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barrybueno
08-15-2019, 11:04 AM
The players aren't anyway :****er:
Burney
08-15-2019, 11:17 AM
The players aren't anyway :****er:

For once I don't blame them. It was always going to be a big ask for either side to bat first in these conditions.
barrybueno
08-15-2019, 11:32 AM
For once I don't blame them. It was always going to be a big ask for either side to bat first in these conditions.

Ah we obviously lost the toss, haven't really been following it today.
Burney
08-15-2019, 12:04 PM
Ah we obviously lost the toss, haven't really been following it today.

Yup, And, to be fair, if you'd offered me 76-2 at lunch when they walked out to bat this morning, I'd have taken your arm off.
Tony C
08-15-2019, 12:04 PM
A reasonable response from Burns and Denly.
barrybueno
08-15-2019, 12:07 PM
Yup, And, to be fair, if you'd offered me 76-2 at lunch when they walked out to bat this morning, I'd have taken your arm off.

Would you settle for 250 all out? Or be greedy for 300?
Burney
08-15-2019, 01:22 PM
Would you settle for 250 all out? Or be greedy for 300?

I'd take 250 and be delighted with 300.
Luis Anaconda
08-15-2019, 01:25 PM
I'd take 250 and be delighted with 300.
All over it
barrybueno
08-15-2019, 02:00 PM
All over it

Bit ambitious there LA :hehe::-\
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
08-15-2019, 02:05 PM
All over it

Just what I was about to post. 137-5. Probably get 180. If one of the lower order has a streaky slog, we might push 200. Usless bunch of donkeys. Putting the CC to the start and end of the season means we have no way of an out of form player going back to the CC and getting some form back.

Next year, we'll have 2 silly slogs at the height of summer. They're deliberately killing test cricket, and I hate them.
Tony C
08-15-2019, 02:11 PM
200 is a long way away :cry:
Burney
08-15-2019, 02:49 PM
All over it

Pessimist ;-)
Tony C
08-15-2019, 03:50 PM
300 is a long way away :cry:
Tony C
08-15-2019, 03:50 PM
Someone else can do 400 when the time is right
barrybueno
08-15-2019, 10:36 PM
Pessimist ;-)

For a novice I'm doing ok that Anaconda bloke don't know **** :hehe:
Tony C
08-16-2019, 10:46 AM
Here we go...Smith double century incoming :cry:
Tony C
08-16-2019, 10:48 AM
Archer’s economy rate 1.54

:nod:
barrybueno
08-16-2019, 11:08 AM
Here we go...Smith double century incoming :cry:

I reckon sandpaper Steve is well overdue for a shítter, 35 runs imo
Tony C
08-16-2019, 12:11 PM
Video reply umpire (Joel Wilson) has a smooth Caribbean voice imo

Almost perfect for these reviews.
Luis Anaconda
08-16-2019, 12:20 PM
Video reply umpire (Joel Wilson) has a smooth Caribbean voice imo

Almost perfect for these reviews.

Also keeps him off the pitch, where he is generally awful
Tony C
08-16-2019, 04:03 PM
Did I hear correctly? An hour and 20 minutes to get the ground ready if play resumes

What a waste of time
barrybueno
08-17-2019, 12:10 PM
I reckon sandpaper Steve is well overdue for a shítter, 35 runs imo

Piss, I say I say piss :-(
barrybueno
08-17-2019, 12:13 PM
Video reply umpire (Joel Wilson) has a smooth Caribbean voice imo

Almost perfect for these reviews.

Michael Holding has the best voice in history, even better than Morgan Freeman. Imagine him reading you a bedtime story :cloud9:
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Tony C
08-17-2019, 12:21 PM
https://youtu.be/OHZFuibdgOU

Scroll to 2 minutes...Holding covering racing now :clap:
barrybueno
08-17-2019, 12:33 PM
https://youtu.be/OHZFuibdgOU

Scroll to 2 minutes...Holding covering racing now :clap:

loooooooool :hehe::clap:
Tony C
08-17-2019, 03:55 PM
2nil incoming :cry: