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Sir C
10-01-2019, 08:18 AM
This club needs some Dutch in it.
Pat Vegas
10-01-2019, 08:19 AM
This club needs some Dutch in it.

Also I don't know what Arsenal has against Italians.
Burney
10-01-2019, 08:23 AM
This club needs some Dutch in it.

Some key questions:

Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
How is his dentition?
Does his hair resemble an oil slick?
IUFG
10-01-2019, 08:24 AM
Some key questions:

Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
How is his dentition?
Does his hair resemble an oil slick?

he has no hair, iirc
barrybueno
10-01-2019, 08:24 AM
This club needs some Dutch in it.

He's got a baldy head like that Pep bloke, you could be on to something! At the very least words like flair and panache would be used in match reports :thumbup:

PS. Can he speak English?
Sir C
10-01-2019, 08:26 AM
He's got a baldy head like that Pep bloke, you could be on to something! At the very least words like flair and panache would be used in match reports :thumbup:

PS. Can he speak English?

He's Dutch, b. He speaks better English than you or me. I. Whichever.
IUFG
10-01-2019, 08:27 AM
PS. Can he speak English?

all Dutchers speak Englisch, b.

some more badly than others. sc, for instance.
Pat Vegas
10-01-2019, 08:29 AM
Some key questions:

Can he speak English without embarrassing the club? (in other words, is his Dutch accent mild like Bergkamp's or strong like Steve McClaren's?)
How is his dentition?
Does his hair resemble an oil slick?

How you say? Big club, Arseshnal, Championsh league.
Burney
10-01-2019, 08:30 AM
he has no hair, iirc

Hmmm. He could be the next Bertie Mee. Or Don Howe. :cloud9:
IUFG
10-01-2019, 08:31 AM
Hmmm. He could be the next Bertie Mee.

Now, he, like Don, must be dead by now.
Burney
10-01-2019, 08:35 AM
He's Dutch, b. He speaks better English than you or me. I. Whichever.

The teeth aren't great, but they're better than Emery's.

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Burney
10-01-2019, 08:36 AM
Now, he, like Don, must be dead by now.

I'm not sure he wasn't dead during the latter period of his tenure, tbh.
barrybueno
10-01-2019, 09:01 AM
He's Dutch, b. He speaks better English than you or me. I. Whichever.

Ah but of coursh. He sounds perfect then, unless Dick does something totally new and amazing between now and the end of this season.
barrybueno
10-01-2019, 09:02 AM
Also I don't know what Arsenal has against Italians.

No one likes Italians Pat :nono: *

*I'm aware of who I'm talking to here ;-)