View Full Version : Whilst the story is sad the headline made me laugh
Pat Vegas
09-03-2019, 12:33 PM
https://www.metro.news/boy-goes-blind-at-17-on-a-diet-of-sausage-and-chips/1699197/
barrybueno
09-03-2019, 12:39 PM
https://www.metro.news/boy-goes-blind-at-17-on-a-diet-of-sausage-and-chips/1699197/
Verdict: Shít parenting imo.
Pat Vegas
09-03-2019, 12:40 PM
Verdict: Shít parenting imo.
Verdict: I fancy some sausage and chips.
barrybueno
09-03-2019, 01:18 PM
Verdict: I fancy some sausage and chips.
:hehe: I fancy listening to Pinball Wizard.
Burney
09-03-2019, 01:22 PM
https://www.metro.news/boy-goes-blind-at-17-on-a-diet-of-sausage-and-chips/1699197/
The BBC had the headline 'Fast food blinds teenager' :hehe:
It's a cover story for his terminal case of Wánker's Doom imo.
barrybueno
09-03-2019, 01:31 PM
The BBC had the headline 'Fast food blinds teenager' :hehe:
It's a cover story for his terminal case of Wánker's Doom imo.
That reads like some kind of Maccy D's food fight where someone mashed a burger in to his eye.
Pat Vegas
09-03-2019, 01:32 PM
:hehe: I fancy listening to Pinball Wizard.
:hehe: 10 characters
https://www.metro.news/boy-goes-blind-at-17-on-a-diet-of-sausage-and-chips/1699197/
Them chips look nice tbf :eat:
:hehe: I fancy listening to Pinball Wizard.
vg, bb. :hehe:
Sir C
09-03-2019, 02:14 PM
Them chips look nice tbf :eat:
I had sausage and chips off a van the other day. Proper chavular behaviour.
It was delightful.
Burney
09-03-2019, 02:15 PM
I had sausage and chips off a van the other day. Proper chavular behaviour.
It was delightful.
Just sausage? Not battered or a saveloy? :-(
Sir C
09-03-2019, 02:41 PM
Just sausage? Not battered or a saveloy? :-(
D'you know, I walked up with the intention of ordering a battered sausage, but the bloke in front of me took delivery of his plain sausage and it looked so good, I couldn't resist it. This proved to be an excellent decision.
Burney
09-03-2019, 02:54 PM
D'you know, I walked up with the intention of ordering a battered sausage, but the bloke in front of me took delivery of his plain sausage and it looked so good, I couldn't resist it. This proved to be an excellent decision.
But...think how much better it would have been battered?
I'm not judging. You're a grown man and can make your own decisions. It just seems like a wasted opportunity to me. :-(
Sir C
09-03-2019, 02:56 PM
But...think how much better it would have been battered?
I'm not judging. You're a grown man and can make your own decisions. It just seems like a wasted opportunity to me. :-(
It was all about the purity of the artificial sausage skin. The uniformity of its brownness. The balndness of the texture of the fat-soaked rusk that constituted the filling. It was the perfect budget sausage experience.
Burney
09-03-2019, 03:00 PM
It was all about the purity of the artificial sausage skin. The uniformity of its brownness. The balndness of the texture of the fat-soaked rusk that constituted the filling. It was the perfect budget sausage experience.
I don't deny it was a bangertastic experience. I just think the wise thing would have been to order one battered and one unsheathed. The best of both worlds.
Peter
09-03-2019, 03:04 PM
I don't deny it was a bangertastic experience. I just think the wise thing would have been to order one battered and one unsheathed. The best of both worlds.
Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.
Every now and then I like a doner.....
where also sits the doner kebab.
get the fúck out, p...
I had sausage and chips off a van the other day. Proper chavular behaviour.
It was delightful.
One must embrace the council meal every now and again, sc.
Keeps one grounded imo.
Burney
09-03-2019, 03:18 PM
Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.
Every now and then I like a doner.....
Whereas I believe the sausage to be superior to bacon.
Given the choice, it's sausage every time.
Whereas I believe the sausage to be superior to bacon.
Given the choice, it's sausage every time.
Ah, but the scent of frying sausage doesn't arouse the olfactories anywhere near as much as frying bacon.
So swings and roundabouts imo
Burney
09-03-2019, 03:25 PM
Ah, but the scent of frying sausage doesn't arouse the olfactories anywhere near as much as frying bacon.
So swings and roundabouts imo
The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.
I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.
Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.
Every now and then I like a doner.....
Welcome back, Peter.
And :redcard:
The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.
I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.
Heathen!
That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.
Sir C
09-03-2019, 03:29 PM
One must embrace the council meal every now and again, sc.
Keeps one grounded imo.
I'm off to frogland tomorrow i. I shall dine like a king for many days and return a bloated mess.
Burney
09-03-2019, 03:31 PM
I'm off to frogland tomorrow i. I shall dine like a king for many days and return a bloated mess.
Gizzards. That's what you want. Lots of gizzards.
Sir C
09-03-2019, 03:35 PM
Gizzards. That's what you want. Lots of gizzards.
Foie gras, pain d'epices :cloud9:
Salade de pieds de cochon aux truffes :cloud9:
Steak bloody frites.
Gizzards. That's what you want. Lots of gizzards.
Goose gizzards. Sauted in red wine vinegar?
fowl imo
Peter
09-03-2019, 03:39 PM
Welcome back, Peter.
And :redcard:
The sausage, or the doner?
B said sausages are better than bacon and I got ****ing sent off?????:mad:
Peter
09-03-2019, 03:41 PM
The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.
I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.
that is just utterly ridiculous. I'm almost annoyed!
that is just utterly ridiculous. I'm almost annoyed!
He's wrong of course.
Heard from the ex-Missus at all, p?
Heathen!
That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.
Streaky bacon, smoked bacon, lardons, Frazzles, etc
:eat:
Burney
09-03-2019, 03:50 PM
Streaky bacon, smoked bacon, lardons, Frazzles, etc
:eat:
Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But on its own it's just a bit dull and too salty. A good sausage, on the other hand, is a splendid and toothsome thing.
Bacon is useful in wider cooking, of course. But on its own it's just a bit dull and too salty. A good sausage, on the other hand, is a splendid and toothsome thing.
Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!
Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!
Bacon and Egg. Bacon and Tomato butties :cloud9:
Sausage and Egg. Sausage and Tomato butties :shrug:
Peter
09-03-2019, 03:58 PM
He's wrong of course.
Heard from the ex-Missus at all, p?
Well, things were going swimmingly. We were ok, cordial.
I made the mistake of telling her I was seeing someone else and she has gone bat **** crazy.....
Peter
09-03-2019, 03:59 PM
Psst, I'd have a sausage sandwich over a bacon butty every day!
But, but, but..... it isn't even the right shape for a sandwich. It's lumpy....
Bacon and Egg. Bacon and Tomato butties :cloud9:
Sausage and Egg. Sausage and Tomato butties :shrug:
:rolleyes: Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin is THE best breakfast sandwich.
:rolleyes: Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin is THE best breakfast sandwich.
Ah, now...
the S+EMcM is indeed Mcd's finest product.
it's Bacon Roll is a fúcking disgrace.
Well, things were going swimmingly. We were ok, cordial.
I made the mistake of telling her I was seeing someone else and she has gone bat **** crazy.....
Oh dear. Is she still in your house, too?
But, but, but..... it isn't even the right shape for a sandwich. It's lumpy....
Exactly. In fact McD's have had to reform the sausage to make it practicable in a sandwich
Exactly. In fact McD's have had to reform the sausage to make it practicable in a sandwich
You just slice the sausage in half lengthways and you have a stable sandwich
The sausage, or the doner?
B said sausages are better than bacon and I got ****ing sent off?????:mad:
I didn't see that. VAR please.
Burney
09-03-2019, 04:28 PM
Ah, now...
the S+EMcM is indeed Mcd's finest product.
it's Bacon Roll is a fúcking disgrace.
Hear him! Hear him! :nod:
Exactly. In fact McD's have had to reform the sausage to make it practicable in a sandwich
The Scotchers have also done that, tbf.
Tony C
09-03-2019, 04:28 PM
Saw a tv show about this...
People with eating disorders and trying to get help
One guy only ate cheese :clap:
He’d go out and order a plate of grated cheese :hehe:
https://youtu.be/5rmjCCpY6cM
Burney
09-03-2019, 04:30 PM
But, but, but..... it isn't even the right shape for a sandwich. It's lumpy....
Ah, but perfect for a putting into a roll. With onions.
Face facts, p. The sausage is superior.
Peter
09-03-2019, 06:59 PM
Ah, but perfect for a putting into a roll. With onions.
Face facts, p. The sausage is superior.
That's the gayest thang you've ever said :)
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