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Sir C
08-27-2019, 01:12 PM
Not much carbohdrate in a skinny bit of bread like that. Sounds like health food to me.

Ash
08-27-2019, 01:14 PM
I think it depends how much grease you manage to spill all over the shirt and trousers.

PSRB
08-27-2019, 01:17 PM
Not much carbohdrate in a skinny bit of bread like that. Sounds like health food to me.

By the time I've added tomato, lettuce, cabbage, jalepenos and hot sauce then that's my 5 a day

Burney
08-27-2019, 01:20 PM
Not much carbohdrate in a skinny bit of bread like that. Sounds like health food to me.

I seem to remember them being about 2,000 calories.

Sir C
08-27-2019, 01:23 PM
I seem to remember them being about 2,000 calories.

Oh. Perhaps not then.

PSRB
08-27-2019, 01:26 PM
Oh. Perhaps not then.

https://www.coachmag.co.uk/nutrition/healthy-eating/1183/how-many-calories-kebab

Sir C
08-27-2019, 01:28 PM
https://www.coachmag.co.uk/nutrition/healthy-eating/1183/how-many-calories-kebab

Bad news :-(

Burney
08-27-2019, 01:30 PM
https://www.coachmag.co.uk/nutrition/healthy-eating/1183/how-many-calories-kebab


Swap doner for shish A chicken shish wins hands down every time, with more protein, less fat and fewer dodgy added extras.

No. Because a shish is a shish and is not a doner. And a chicken kebabl is barely worth eating.


'Wineglass full of cooking fat' :eat:

PSRB
08-27-2019, 01:30 PM
Nah, I do all the stuff they suggest at the end of the article.......apart from the shish for doner bit.

Also, generally it will be pretty much the only thing I eat that day

Burney
08-27-2019, 01:31 PM
Bad news :-(

Thing is, the way he's talking suggests he doesn't actually like doner meat, which renders his opinions invalid.

barrybueno
08-27-2019, 01:58 PM
No. Because a shish is a shish and is not a doner. And a chicken kebabl is barely worth eating.


'Wineglass full of cooking fat' :eat:

I kept thinking of a glass of wine looking at this thread and you've just reminded me why :thumbup:

Sounds the bollox.

IUFG
08-27-2019, 02:18 PM
Also, generally it will be pretty much the only thing I eat that day

Correct answer.

Though it is also the two gallons of premium lager that really gets the calorie count ticking over

PSRB
08-27-2019, 02:22 PM
Correct answer.

Though it is also the two gallons of premium lager that really gets the calorie count ticking over

I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober

Burney
08-27-2019, 02:31 PM
I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober

:nod: This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.

PSRB
08-27-2019, 02:33 PM
:nod: This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.

:nod: When I lived in West Ken there was an excellent kebab house opposite my flat, I would regularly pop in on my way home from work and pick up one for dinner

Tony C
08-27-2019, 03:40 PM
That article looooool

2000 calories so skip the garlic sauce looooooool

At that stage it don’t matter :clap:

So instead of 2000 calories of happiness take 1850 of dryness...lol

IUFG
08-27-2019, 03:48 PM
:nod: This nonsense about having to be drunk to eat one needs to be put to bed.

oh yes. one doesn't need alcohol for one...

barrybueno
08-29-2019, 11:39 AM
That article looooool

2000 calories so skip the garlic sauce looooooool

At that stage it don’t matter :clap:

So instead of 2000 calories of happiness take 1850 of dryness...lol

:hehe: Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic springs to mind.

AFC East
08-29-2019, 11:57 AM
I have on occasion been known to have one whilst sober

I only eat them sober these days. As you said earlier, plenty of salad and at least there is some good nutrition in there as well.

dismalswamp
08-31-2019, 11:08 AM
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