Oh, Labour! Don't ever change.

[Burney]

This is just what their candidates have been caught out doing today, ffs! :hehe:

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/politics/general-election-2019/2019/11/24/labour-candidate-in-sandwell-forced-to-hand-over-11500-after-tax-evasion-probe/

https://order-order.com/2019/11/25/labour-candidate-vowed-100-take-arms-allies-afghanistan/

https://order-order.com/2019/11/25/take-up-arms-against-brits-labour-candidate-asked-to-explain-israel-gassed-tweet/

[Peter]

Kebab tycoon :hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Burney]

Kebab tycoon :hehe::hehe::hehe:

He's clearly a major doner to the party.

[Ash]

He's clearly a major doner to the party.

Sheesh! Give it a rest.

[IUFG]

Kebab tycoon :hehe::hehe:

No wonder he's a tycoon on the back of kebabs.

10kg for £30ish - the markup is enormous

https://www.star-catering.co.uk/star-halal-diamond-doner-20lb-1x9-07kg-a00422-lon.html


mmmm kebab :kebab: :eat:

[Sir C]

He's clearly a major doner to the party.

Adana to the party, you say?

How daft do you have to be to get nicked for the sake of 10 grand, for pitta's sake?

[Burney]

Adana to the party, you say?

How daft do you have to be to get nicked for the sake of 10 grand, for pitta's sake?

He'll be made to resign in shami.

It does seem to be a pathetically small amount, doesn't it? Walking around money for a kebab tycoon, I'd have thought.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

10K
:yikes:
Didn't think it would kofte as little as that

[Sir C]

No wonder he's a tycoon on the back of kebabs.

10kg for £30ish - the markup is enormous

https://www.star-catering.co.uk/star-halal-diamond-doner-20lb-1x9-07kg-a00422-lon.html


mmmm kebab :kebab: :eat:

How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I'm not quite skewer

[IUFG]

How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?

what? for my own personal consumption?




























about 6

[IUFG]

How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?

phwooooooar!

https://www.star-catering.co.uk/cooked-cut-halal-doner-2x2-27kg-a00900-lon.html

[Sir C]

what? for my own personal consumption?




























about 6

Christ, I've just realised I've got spaghetti with pesto for dinner.

Yes. Spaghetti with pesto. :-(

[barrybueno]

No wonder he's a tycoon on the back of kebabs.

10kg for £30ish - the markup is enormous

https://www.star-catering.co.uk/star-halal-diamond-doner-20lb-1x9-07kg-a00422-lon.html


mmmm kebab :kebab: :eat:

That is one cheap elephant leg! Bit of a bugger to cook at home though tbh

[IUFG]

That is one cheap elephant leg! Bit of a bugger to cook at home though tbh

it wouln't fit in my freezer... :-(

[IUFG]

Christ, I've just realised I've got spaghetti with pesto for dinner.

Yes. Spaghetti with pesto. :-(

not now you've got that doner kebab in your mind... ;-)

[Burney]

How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?

Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.

[IUFG]

Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.

you've not factored in the 50% yield loss of the fat running out of the meaty leg...

[Burney]

you've not factored in the 50% yield loss of the fat running out of the meaty leg...

You're not suggesting they aren't spooning that wonderful, wonderful grease into the kebabs, surely?

[barrybueno]

Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.

They all work for a pittance though. Geddit? :cooper:

[IUFG]

You're not suggesting they aren't spooning that wonderful, wonderful grease into the kebabs, surely?

my local doesn't do that :cry:

the pool of grease at the bottom of the pitta bread :cloud9:

[Burney]

They all work for a pittance though. Geddit? :cooper:

Fúcking look at these bad boys, bb!

Do you reckon I could convince the missus to make room in the kitchen for these?

https://www.ggmgastro.com/gb/angebot-doenergrill-4-brenner-max-80kg-inkl-schutzblech.html?gclid=CjwKCAiAlO7uBRANEiwA_vXQ-3uafrzajv3i0XJGiYwVYsRYPdFyZ8kwe1uhA9WeJmNnw4dD6Pe YqxoCxJIQAvD_BwE

[Burney]

my local doesn't do that :cry:

the pool of grease at the bottom of the pitta bread :cloud9:

:nod: It renders the kebab structurally unsound and you end up shovelling meat and greasy bread into your face in a frankly undignified way, but it's totally worth it.

Every kebab is the same. You start off thinking you can eat it with dignity using the little plastic fork and inevitably end up eating like an animal and covered in a film of grease that requires you to shower..

[WES]

:nod: It renders the kebab structurally unsound and you end up shovelling meat and greasy bread into your face in a frankly undignified way, but it's totally worth it.

Every kebab is the same. You start off thinking you can eat it with dignity using the little plastic fork and inevitably end up eating like an animal and covered in a film of grease that requires you to shower..

The key is to get to the end of the kebab with no salad, 4 or 5 mouthfuls of meat, 2 or 3 pickled chilies and the pitta soaked through and through with lamb grease, chilli sauce and garlic sauce.

One glug of lager and then in you go :cloud9:

Mrs WES is on a diet and I'm eating something utterly void of taste tonight, I just know it. :-(

[Burney]

The key is to get to the end of the kebab with no salad, 4 or 5 mouthfuls of meat, 2 or 3 pickled chilies and the pitta soaked through and through with lamb grease, chilli sauce and garlic sauce.

One glug of lager and then in you go :cloud9:

Mrs WES is on a diet and I'm eating something utterly void of taste tonight, I just know it. :-(

Now there is a moment at the end when all you're left with is the detritus and you know full well that what's left is 85-90% half-congealed grease with some bits of meat and bread in it.. A rational man would stop at this point and discard the thing.

Does anyone actually stop, though?

[barrybueno]

Fúcking look at these bad boys, bb!

Do you reckon I could convince the missus to make room in the kitchen for these?

https://www.ggmgastro.com/gb/angebot-doenergrill-4-brenner-max-80kg-inkl-schutzblech.html?gclid=CjwKCAiAlO7uBRANEiwA_vXQ-3uafrzajv3i0XJGiYwVYsRYPdFyZ8kwe1uhA9WeJmNnw4dD6Pe YqxoCxJIQAvD_BwE

Now that's what I'm talking about! Don't think any woman would ever sanction that in her kitchen, however living on your own or with a mate :rubchin:

[Burney]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Don't think any woman would ever sanction that in her kitchen, however living on your own or with a mate :rubchin:

I'd start with the suggestion of two so that it seemed much more reasonable when I was prepared to compromise and just accept one, bb.

:nod: #NotMyFirstRodeo

[barrybueno]

I'd start with the suggestion of two so that it seemed much more reasonable when I was prepared to compromise and just accept one, bb.

:nod: #NotMyFirstRodeo

Ah classic stuff. You've been paying attention to all the tricks that various governments, HMRC and DVLA etc have mugged us off with over the years :thumbup: