Poor old Sir C could be under the knife as we speak. :-(

[Burney]

His poor old hooter.

#PrayforSirCharlie

[Monty92]

His poor old hooter.

#PrayforSirCharlie

I have some spare if he's short of hooter after the op, though I doubt he'd countenance walking around with Jew nose.

[Burney]

I have some spare if he's short of hooter after the op, though I doubt he'd countenance walking around with Jew nose.

As I understand it, it's a surfeit of nasal matter from which he suffers rather than a paucity. They have to get in there and give his passages a good rodding. From what I gather, he comes out feeling rather as though he's been facially sodomised by an elephant.

[barrybueno]

As I understand it, it's a surfeit of nasal matter from which he suffers rather than a paucity. They have to get in there and give his passages a good rodding. From what I gather, he comes out feeling rather as though he's been facially sodomised by an elephant.

Wonder if they'll find any, ahem, residue of some sorts in that bugle :sherlock:

[Tony C]

There was that guy on the Joe Rogan podcast recently whose nose got destroyed because he snorted coke that had broken glass chips in it.

Ouch!

[Sir C]

His poor old hooter.

#PrayforSirCharlie

Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.

[Pokster]

His poor old hooter.

#PrayforSirCharlie

He's had a good innings.... think of the party we can have if he doesn't make it, it's what he would have wanted

[Pat Vegas]

His poor old hooter.

#PrayforSirCharlie

Someone who goes under the name 'Sir Charlie' having a nose operation :sherlock:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.

Is it really cancer c or were you just trying to scare us?

[barrybueno]

There was that guy on the Joe Rogan podcast recently whose nose got destroyed because he snorted coke that had broken glass chips in it.

Ouch!

These bloody Eastern Europeans will mix absolutely anything in! #Brexit

[PSRB]

Much appreciated, old chap. Just waiting to be wheeled down now.

I’m ****ing starving. I wish they’d get on with it so I can get KFC and a beer ordered in.

I'm waiting for my filling to set so I can get stuck it into a bottle of red. Not sure walking into work with a red filling after working from home will go down too well.

[Burney]

I'm waiting for my filling to set so I can get stuck it into a bottle of red. Not sure walking into work with a red filling after working from home will go down too well.

Do they look at your fillings a lot?

[PSRB]

Do they look at your fillings a lot?

I'm sure a red one might stand out.....

[Burney]

I'm sure a red one might stand out.....

Just claim it's an Arsenal/red and white thing.

[barrybueno]

Just claim it's an Arsenal/red and white thing.

I was gonna suggest that but admitting it was from a bottle of red would be far less embarrassing :hide: