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Ash
08-01-2019, 02:56 PM
Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
Burney
08-01-2019, 02:58 PM
Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.

:nod: Or it's a Kanu-type situation and our doctors have discovered that he is in fact 386 years old and died in 1703. :-(
Sir C
08-01-2019, 03:13 PM
:nod: Or it's a Kanu-type situation and our doctors have discovered that he is in fact 386 years old and died in 1703. :-(

I'm sure Arsenal.com wished Kanu a happy 42nd birthday the other day. Even they're taking the piss :hehe:
Ash
08-01-2019, 03:16 PM
I'm sure Arsenal.com wished Kanu a happy 42nd birthday the other day. Even they're taking the piss :hehe:

I remember Neg used to go onto Arsenal.com to get outraged about it. Possibly in connection with injuries. A bit like Nicosia and Talksport.
WES
08-01-2019, 03:25 PM
I remember Neg used to go onto Arsenal.com to get outraged about it. Possibly in connection with injuries. A bit like Nicosia and Talksport.

Neg and Frimmers were outraged the other day when a Frenchie chap was ahead of their Team Sky/Ineos/Jiffy Bag chap. Apparently the Frenchie wasn't even tired after a hard day's bicycle riding in lycra so he must have been on drugs.

Few days later the Frenchie collapsed and the Team Jiffy Bag fella surged miles ahead of everyone else. They went quiet after that. :hehe:
PSRB
08-01-2019, 03:32 PM
Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1156949000353910784

Top trolling from the club :hehe:
Burney
08-01-2019, 03:57 PM
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1156949000353910784

Top trolling from the club :hehe:

This article from 2010 is hilarious. :hehe:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/feb/21/nigerian-football-age-old-problem
barrybueno
08-01-2019, 04:25 PM
This article from 2010 is hilarious. :hehe:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/feb/21/nigerian-football-age-old-problem

"A friend of mine who once played in the Nigerian league told me his real age was 34 but his football age was 21," :hehe:

Nigerians eh? Bent as arséholes.