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Sir C
09-20-2019, 01:00 PM
54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

Bodies are ****s.

IUFG
09-20-2019, 01:01 PM
54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

Bodies are ****s.

cos your arteries are all furred up, sc.
you'll be dead soon, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

Sir C
09-20-2019, 01:03 PM
cos your arteries are all furred up, sc.
you'll be dead soon, so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

My arteries have had two years without fags, i. Surely they've been flushed through with the good blood by now?

Burney
09-20-2019, 01:03 PM
54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

Bodies are ****s.

Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

Sir C
09-20-2019, 01:07 PM
Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

Made precisely fúck all difference.

Doctors are ****s.

IUFG
09-20-2019, 01:08 PM
Is it anything to do with your heroic consumption of the white, crystalline substances?

I mean salt, obviously.

It'll be all that MSG in his flourescent orange gloop he eats down the Chinese

Burney
09-20-2019, 01:16 PM
The doctor told me to cut down on salt, so I did. For a whole week I used less salt than normal.

Made precisely fúck all difference.

Doctors are ****s.

Surely blood pressure is a classic example of the observer's paradox? I mean simply by worrying about it, you're raising it, so you're probably best off not knowing about it. FACT*. :nod:




*Burney is not a medical professional. Anyone considering taking medical advice from Burney ought to first consult their doctor. Burney accepts no responsibility for injury, illness or death arising from his advice.

Viva Prat Vegas
09-20-2019, 01:26 PM
If offered a choice of GP's I'd opt for Burney over Rich any day of the week

Viva Prat Vegas
09-20-2019, 01:27 PM
Sir C, how far into the hypertension danger level is your BP reading ?

Pokster
09-20-2019, 01:29 PM
54. I'm like an Olympic fúcking athlete.

How come my blood pressure is on the edge of requiring medication?

Bodies are ****s.

Must be an age thing, I had to go for my 5yrly check up..slightky high BP and higher collesteral...bunch of ****e...resting heart rate sub 50 :-)

Luis Anaconda
09-20-2019, 01:30 PM
Must be an age thing, I had to go for my 5yrly check up..slightky high BP and higher collesteral...bunch of ****e...resting heart rate sub 50 :-)

Speaking of dinosaurs :)

Pokster
09-20-2019, 01:32 PM
Speaking of dinosaurs :)

How rude.....

Viva Prat Vegas
09-20-2019, 01:32 PM
...and lower spelling test results too