View Full Version : Labour have nearly got my vote.
Pat Vegas
11-22-2019, 12:14 PM
Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.
Viva Prat Vegas
11-22-2019, 12:21 PM
--------------free whores!!!!-------------------
Pat Vegas
11-22-2019, 12:23 PM
--------------free whores!!!!-------------------
then again if they are for everyone i won't want them.
Labour could just every person in the country what they specfically want and do it that way.
That will be their next plan.
Viva Prat Vegas
11-22-2019, 12:29 PM
I will buy myself a set of poultry to take advantage of the free Veterinary service they promise and also to directly source my own fois-gras on the quiet
Burney
11-22-2019, 01:18 PM
--------------free whores!!!!-------------------
Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?
Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?
Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:
Pat Vegas
11-22-2019, 01:31 PM
Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:
Prescription whores :cloud9:
think of all the jobs it would offer.
barrybueno
11-22-2019, 01:32 PM
Prescription whores :cloud9:
think of all the jobs it would offer.
Yeah! Like 'hand' and 'blow' :-)
Sir C
11-22-2019, 01:35 PM
Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.
What about the jews?
Unless they offer us a free jew each I'm not interested.
Tony C
11-22-2019, 01:48 PM
Komrade Korbyn has contacted me personally offering a 10% rebate on all gambling losses and a best odds guarantee on all my selections.
Quite tempting...
Burney
11-22-2019, 01:55 PM
Not if she's paid for by the state :shrug:
Free at the point of use, though.
In which case she’s effectively a civil servant.
Tony C
11-22-2019, 04:09 PM
What would it really take in terms of freebies to win this?
I’m thinking he’s home and hosed (not even a photo finish) if he cancelled the tv license
Who needs the bbc when you got everyone on your free North Korean broadband eh...
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