So the kids are taking the píss out of Major Emery's accent

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

and generally being disrespectful in his presence.

They would do the same to Rafa or even Maureen. I'm afraid the only remedy now is Big Sam in charge with Keown running discipline and punishments.

We cannot be a great club again until the corridors of the Colney Creche resound with Allardyces's voice bellowing "Tha foókin what thee whiney little coont?" at some trembling miscreant before Martin dishes out the big dry slaps.

We'll have to somehow get TA back in there to teach them the manly art of binge drinking and bar room brawling.

Would you take the píss out of this man?

https://d2x51gyc4ptf2q.cloudfront.net/content/uploads/2016/03/Sam-Allardyce-Sunderland.png

[barrybueno]

and generally being disrespectful in his presence.

They would do the same to Rafa or even Maureen. I'm afraid the only remedy now is Big Sam in charge with Keown running discipline and punishments.

We cannot be a great club again until the corridors of the Colney Creche resound with Allardyces's voice bellowing "Tha foókin what thee whiney little coont?" at some trembling miscreant before Martin dishes out the big dry slaps.

We'll have to somehow get TA back in there to teach them the manly art of binge drinking and bar room brawling.

Would you take the píss out of this man?

https://d2x51gyc4ptf2q.cloudfront.net/content/uploads/2016/03/Sam-Allardyce-Sunderland.png

TA is just a boring teetotal God bothering blandesque mofo nowadays H. That's the last thing these yoots need.

[Pat Vegas]

and generally being disrespectful in his presence.

They would do the same to Rafa or even Maureen. I'm afraid the only remedy now is Big Sam in charge with Keown running discipline and punishments.

We cannot be a great club again until the corridors of the Colney Creche resound with Allardyces's voice bellowing "Tha foókin what thee whiney little coont?" at some trembling miscreant before Martin dishes out the big dry slaps.

We'll have to somehow get TA back in there to teach them the manly art of binge drinking and bar room brawling.

Would you take the píss out of this man?

https://d2x51gyc4ptf2q.cloudfront.net/content/uploads/2016/03/Sam-Allardyce-Sunderland.png

I can almost gaurantee that man has smelly feet.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And foul breath

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I can almost guarantee that man has smelly feet.

. . . . . . .

[Ash]

BFS:


Move the ball out quickly from the back.
Hit the target man.
Be the first to the ball from the knock-down.


We'll have a footballing identity again. It's what everyone's been demanding.:cloud9:

[Burney]

BFS:


Move the ball out quickly from the back.
Hit the target man.
Be the first to the ball from the knock-down.


We'll have a footballing identity again. It's what everyone's been demanding.:cloud9:

You missed out 'Get a restart'.

[Just Trent]

and generally being disrespectful in his presence.

They would do the same to Rafa or even Maureen. I'm afraid the only remedy now is Big Sam in charge with Keown running discipline and punishments.

We cannot be a great club again until the corridors of the Colney Creche resound with Allardyces's voice bellowing "Tha foókin what thee whiney little coont?" at some trembling miscreant before Martin dishes out the big dry slaps.

We'll have to somehow get TA back in there to teach them the manly art of binge drinking and bar room brawling.

Would you take the píss out of this man?

https://d2x51gyc4ptf2q.cloudfront.net/content/uploads/2016/03/Sam-Allardyce-Sunderland.png

This was always going to be an issue for Emery. As soon as we heard him speak we knew the players would go after him. I’d always assumed it would be Jack Wilshere leading the giggles at the back of the classroom, and that was why Emery was so quick to offload him. Poor Unai. He’s like the oddly behaved Spanish teacher that tries to make the lessons fun. But, all the kids just think he’s a weirdo. They’ll be locking him out of the classroom next.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

This was always going to be an issue for Emery. As soon as we heard him speak we knew the players would go after him. I’d always assumed it would be Jack Wilshere leading the giggles at the back of the classroom, and that was why Emery was so quick to offload him. Poor Unai. He’s like the oddly behaved Spanish teacher that tries to make the lessons fun. But, all the kids just think he’s a weirdo. They’ll be locking him out of the classroom next.

. . . . . . . .

[Sir C]

This was always going to be an issue for Emery. As soon as we heard him speak we knew the players would go after him. I’d always assumed it would be Jack Wilshere leading the giggles at the back of the classroom, and that was why Emery was so quick to offload him. Poor Unai. He’s like the oddly behaved Spanish teacher that tries to make the lessons fun. But, all the kids just think he’s a weirdo. They’ll be locking him out of the classroom next.

Parlour and Dixon and Adams had Wenger down as Clouseau, didn't they? But they quickly learnt to respect him. Because he was, you know... competent.

[Just Trent]

I take it you'll be with me in the "Big Sam for manager" campaign jt?

:nod: :thumbup:

[Burney]

Parlour and Dixon and Adams had Wenger down as Clouseau, didn't they? But they quickly learnt to respect him. Because he was, you know... competent.

Even he didn't talk like something out of 'Mind Your Language', though.

A reference for the youngsters, there. Who was the French bird in that? I seem to remember being in love with her as a young chap.

[Burney]

:nod: :thumbup:

I want Pulis. Or Steve McLaren.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I want Pulis. Or Steve McLaren.

Maybe if Emery does a reverse McLaren and starts talking to the players in a Dick van Dyke style accent he can turn things around.

[Burney]

Maybe if Emery does a reverse McLaren and starts talking to the players in a Dick van Dyke style accent he can turn things around.

I wonder what he dressed up as for the Arsenal Halloween party?

[Just Trent]

Maybe if Emery does a reverse McLaren and starts talking to the players in a Dick van Dyke style accent he can turn things around.

Good call. Who doesn’t love a bit of Dick van Dyke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWKXI8nEOQ

[Burney]

Good call. Who doesn’t love a bit of Dick van Dyke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWKXI8nEOQ

My content management system. Once when I tried to mention him is a blog piece refrerring to his terrible accent, it censored him to **** van **** :furious: