I see the AWIMB swivel eyed tory collective has been quick to pounce on Labour's

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

absurd promise of free broadband, and rightly so let me say. Haven't heard anything so ridicules since Labour predicted that nuclear power would deliver free electricity for all within a decade. You can't have free anything. People are kunts and if anything is free it is squandered.

But it doesn't even come close to the Tory loonies talking about rescinding the Beech Report - 60 years old now - and re-instating branch railway lines. Do they think the rails are all still there and only need a bit of a polish? With the exception of a few miles of track being maintained by hobbyists, most of the branch lines have had housing built on them.

[Sir C]

absurd promise of free broadband, and rightly so let me say. Haven't heard anything so ridicules since Labour predicted that nuclear power would deliver free electricity for all within a decade. You can't have free anything. People are kunts and if anything is free it is squandered.

But it doesn't even come close to the Tory loonies talking about rescinding the Beech Report - 60 years old now - and re-instating branch railway lines. Do they think the rails are all still there and only need a bit of a polish? With the exception of a few miles of track being maintained by hobbyists, most of the branch lines have had housing built on them.

I can’t swivel my eyes right now. They’re kind of fixed straight ahead until the swelling goes down.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I can’t swivel my eyes right now. They’re kind of fixed straight ahead until the swelling goes down.

There's hope for you, C.

While you're in this involuntary non-swivel eyed phase, bosh loads of hallucinogens, embrace Ganpati and become a liberal, lefty layabout. I know you'll thank me for this.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I can’t swivel my eyes right now. They’re kind of fixed straight ahead until the swelling goes down.

Did you have an eye tuck or did someone stick his boot in your face

[Pat Vegas]

absurd promise of free broadband, and rightly so let me say. Haven't heard anything so ridicules since Labour predicted that nuclear power would deliver free electricity for all within a decade. You can't have free anything. People are kunts and if anything is free it is squandered.

But it doesn't even come close to the Tory loonies talking about rescinding the Beech Report - 60 years old now - and re-instating branch railway lines. Do they think the rails are all still there and only need a bit of a polish? With the exception of a few miles of track being maintained by hobbyists, most of the branch lines have had housing built on them.

how about Free Sky? then I'll be onboard. or aboloish the tv licence.

[Tony C]

Free broadband you have to sign up for...but it’s heavily censored a la China and North Korea

We’ll be digging out the old vhs tapes to have a decent wan k imo :banghead:

[Sir C]

There's hope for you, C.

While you're in this involuntary non-swivel eyed phase, bosh loads of hallucinogens, embrace Ganpati and become a liberal, lefty layabout. I know you'll thank me for this.

I’ve been banging the codeine. Not bad, actually.

[Sir C]

Did you have an eye tuck or did someone stick his boot in your face

New septum. Surely you can’t imagine anyone would want to kick little old inoffensive me?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I’ve been banging the codeine. Not bad, actually.

Good man, C. Have you had enough to have a gift of a vision like Kubla Khan that Coleridge said came from God Himself?

If not, keep boshing and PM when you do.

I'll write an introductory guide to being a lefty layabout

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

New septum. Surely you can’t imagine anyone would want to kick little old inoffensive me?


Ah, the deviated septum repair. I know how that goes. Sneeze with your mouth open for a week. The weird part is when you pull a bit of stitching out of your nose and it tickles.

Of course, your Mrs will insist on you sleeping in the spare room as you will be sleeping with your mouth open and snoring like an old toad.

[Sir C]

Good man, C. Have you had enough to have a gift of a vision like Kubla Khan that Coleridge said came from God Himself?

If not, keep boshing and PM when you do.

I'll write an introductory guide to being a lefty layabout

This s absolutely true.

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?609632-I%92ve-done-some-world-class-sleeping

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

This s absolutely true.

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?609632-I%92ve-done-some-world-class-sleeping

Good man, C.

You're almost there. Bit more boshing and you'll see visions of Corbynistas a jew-baiting whilst awake.

Then you'll realise that this is a gift from the Divine and you can devote the rest of your life to leftyism and layaboutery.

I always knew you were the one Tory with enough inherent goodness to overcome the conservative affliction you were born with.


They'll be saying this about you, C.


And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Have your eyes started flashing and your hair started floating yet? If not, keep boshing until they do. Both of them, no half measures. A gentleman junkie doesn't have the floating hair without also having the flashing eyes, y'know.