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WES
08-01-2019, 03:27 PM
Sorry but I'm getting desperate. :shrug:
PSRB
08-01-2019, 03:28 PM
Sorry but I'm getting desperate. :shrug:

Siddle looks more likely! :furious:
WES
08-01-2019, 03:33 PM
Siddle looks more likely! :furious:

Smith is bizarre - I'm no expert on technique but he looks utterly hopeless. At one point he defended a ball from Broad and finished with body turned about 180 degrees from where he started with his body leaning to his right and his hands to his left with one hand off the bat.

Surely that can't be right? Also, on consecutive balls he edged just wide of the wicket keeper and then completely missed.

Does he play funny because of the massive horseshoe up his arse?
WES
08-01-2019, 03:35 PM
Siddle looks more likely! :furious:

Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate :-(
PSRB
08-01-2019, 04:11 PM
Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate :-(

This is getting irritating now
Burney
08-01-2019, 04:18 PM
This is getting irritating now

England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.
barrybueno
08-01-2019, 04:18 PM
Sorry but I'm getting desperate. :shrug:

These two are very irritating. wtf is Siddle playing at?
PSRB
08-01-2019, 04:21 PM
England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.

A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......
Burney
08-01-2019, 04:22 PM
A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......

Wouldn't he, though? Terrorising Siddle and hurrying Smith. Still, at least we've got Jimmy nursing his fúcking calf strain instead, the old, record-breaking ****.
Tony C
08-01-2019, 05:32 PM
Double Century freeeeeeee moneyyyyy
barrybueno
08-01-2019, 05:39 PM
Double Century freeeeeeee moneyyyyy

:clap: This is a bit of a **** tho, having to bat a few overs...
Tony C
08-01-2019, 05:51 PM
Hmmm

So I free money McIlroy and he quad bogeys the first and now Smith :illwatson:

It’s not supposed to work like this lol