View Full Version : I'm at the optician and my ophthalmologist is called 'Jolly Gandhi'
Burney
11-22-2019, 11:08 AM
:hehe: Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.
Sir C
11-22-2019, 11:12 AM
:hehe: Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.
I went to his house in Delhi. They've got his glasses. And his spoon.
I believe they were presented as 'his sole possessions', which I thought was more than likely nonsense. I mean, what about his sandals? The expression is 'as dry as Gandhi's flip-flop', not 'as dry as the flip-flop worn by Gandhi but owned by some other bugger.'
Furthermore, his spoon had an alarmingly large bowl, suggesting he was a greedy sod.
Viva Prat Vegas
11-22-2019, 11:16 AM
Have you had that moment yet when Jolly shines a torch into your eyes and you're given breathy commands to "Look up/down/left/right"?
Pokster
11-22-2019, 11:17 AM
:hehe: Putting the humourousness of foreigners' names to one side, I'm trying to imagine a Jolly Gandhi and failing. He was a miserable, skinny old fúck imo.
You should get on like a house on fire then :)
Viva Prat Vegas
11-22-2019, 11:18 AM
You'd expect his sandals to be the soul possessions
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-22-2019, 11:21 AM
You should get on like a house on fire then :)
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Burney
11-22-2019, 11:39 AM
Have you had that moment yet when Jolly shines a torch into your eyes and you're given breathy commands to "Look up/down/left/right"?
Yes. These people really ought to be required to suck breath mints before seeing customers imo. :-(
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