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PSRB
10-08-2019, 02:36 PM
Oh, and possibly his career

https://order-order.com/2019/10/08/ben-stokes-choked-wife/
Ash
10-08-2019, 02:48 PM
So he's joined the Boycott Club.
IUFG
10-08-2019, 02:57 PM
So he's joined the Boycott Club.

a knighthood it is, then
PSRB
10-08-2019, 04:06 PM
So he's joined the Boycott Club.

His wife has said it's nothing, they always squish each other's faces and that photo just looks bad.
IUFG
10-09-2019, 08:51 AM
His wife has said it's nothing, they always squish each other's faces and that photo just looks bad.

Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/08/my-husband-is-terrible-in-bed-and-has-been-for-30-years

;-)
Sir C
10-09-2019, 09:02 AM
Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/08/my-husband-is-terrible-in-bed-and-has-been-for-30-years

;-)

Can't be my glw, i. I'm far too old for any of that sort of nonsense. The nearest I get to a sex life is when Noel Fielding makes an a double entendre on GBBO.
barrybueno
10-09-2019, 09:28 AM
Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

In other news, sc's wife has been writing to the Guardian again...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/08/my-husband-is-terrible-in-bed-and-has-been-for-30-years

;-)

'I have tried to explain that foreplay is important, but it goes in one ear and out the other'

You're doing it wrong love :cooper:
WES
10-09-2019, 09:30 AM
So he's joined the Boycott Club.

Not quite. He bats far too quickly, is far too entertaining a cricketer and grabbing her like that is hardly battering her senseless the way Boycott did.

In short, he's a c*nt but not that much of a c*nt.

Also, to my knowledge he has never refused to play for England. So there's that as well.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
10-09-2019, 10:18 AM
'I have tried to explain that foreplay is important, but it goes in one ear and out the other'

You're doing it wrong love :cooper:

cund and her fanny reeks like a corpse. Her bloke is tired of the same old kipper and can't be arsed.