Labour have nearly got my vote.

[Pat Vegas]

Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

--------------free whores!!!!-------------------

[Pat Vegas]

--------------free whores!!!!-------------------

then again if they are for everyone i won't want them.

Labour could just every person in the country what they specfically want and do it that way.
That will be their next plan.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I will buy myself a set of poultry to take advantage of the free Veterinary service they promise and also to directly source my own fois-gras on the quiet

[Burney]

--------------free whores!!!!-------------------

Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?

[WES]

Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?

Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:

Prescription whores :cloud9:

think of all the jobs it would offer.

[barrybueno]

Prescription whores :cloud9:

think of all the jobs it would offer.

Yeah! Like 'hand' and 'blow' :-)

[Sir C]

Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.

What about the jews?

Unless they offer us a free jew each I'm not interested.

[Tony C]

Komrade Korbyn has contacted me personally offering a 10% rebate on all gambling losses and a best odds guarantee on all my selections.

Quite tempting...

[Burney]

Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:

Free at the point of use, though.

In which case she’s effectively a civil servant.

[Tony C]

What would it really take in terms of freebies to win this?

I’m thinking he’s home and hosed (not even a photo finish) if he cancelled the tv license

Who needs the bbc when you got everyone on your free North Korean broadband eh...