaAl1ZEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
Then you, my friend, have never eaten this. Just one of your English pounds. :yikes:
"This is actually disgusting, bought it knowing it would be bad, but wasn't quite aware of how bad it could be...."
:hehe:
having been offered from a colleague, I've just had one of these for lunch.
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/fa4bac5c-9efc-4ee3-8093-7d8b32ec751a/0f1e7dab-682d-4804-b25c-99f8c0f2a242.jpeg?h=540&w=540
the single most depressing thing I think I've ever eaten.
One of my clients. My kids also love them
Burney
12-02-2019, 12:45 PM
"This is actually disgusting, bought it knowing it would be bad, but wasn't quite aware of how bad it could be...."
:hehe:
I preferred
Absolutely Foul
1 stars
A Tesco Customer13th August 2019
Gritty, found a claw, tough meat, should be taking this to the EHO!! Will not be buying a kebab again.
'FOUND A CLAW?'
One of my clients. My kids also love them
it was microwaved, psrb. Microwaved pizza, could you imagine?
the 'topping' slid off and welded itself to the plate around the outside of a rubbery, bready disk.
It's a no from me...
Burney
12-02-2019, 12:51 PM
it was microwaved, psrb. Microwaved pizza, could you imagine?
the 'topping' slid off and welded itself to the plate around the outside of a rubbery, bready disk.
It's a no from me...
Any claws in it?
'FOUND A CLAW?'
Ah, the Wild Kebab and it's scratchy claws.
I shall call Bullshít on that claim
Any claws in it?
there may have been in the majority of it I threw in the bin.
redgunamo
12-02-2019, 12:56 PM
Indeed. Whose claw?! What claw?! The mind boggles..
Burney
12-02-2019, 12:56 PM
there may have been in the majority of it I threw in the bin.
Seems a terrible waste of melted cheese goo imo.
Then you, my friend, have never eaten this. Just one of your English pounds. :yikes:
Fackinhell, there is a whole range of these abominations. None appear to get a decent review.
A microwaveable Cheese Toastie?
who, what, why?
Seems a terrible waste of melted cheese goo imo.
fúck knows what the cheese was made of, it went hard as nails.
Sir C
12-02-2019, 12:59 PM
having been offered from a colleague, I've just had one of these for lunch.
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/fa4bac5c-9efc-4ee3-8093-7d8b32ec751a/0f1e7dab-682d-4804-b25c-99f8c0f2a242.jpeg?h=540&w=540
the single most depressing thing I think I've ever eaten.
Salami sandwich. 3/10, would not recommend.
Salami sandwich. 3/10, would not recommend.
I'd have happily swapped, in hindsight.
barrybueno
12-02-2019, 01:06 PM
I preferred
'FOUND A CLAW?'
Pretty brave/honest/stupid of Tesco to put up some of these reviews imo
barrybueno
12-02-2019, 01:07 PM
having been offered from a colleague, I've just had one of these for lunch.
https://digitalcontent.api.tesco.com/v2/media/ghs/fa4bac5c-9efc-4ee3-8093-7d8b32ec751a/0f1e7dab-682d-4804-b25c-99f8c0f2a242.jpeg?h=540&w=540
the single most depressing thing I think I've ever eaten.
Claws on toast :eat:
Peter
12-02-2019, 01:09 PM
I preferred
'FOUND A CLAW?'
Foul is a genuinely wonderful word :hehe::hehe:
Burney
12-02-2019, 01:11 PM
Salami sandwich. 3/10, would not recommend.
Started that ‘Now we shall be entirely free’ thingy. Started a bit slow with him just moping about. Hoping it’ll pick up now there’s been a war crime, some rape and an assassination mission.
His deafness is irritating me. It had better turn out to have some narrative significance.
it was microwaved, psrb. Microwaved pizza, could you imagine?
the 'topping' slid off and welded itself to the plate around the outside of a rubbery, bready disk.
It's a no from me...
Why the hell would you microwave it?
redgunamo
12-02-2019, 01:13 PM
Yes. Now, nobody could call the redgunamo a fussy man but there are limits.
Claws on toast :eat:
Viva Prat Vegas
12-02-2019, 01:16 PM
Looking at that cheap pizza, I would eat most of it except the cake-sized circumference which would go straight in the bin ...or left out for the birds
Viva Prat Vegas
12-02-2019, 01:17 PM
bb "Claws on toast "
Sounds like a mild bush-tucker trial delicacy
Why the hell would you microwave it?
a) I am at work without access to a fully functioning oven
b) it is a microwaveable product. Apparently.
Viva Prat Vegas
12-02-2019, 01:21 PM
:clap: There's no faulting that logic
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Sir C
12-02-2019, 01:26 PM
Started that ‘Now we shall be entirely free’ thingy. Started a bit slow with him just moping about. Hoping it’ll pick up now there’s been a war crime, some rape and an assassination mission.
His deafness is irritating me. It had better turn out to have some narrative significance.
Ah. I'm not sure you have entirely appreciated that my current prediliction is for novels in which nothing much happens, really. I like legthy descriptions of the exact colour of the sea, a lot of wistful peering out of rain-spattered windows and the unspoken hint of a stolen kiss.
I remember reading on the blurb that our hero had returned from the Peninsular 'carrying with him a terrible secret'; I am afraid I took this rather literally and spent ages trying to work out which of the items unpacked from his rucksack by Nell contained the 'terrible secret'. For much of the book i was therefore expecting the small shrivelled potato to reappear and reveal its secret within. :hehe:
I've got a new one for you: 'The Glass Woman' by Caroline Lea. 17th century Iceland. Precisely nothing happens.
Burney
12-02-2019, 01:30 PM
Ah. I'm not sure you have entirely appreciated that my current prediliction is for novels in which nothing much happens, really. I like legthy descriptions of the exact colour of the sea, a lot of wistful peering out of rain-spattered windows and the unspoken hint of a stolen kiss.
I remember reading on the blurb that our hero had returned from the Peninsular 'carrying with him a terrible secret'; I am afraid I took this rather literally and spent ages trying to work out which of the items unpacked from his rucksack by Nell contained the 'terrible secret'. For much of the book i was therefore expecting the small shrivelled potato to reappear and reveal its secret within. :hehe:
I've got a new one for you: 'The Glass Woman' by Caroline Lea. 17th century Iceland. Precisely nothing happens.
I’m currently worried that calling one of the protagonists Calley in relation to a My Lai style massacre might prove to be a somewhat on-the-nose indication of what the truth of the atrocity may prove to be.
I may be over-thinking it, though.
Fackinhell, there is a whole range of these abominations. None appear to get a decent review.
A microwaveable Cheese Toastie?
who, what, why?
Made a toastie last night.
Buttered sliced white, gouda and *a revelation* brinjal pickle.
Why had I not thought of this combo before?
:cloud9:
Sir C
12-03-2019, 09:40 AM
Made a toastie last night.
Buttered sliced white, gouda and *a revelation* brinjal pickle.
Why had I not thought of this combo before?
:cloud9:
1. A 'toastie' (do you mean a toasted sandwich? Are you talking to a baby? Do you also say 'roasties' and 'veggies'?) is not dinner.
2. Brinjal pickle? Is this some foreign muck? What is a brinjal?
(Sorry, I'm in a dreadful mood this morning i. Absolutely dreadful.)
1. A 'toastie' (do you mean a toasted sandwich? Are you talking to a baby? Do you also say 'roasties' and 'veggies'?) is not dinner.
2. Brinjal pickle? Is this some foreign muck? What is a brinjal?
(Sorry, I'm in a dreadful mood this morning i. Absolutely dreadful.)
1. would you rather a say Cheese Melt?
2. Aubergine pickle [see below]
3. Fúck off ;-)
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Sir C
12-03-2019, 09:47 AM
1. would you rather a say Cheese Melt?
2. Aubergine pickle [see below]
3. Fúck off ;-)
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wiIAAOSwArtd3sBq/s-l640.jpg
1. A toasted cheese!
2. Are you scared of God's own lime pickle, pussyboy?
3. I'm going to fúck off to a funeral at lunchtime.
1. A toasted cheese!
2. Are you scared of God's own lime pickle, pussyboy?
3. I'm going to fúck off to a funeral at lunchtime.
1, Whatevs
2. Love it, but too chunky for for a toasted sandwich imo
3. Sorry to hear that. Don't forget to raise a glass or two
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