Now even the most unconscionably sycophantic royal toadies among

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

you (yes you Berni) cannot deny that this creature is a lizard.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/prince-philip-health-news-duke-edinburgh-health-condition-queen-elizabeth-ii-royal-news-1207465.webp?r=1574358220154

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

you (yes you Berni) cannot deny that this creature is a lizard.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/prince-philip-health-news-duke-edinburgh-health-condition-queen-elizabeth-ii-royal-news-1207465.webp?r=1574358220154

I quite like lizards, Herbs. They munch the mozzies out in India. And those giant Komodo ****ers on that Attenborough doc several years back looked mental.

I'd much rather be a lizard than a Royal. Do you really reckon the Duke of Edinburgh could climb the walls on all fours and catch mozzies with his tongue? If you look at his teeth, you'll see he looks less like a lizard that the incarnation of pure evil that walks among us - Unai Emery.

Dago, not gekko. Case closed.