Alex Salmond....

[Tony C]

to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot

[barrybueno]

to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages – I'm the foot ****in' master.:hehe:

[Burney]

to be fair...he’s got some lives imo

Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot

His wife is 81, apparently.

[Monty92]

His wife is 81, apparently.

Eww. Surely that should count as mitigating circumstances for any man accused of sexual impropriety?

[PSRB]

Eww. Surely that should count as mitigating circumstances for any man accused of sexual impropriety?

Shagging an 81 yr old :shudder:

[barrybueno]

Shagging an 81 yr old :shudder:

You and M's wives will be 81 one day, think about that eh?

[PSRB]

You and M's wives will be 81 one day, think about that eh?

and I'll be long gone by that point :thumbup:

[Monty92]

and I'll be long gone by that point :thumbup:

Do you mean dead or shacked up with a newer model?

[barrybueno]

and I'll be long gone by that point :thumbup:

haha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too long:sherlock:

[PSRB]

haha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too long:sherlock:

a and probably b