That moment in the cup final when Freddie

[Sir C]

scampered away from Terry and curled one in... I'm not sure I've ever had a happier moment at a match.

I knew with absolute certainty that we'd go and win at Old Trafford.

:sigh:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

scampered away from Terry and curled one in... I'm not sure I've ever had a happier moment at a match.

I knew with absolute certainty that we'd go and win at Old Trafford.

:sigh:

I had been fantasising the season before about winning the title at OT and when I saw the fixture list and the date of our trip there I knew the Gods of Football had granted me my wish. They have been viciously çunting me ever since.

[Burney]

scampered away from Terry and curled one in... I'm not sure I've ever had a happier moment at a match.

I knew with absolute certainty that we'd go and win at Old Trafford.

:sigh:

Has anyone ascertained what Freddie-Hater-In-Chief sw feels about this?

[Sir C]

Has anyone ascertained what Freddie-Hater-In-Chief sw feels about this?

:hehe: His response will no doubt be suitably blunt and profane.

[Sir C]

I had been fantasising the season before about winning the title at OT and when I saw the fixture list and the date of our trip there I knew the Gods of Football had granted me my wish. They have been viciously çunting me ever since.

I ended up watching that game alone - by the time wife and friends arrived home they were confused to see me spastic drunk and weeping with joy.

So they fed my enormous quantities of Bolivia's finest to 'cheer me up a bit'. :-(

[Monty92]

scampered away from Terry and curled one in... I'm not sure I've ever had a happier moment at a match.

I knew with absolute certainty that we'd go and win at Old Trafford.

:sigh:

Actually, I found that goal deeply unsatisfying. His body shape when he hit it was totally retarded and the power in the shot was feeble.

Even the initial dribble through was classic Freddie - determination compensating for an abject lack of finesse or talent.

He was in many, many respects a bang average footballer.

[Sir C]

Actually, I found that goal deeply unsatisfying. His body shape when he hit it was totally retarded and the power in the shot was feeble.

And the initial dribble through was classic Freddie, too - determination overcoming an abject lack of finesse or talent.

He was in many, many respects a bang average footballer.

You have harshed my buzz.

I am going to vote Labour and come after your árse.

[Burney]

:hehe: His response will no doubt be suitably blunt and profane.

We should keep him on permanently just to píss sw off.
Personally, I don’t see how we can go wrong with a manager with cheekbones you could use to cut your steak. :love:

[Monty92]

We should keep him on permanently just to píss sw off.
Personally, I don’t see how we can go wrong with a manager with cheekbones you could use to cut your steak. :love:

I sent my missus a Whatsapp of Freddie in his pants this morning informing her he's our new manager. Not heard from her since, presumably because she's confined herself to the office toilets for the day.

[Burney]

I sent my missus a Whatsapp of Freddie in his pants this morning informing her he's our new manager. Not heard from her since, presumably because she's confined herself to the office toilets for the day.

That or she’s currently weeping in her lawyer’s office because she’s borne two children to an homosexualist.

[Sir C]

I sent my missus a Whatsapp of Freddie in his pants this morning informing her he's our new manager. Not heard from her since, presumably because she's confined herself to the office toilets for the day.

You think Freddie in his pants is sexy... imagine these two together :backin5: :love:

https://twitter.com/cesc4official/status/1200405951637000192

[Ash]

Has anyone ascertained what Freddie-Hater-In-Chief sw feels about this?

Executive Summary: Necessary risk. Will get bounce until City. Hopes to see Pepe in starting XI.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Didn't Terry try to foul Ljungberg, bounce off his massive body strength and ending up falling flat on his face?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "You think Freddie in his pants is sexy... imagine these two together :backin5: "

I thought you meant Freddie and Monty's Missus


Back in 5

[Monty92]

You think Freddie in his pants is sexy... imagine these two together :backin5: :love:

https://twitter.com/cesc4official/status/1200405951637000192

Cesc is not an attractive man. He looks like a midget wearing a shark's costume head.

He is, however, hench as f*ck, as I discovered while putting my arm round his waist at the Arsenal Christmas Party about 15 years ago, while drunkenly explaining that he has the technique to become one of the best players in the world

I then accidently made a massive homophobic slur to Sol Campbell :hehe:

[Sir C]

Didn't Terry try to foul Ljungberg, bounce off his massive body strength and ending up falling flat on his face?

He did. Was Terry carrying an injury? Hasselbaink was, definitely. Bergkamp missed the game - and Vieira?

[Luis Anaconda]

I had been fantasising the season before about winning the title at OT and when I saw the fixture list and the date of our trip there I knew the Gods of Football had granted me my wish. They have been viciously çunting me ever since.
Did you know it would be postponed until the penultimate game of the season when you saw the fixture list?

[Sir C]

Cesc is not an attractive man. He looks like a midget wearing a shark's costume head.

He is, however, hench as f*ck, as I discovered while putting my arm round his waist at the Arsenal Christmas Party about 15 years ago, while drunkenly explaining that he has the technique to become one of the best players in the world

I then accidently made a massive homophobic slur to Sol Campbell :hehe:

He is beautiful, in a swarthy Mediterranean, almost jewway. I've loved him since he was a child.

What does hench mean? Muscly?

I remember once at a game at the Emirates, for some reason I was sitting down by one of the corner flags. It was a pretty standard 3-0 home win against some nobodies which Cesc had controlled from start to finish. Deep in injury time we won a corner where I was sitting and he jogged some 60 yards to take in. In the 94th minute. And he wasn't even breathing hard. This persuaded me that he is a manGod.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "He did. Was Terry carrying an injury? Hasselbaink was, definitely. Bergkamp missed the game - and Vieira?"

I think Terry either came on or went off
JFH definitely had some kind of knock, thank goodness
He was my main fear
Vieira shared cup-lifting duties with Adams

A VERY HAPPY DAY

[Sir C]

Sir C "He did. Was Terry carrying an injury? Hasselbaink was, definitely. Bergkamp missed the game - and Vieira?"

I think Terry either came on or went off
JFH definitely had some kind of knock, thank goodness
He was my main fear
Vieira shared cup-lifting duties with Adams

A VERY HAPPY DAY

I had to dash out before the trophy presentation because I had landed at Swansea airport and was meeting acab to get me back there before they closed. So I ran out of the Millenium stadium to be confronted by the 30,000 chavs pouring out. Just me and my mate.

My word, they used some interesting language.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh!
Presumably you were bedecked in 'colours' , SC

Did you let anyone spray a streak of red hairspray in your hair in honour of Freddie pre-match?
I did :-)

[Sir C]

Oh!
Presumably you were bedecked in 'colours' , SC

Did you let anyone spray a streak of red hairspray in your hair in honour of Freddie pre-match?
I did :-)

I was indeed sporting unsuitable polyster sports wear. As was my chum, the Great Fat Poof, waddling along in a Manu Petit shirt looking like an unfit James Corden :hehe: No red hair though.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Did you know it would be postponed until the penultimate game of the season when you saw the fixture list?

No I expected us go have it all sewn up by Christmas :-D - You've called me out correctly - it must have been when the postponement happened I realised the Gods had smiled on us - it's the emotions I remember rather than actual facts (you kunt)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

It was due to be played on the weekend of the FA Cup Semi-Finals so your dream too wasn't far off, Herbs

[Luis Anaconda]

No I expected us go have it all sewn up by Christmas :-D - You've called me out correctly - it must have been when the postponement happened I realised the Gods had smiled on us - it's the emotions I remember rather than actual facts (you kunt)

Only doing my job, h :)

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It was due to be played on the weekend of the FA Cup Semi-Finals so your dream too wasn't far off, Herbs

Gosh! - do you and Luis actually remember this stuff or just Google it?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Much is in the head, Herb but I have to admit to needing to look that one up