'Celebrity' Masterchef?

[Sir C]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

[Monty92]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

Erm, the "chick with a suspiciously deep voice" is Kellie Maloney, whose masculine voice box and cock and balls in no way detracts from her identity as a woman, you transphobic c*nt.

[Tony C]

If only our Wikipedia would page had taken off...could’ve had one of you on this.

[Burney]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

Frank Moloney, though. :hehe:

He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

[barrybueno]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?

[Sir C]

Is the Eastenders one Tucker Jenkins, Ian Beale or the bloke with Wellard the dog?

I've no idea, b. I recognise him from the three or four occasions I was unlucky enough to view the programme in question, but as these unhappy events occurred some 30-odd years ago, me recollections of the details are unclear.

There was a Doctor Legg, wasn't there?

[barrybueno]

[QUOTE=Burney;4248092]Frank Moloney, though. :hehe:

He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now. :clap:


The Wiki page reads very strangely: Kellie Maloney is a British boxing manager and promoter who managed Lennox Lewis to the undisputed heavyweight championship of the world. In August 2014 :hehe:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The Eastenders one is Ian Belly
Londoner who cadged onto the Liverpool bandwagon as a youth

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Isn't Kellie Maloney the one with the purple hair and heavy-as-Ruddock make-up?

[Sir C]

Isn't Kellie Maloney the one with the purple hair and heavy-as-Ruddock make-up?

No, you're thinking of in-no-way-mental fashion person Zandra Rhodes.

[Burney]

Who the hell are these people? I haven't heard of any of them. Except the lad who was in Eastenders who appears to be socially inadequate.

One of them is a chick with a suspiciously deep voice, ffs.

There’s also the Polish weatherman with the funny name whom I strongly suspect to be an homosexualist.

Pooves reading the weather now. O tempora! O mores! No wonder we’re getting all these hurricanes. :hellinahandcart:

[Burney]

No, you're thinking of in-no-way-mental fashion person Zandra Rhodes.

Didn’t she pass her sell-by date in about 1982?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

There's even a weather girl on the BBC who'll never do press-ups again

[barrybueno]

I've no idea, b. I recognise him from the three or four occasions I was unlucky enough to view the programme in question, but as these unhappy events occurred some 30-odd years ago, me recollections of the details are unclear.

There was a Doctor Legg, wasn't there?

Ah it is Ian Beale, like yourself I'm using 80's memories here. I'll raise your Dr. Legg with a Dot Cotton ;-)

[Sir C]

There’s also the Polish weatherman with the funny name whom I strongly suspect to be an homosexualist.

Pooves reading the weather now. O tempora! O mores! No wonder we’re getting all these hurricanes. :hellinahandcart:

Camp as knickers, that lad.

The incomprehensible Geordie appears to be educationally subnormal. Should we really be exposing such unfortunate creatures to public ridicule?

[Sir C]

Didn’t she pass her sell-by date in about 1982?

Is she the one who showed the queen her muff, or was that Vivienne Westwood?

Mental old women all look the same to me.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Thomasz Schafernacker

[Burney]

There's even a weather girl on the BBC who'll never do press-ups again

Yes, I’ve seen that. Revolting. It’s only OK to be an amputee on telly if you lost the appendage fighting the hun, the chinee, the mick, the argies or Johnny raghead. All other limbless can get the fùck out of my sight where they belong.
The could at least CGI her an arm in this day and age. No excuse for it. It’s just rubbing the audience’s nose in her deformity.

[barrybueno]

The Eastenders one is Ian Belly
Londoner who cadged onto the Liverpool bandwagon as a youth

:thumbup: 'Look after my stall I'm just popping in the Vic for a few cheeky lunchtime pints' Nice work if you can get it imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

Frank Moloney, though. :hehe:

He looks like the knife-wielding dwarf at the end of Don’t Look Now.
Perhaps a facelift on a chap who spent years being battered around the ring wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Filling in for Herbert Augustus Chapamn there, LA

[Burney]

I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems

To paraphrase Hockney when describing Auden: “If that’s his face, what must his arse look like?”

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I like the CGI forearm idea :hehe:

In the short term, she could ease the distraction by standing there with her arms behind her back a la Prince Phillip

Or just wear a long sleeved jumper with a glove sewn on

[Burney]

I like the CGI forearm idea :hehe:

In the short term, she could ease the distraction by standing there with her arms behind her back a la Prince Phillip

Or just wear a long sleeved jumper with a glove sewn on

Or have her sleeve pinned up like someone who's lost their arm properly.

Obvious thing to say given one's age, I suppose, but the sheer number of chaps missing arms or legs or whatnot when I was growing up is an abiding memory.

[Sir C]

Or have her sleeve pinned up like someone who's lost their arm properly.

Obvious thing to say given one's age, I suppose, but the sheer number of chaps missing arms or legs or whatnot when I was growing up is an abiding memory.

:nod: Chaps selling matches or even a single shoelace, with a sign saying, 'Waterloo Veteran'. Obviously they ran the risk of being picked up for vagrancy by the beadle and thrown into the work 'us, but they were brave fellows and unfazed.

[Burney]

:nod: Chaps selling matches or even a single shoelace, with a sign saying, 'Waterloo Veteran'. Obviously they ran the risk of being picked up for vagrancy by the beadle and thrown into the work 'us, but they were brave fellows and unfazed.

:hehe: It’s true, though, isn’t it? You just used to see more old chaps without limbs - for obvious reasons.
They were dignified about it, though. They wouldn’t have dreamt of waving their stumps about and frightening kiddies.

[Sir C]

:hehe: It’s true, though, isn’t it? You just used to see more old chaps without limbs - for obvious reasons.
They were dignified about it, though. They wouldn’t have dreamt of waving their stumps about and frightening kiddies.

I suppose in the 70s we would have had veterans of both wws and Korea. Not to mention Ireland.

There was a common sitcom device - the henpecked (or famil-pecked) husband whose escape was to 'the Legion' - where he might fall into conversation with a bloke who understood, having been through, 'the first lot'.

Everyone had experienced it, but no one talked about it. Maybe no one talked about it because everyone had been thorugh it...

[Burney]

I suppose in the 70s we would have had veterans of both wws and Korea. Not to mention Ireland.

There was a common sitcom device - the henpecked (or famil-pecked) husband whose escape was to 'the Legion' - where he might fall into conversation with a bloke who understood, having been through, 'the first lot'.

Everyone had experienced it, but no one talked about it. Maybe no one talked about it because everyone had been thorugh it...

Turned out my great-uncle Arthur was on Sword Beach in the first wave as a wireless operator and fought all the way through to the end in Germany. But nobody knew because he didn't bother mentioning his war to anyone until a couple of years before he died. Didn't think it was terribly interesting, apparently. :shrug:

[IUFG]

I think if you are been battered around the ring for years, what you face looks like is the last of your problems

I'm not sure this post got the recognition it deserves, la

[Sir C]

I'm not sure this post got the recognition it deserves, la

:hehe: I hadn't noticed that. wd la :clap: