He's here! sack of cash

[Pat Vegas]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9616183/nicolas-pepe-arsenal-bag-medical-club-record-transfer/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/ISO_EXC_1STPICS_N_PEPE_ARSENAL_SIGNING0128-1.jpg?w=620

[Rich]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9616183/nicolas-pepe-arsenal-bag-medical-club-record-transfer/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/ISO_EXC_1STPICS_N_PEPE_ARSENAL_SIGNING0128-1.jpg?w=620

We sent a Honda Civic to pick him up? :-(

[Burney]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9616183/nicolas-pepe-arsenal-bag-medical-club-record-transfer/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/ISO_EXC_1STPICS_N_PEPE_ARSENAL_SIGNING0128-1.jpg?w=620

To be fair, that could be virtually any young black man. :shrug: :theyalllookthesametome:

Why is he being given a tacky plastic bag with (presumably) his shirt in it?

[Pat Vegas]

To be fair, that could be virtually any young black man. :shrug: :theyalllookthesametome:

Why is he being given a tacky plastic bag with (presumably) his shirt in it?

i am trying to work out if he is giving the bag to the man to put in the back of that car or he's gonna put it on his signing bonus Honda Civic?

[Burney]

i am trying to work out if he is giving the bag to the man to put in the back of that car or he's gonna put it on his signing bonus Honda Civic?

Maybe we're just trying to impress him with the fact that we have our own branded plastic bags?

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe we're just trying to impress him with the fact that we have our own branded plastic bags?

:hehe: or he's saying look take this **** away i'll sort it out later.

Like at my wedding when people would pick perculiar times to give me gifts.

We'd look stupid if we gave him a new shirt in a Lidl bag.

[Burney]

:hehe: or he's saying look take this **** away i'll sort it out later.

Like at my wedding when people would pick perculiar times to give me gifts.

We'd look **** if we gave him a new shirt in a Lidl bag.

:nod: Should've blown his mind with a Harrods bag imo.

[Just Trent]

To be fair, that could be virtually any young black man. :shrug: :theyalllookthesametome:

Why is he being given a tacky plastic bag with (presumably) his shirt in it?


He’s already holding that bag with a hint of slight disdain. That suggests this move is merely an 18 month/2 year stop over on the road to Real or Barca. Still, let’s hope we manage to sell this one for some actual money when the time comes.

[Rich]

He’s already holding that bag with a hint of slight disdain. That suggests this move is merely an 18 month/2 year stop over on the road to Real or Barca. Still, let’s hope we manage to sell this one for some actual money when the time comes.

He doesn't look at all grateful, does he? :-\

[Pat Vegas]

He doesn't look at all grateful, does he? :-\

or maybe he's doing a respectul nod/bow

If you were a young footballer Rich and you've just done your big deal signing the contract? Where do you go for your evening activities.

[Burney]

He’s already holding that bag with a hint of slight disdain. That suggests this move is merely an 18 month/2 year stop over on the road to Real or Barca. Still, let’s hope we manage to sell this one for some actual money when the time comes.

Fúcking Hector Bellcheddar's probably been in his ear about how single-use plastics are killing the planet and choking penguins and he's demanding he be given a woven hemp bag for life instead. :-(

[Just Trent]

We sent a Honda Civic to pick him up? :-(


He’s getting out the back of that black car, Range Rover? Question is, who at Arsenal owns an old Honda Civic? I’ll bet it’s one of Arsene’s old motors. Nobody had the heart to get it towed away.

[Pat Vegas]

Fúcking Hector Bellcheddar's probably been in his ear about how single-use plastics are killing the planet and choking penguins and he's demanding he be given a woven hemp bag for life instead. :-(

:hehe: Arsenal charged him 5p for the bag

'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.

[Burney]

:hehe: Arsenal charged him 5p for the bag

'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.

I notice that all our papers are calling him Pepe rather than Pépé. This suggests his surname is pronounced 'Peep'. That can't be right, can it?

[Burney]

:hehe: Arsenal charged him 5p for the bag

'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.

btw 'Hola Fam' made me laugh.

I bet everyone at Arsenal hates Hector. And his fúcking Tesla.

[Pat Vegas]

btw 'Hola Fam' made me laugh.

I bet everyone at Arsenal hates Hector. And his fúcking Tesla.

:hehe: and I bet they take the piss out of his clothes.

[Burney]

:hehe: and I bet they take the piss out of his clothes.

:nod: And put raw sausages in his pockets of his stupid, calf-length jeans when he's out training. The big vegan bender.

[Rich]

He’s getting out the back of that black car, Range Rover? Question is, who at Arsenal owns an old Honda Civic? I’ll bet it’s one of Arsene’s old motors. Nobody had the heart to get it towed away.

I think it's one of those Mercedes vans. Vano or something (nobody cares - it's a van).

The Civic probably belongs to Arsene. The first car he bought when arriving in London & could never face spending the money to get something nicer. He's since left it in the car park in the hope that he's asked back one day :-(

[Monty92]

As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca :hehe:


He’s already holding that bag with a hint of slight disdain. That suggests this move is merely an 18 month/2 year stop over on the road to Real or Barca. Still, let’s hope we manage to sell this one for some actual money when the time comes.

[Monty92]

And yes, I know Nigel once scored a 30-yard screamer with his right foot. I’m sure this total spastic has shanked the odd one in with his chocolate leg too.


As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca :hehe:

[Ash]

As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca :hehe:

You laugh and sneer at a club ledge of the famous back four to score cheap snark points against our record singeing.

You 'fans' really are [fill in fatal disease of choice]-deserving-scum. :-(

[Pokster]

You laugh and sneer at a club ledge of the famous back four to score cheap snark points against our record singeing.

You 'fans' really are [fill in fatal disease of choice]-deserving-scum. :-(

Quite impressive he managed to get Spastic and chocloate leg in there as well....****ing big nosed **** (monty, not you)