What do you smell of AWIMB?

[Burney]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sandalwood
:-)

[Sir C]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Tom Ford, Tobacco Oud.

When I wqas courting the glw she told me once that she loved my natural smell, "a mixture of Scotch and fags."

I was rather pleased with that.

[IUFG]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

you have a whiff of lavender about you?

I have strong scent of manly pheremones, b

and this, probably.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YfcAAOSw-CpYACOZ/s-l300.jpg

[Pokster]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Token, your mum comment

[Burney]

Sandalwood
:-)

:-( Never again will I make that mistake. I kept catching a whiff of myself and being horrified.

[Burney]

Tom Ford, Tobacco Oud.

When I wqas courting the glw she told me once that she loved my natural smell, "a mixture of Scotch and fags."

I was rather pleased with that.

That's nice - if a little emetic.

I started to go off Acqua di Parma when I found out in one of those Bernie Gunther books that it was Goebbels' scent of choice. :-\

[Sir C]

That's nice - if a little emetic.

I started to go off Acqua di Parma when I found out in one of those Bernie Gunther books that it was Goebbels' scent of choice. :-\

Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

I am a man b. Specifically a heterosexual man and I wear no perfume preferring to exude only the scent of testosterone, sweat and a very faint whiff of píss (drives the girlies wild d'ya see?)

[Luis Anaconda]

Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.

Exactly - no one is all bad

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That's how I imagine WES to smell










and Pokster

[Burney]

Given Fat Hermann's excellent taste in wine, narcotics and chicks, I'd be happy to take his advice about Kóln, if you follow me.

Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

Joey the Crip, on the other hand... :-(

[barrybueno]

I am a man b. Specifically a heterosexual man and I wear no perfume preferring to exude only the scent of testosterone, sweat and a very faint whiff of píss (drives the girlies wild d'ya see?)

With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.

[Pokster]

That's how I imagine WES to smell










and Pokster

What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES

[Burney]

I am a man b. Specifically a heterosexual man and I wear no perfume preferring to exude only the scent of testosterone, sweat and a very faint whiff of píss (drives the girlies wild d'ya see?)

Is the píss yours or simply a vestige of the old job?

I don't imagine you can ever really scrub the stench out, can you? :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.

I like to think so bb

.....

[Sir C]

Oh, Hermann was a cuddly bundle of fun and self-indulgence - much the most attractive senior Nazi for me.

Joey the Crip, on the other hand... :-(

I read Goebbels as Goering then, didn't I? Daft sod.

That reminds me, I've got my monthly meeting at The Goring next week. The Goring really is the single poshest hotel I have ever been to. I rather like it's unashamedly Edwardian vibe.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Is the píss yours or simply a vestige of the old job?

I don't imagine you can ever really scrub the stench out, can you? :-(

Who would want to b? Why would a man become a plumber in the first place if the pungent scent of urine didn't appeal to him?

[IUFG]

With a hint of BO and a bit of bile breath no doubt.

the very description of Eau d'Artois

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Pokster "What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES"

Honest toil with a hint of Jack Charlton

[Pokster]

Pokster "What do you expect me to smell of... I don't smell of Moose so unlikely i smell like WES"

Honest toil with a hint of Jack Charlton

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

[IUFG]

...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

or sc's scent of a tramp's sock

[Luis Anaconda]

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

One would much rather smell of an expensive brothel, of course

[Pokster]

or sc's scent of a tramp's sock

I'm shocked Sir C bothers seeing as he can't smell anything anyway

[Pokster]

One would much rather smell of an expensive brothel, of course

Exactly, you don't want to seem easy

[Burney]

I read Goebbels as Goering then, didn't I? Daft sod.

That reminds me, I've got my monthly meeting at The Goring next week. The Goring really is the single poshest hotel I have ever been to. I rather like it's unashamedly Edwardian vibe.

It is, isn’t it? I remember eating a celeriac soup there when younger and feeling that eyes were on me to ensure my head did not move one centimetre towards the bowl; that not a drop was spilt; that no slurping took place and that my spoon was always pushed away from me.

It was probably the most stressful course I’ve ever eaten. With hindsight, though, soup was a mad choice.

[IUFG]

I'm shocked Sir C bothers seeing as he can't smell anything anyway

I thought he'd had the cancers removed now.
It must be like a new sense has been added.
Obviously, smelling like a tramp's sock means his olfactories need recalibrating...

[Sir C]

I thought he'd had the cancers removed now.
It must be like a new sense has been added.
Obviously, smelling like a tramp's sock means his olfactories need recalibrating...

You are quite right i, but I was informed last week that the bad cancer has returned and I must go under the knife once more in a couple of weeks. :-(

I might set up a Gofundme to pay for my health insurance premiums next year :-(

[Burney]

Don't need to toil much, but i will take that...as long as i don't smell like a cheap Brothel which is what berni seems to decide he smells like

Nothing cheap about it! Unless one wants to smell of Lynx or cheap sweets, the amount one has to spend is fùcking scandalous imo.

[barrybueno]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Failure and defeat B :-(

[Burney]

You are quite right i, but I was informed last week that the bad cancer has returned and I must go under the knife once more in a couple of weeks. :-(

I might set up a Gofundme to pay for my health insurance premiums next year :-(

Oh, balls. Sorry to hear that, mate.

[Pokster]

Nothing cheap about it! Unless one wants to smell of Lynx or cheap sweets, the amount one has to spend is fùcking scandalous imo.

I just smell clean... far cheaper than you trying to mask the smell of stale ale and black tower wine

[Sir C]

Oh, balls. Sorry to hear that, mate.

He did warn me the first time. It's a ******* for returning and might feasibly have to be done every 12 months or so :yikes:

[IUFG]

You are quite right i, but I was informed last week that the bad cancer has returned and I must go under the knife once more in a couple of weeks. :-(

I might set up a Gofundme to pay for my health insurance premiums next year :-(

Terribly sorry to hear that, old chap.

Best of luck with it :thumbup:

[Pokster]

he did warn me the first time. It's a ******* for returning and might feasibly have to be done every 12 months or so :yikes:

boooooooooo :(

[Sir C]

Terribly sorry to hear that, old chap.

Best of luck with it :thumbup:

Thanks i. It's not so bad, at least I get a week in bed like a recuperating first world war soldier.

[Sir C]

boooooooooo :(

"It won't be quite so bad this time because it's smaller, but bear in mind that I do need to get both my hands inside your head so you'll inevitably need a couple of weeks recovery."

Thanks Doc.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Good luck to you Sir C

We'll never forget

[Sir C]

Good luck to you Sir C

We'll never forget

Just as Uncle Monty feared, I am to be swept away by a vulgar little tumour. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:-(
Was hardly worth the bother of finally repairing the decades old faulty nostril really

[Pat Vegas]

Bleu De Chanel

[Tony C]

Jean Paul Gautier Le Male is my standard.

Although I’ve recently started using Old Spice...just for kicks more than anything.

Thought if I was using safety razors I might as well ol’ Skool it up.

[John Bunnell]

Female bodily fluids.

[Pat Vegas]

Female bodily fluids.

you are such a throwback to 2009

[Burney]

Female bodily fluids.

:hehe: The fact that you had to specify female! :hehe:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

JB reminds me of Neil Stuke's agoraphobic character from Game On

[PSRB]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Stale alcohol

[John Bunnell]

:hehe: The fact that you had to specify female! :hehe:

Have to be very specific with these things on Awimb. Lots of sausage strokers here... like Pat Vegas.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I have recently transitioned from Acqua di Parma Colonia Essenza to Terre d'Hermès and am digging it ('terre' - 'digging it' - geddit?).

How about the rest of you?

Diesel and wood smoke in the good old days. This is how we could go months without washing and not totally ming.

Though when I acquired a pair of Goretex boots, it was great being the only person that didn't get trench foot. Didn't take my shoes and socks off for a month or more and my feet were still as fresh as daisies. At one new year's teknival in Rome, a mate was dealing socks. Clever chap, Nosh. Well, until he completely lost the plot with a raging crack habit and eventually went back to his mum's.