Normally, one takes a dim view of the Swiss. Yesterday, however, I met one whose name

[Burney]

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

[Burney]

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

:nod: Basically, his name sounds like a Yorkshireman describing how one performs the act of love.

[Luis Anaconda]

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

Whatever the Swiss speak, it is very much not German - almost impossible to understand. I know native German speakers who have to hold meetings with "German"-speaking Swiss colleagues in English because it is easier

[Burney]

Whatever the Swiss speak, it is very much not German - almost impossible to understand. I know native German speakers who have to hold meetings with "German"-speaking Swiss colleagues in English because it is easier

Pfff. Bit rich coming from a Bavarian imo.

[IUFG]

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

[Luis Anaconda]

Pfff. Bit rich coming from a Bavarian imo.

Can't understand those ****ers either tbf

[Burney]

Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

[IUFG]

Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

Perhaps you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork.

Like Wenger does with an apple.

[Tony C]

They were at it again :cry:

Wanted me to fly over so I could go to the Young Boys game in Berne with them.

[IUFG]

They were at it again :cry:

Wanted me to fly over so I could go to the Young Boys game in Berne with them.

Do they still played at the Wánked Off Stadium?

Always made me chuckle, that : puerile:

[Burney]

Do they still played at the Wánked Off Stadium?

Always made me chuckle, that : puerile:

I always liked the Wánk-a-day stadium in Bombay. :hehe: