Aussies win the toss and bat

[PSRB]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

[Luis Anaconda]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

Jimmy-tastic

[barrybueno]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

Warney reckons it's a set up for batting. 350 today imo

[PSRB]

Warney reckons it's a set up for batting. 350 today imo

Warney is an idiot

[barrybueno]

Warney is an idiot

That's a well thought out observation sweet right, wd imo :hehe:

[barrybueno]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

We missed a trick there, seems no one other than Bairstow was interested

[Burney]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

A few observations so far:

I hate the shirt numbers with a vengeance.
Stuart Broad should never be allowed anywhere near a decision to review
David Warner's still a horrible little ****.

[Tony C]

White Kong gone

[barrybueno]

which is odd, as looks proper bowling weather

You da man :thumbup:

[Tony C]

Openers all washed up

[Burney]

White Kong gone

To an absolute dog of a decision as well. It would have missed a fourth stump! :hehe:

[Tony C]

Smith can be annoying....want to nab him early imo

Khawaja hopelessly out of form.

[barrybueno]

Smith can be annoying....want to nab him early imo

Khawaja hopelessly out of form.

Steve Smith :hehe:

1106

[Burney]

Steve Smith :hehe:

1106

I've come to the conclusion that he's the world's luckiest ****. I don't think I've ever seen a player who plays and misses as much without edging it.

[PSRB]

To an absolute dog of a decision as well. It would have missed a fourth stump! :hehe:

Been in a meeting and only just seen that, had they used their review?

[PSRB]

I've come to the conclusion that he's the world's luckiest ****. I don't think I've ever seen a player who plays and misses as much without edging it.

He's just horrible to watch and somehow ends up making a ton :-(

[Burney]

Been in a meeting and only just seen that, had they used their review?

Nope. Just walked off, the horrible little shít.

To be fair, it did look out in real time.

[PSRB]

Nope. Just walked off, the horrible little shít.

To be fair, it did look out in real time.

Khawaja should have walked there, he must have known he edged that!

[Burney]

Khawaja should have walked there, he must have known he edged that!

Yes, but DRS removes all moral obligation to walk these days. Besides, it's the first morning of an Ashes series. Anyone who walks should be dropped on the spot.

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, but DRS removes all moral obligation to walk these days. Besides, it's the first morning of an Ashes series. Anyone who walks should be dropped on the spot.
Agree but given how ****ing sanctimonious about Broad any of the ****s who don't walk can **** right off. (Still wouldn't be surprised if we were worse than 36-3)

[Burney]

Agree but given how ****ing sanctimonious about Broad any of the ****s who don't walk can **** right off. (Still wouldn't be surprised if we were worse than 36-3)

Sure, but Aussies are gonna whinge. It's what they do. :shrug:

On another note, Ben Stokes never looks to me like he's going to take a wicket. I know that makes no sense, but he just doesn't. :shrug:

[PSRB]

Sure, but Aussies are gonna whinge. It's what they do. :shrug:

On another note, Ben Stokes never looks to me like he's going to take a wicket. I know that makes no sense, but he just doesn't. :shrug:

I think it's because every now and then he produces 1 good delivery and the batsmen just don't expect it

[Burney]

I think it's because every now and then he produces 1 good delivery and the batsmen just don't expect it

I've never seen someone who bowls high 80s look quite so trundly.

[Luis Anaconda]

Sure, but Aussies are gonna whinge. It's what they do. :shrug:

On another note, Ben Stokes never looks to me like he's going to take a wicket. I know that makes no sense, but he just doesn't. :shrug:

But then he does - decent fourth seamer really

[MalcomRats]

is Maxwell playing? :police: