Even if this Pepe fellow doeseventually sign,

[Sir C]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant. :clap:

[Ash]

Did I?

I don't recall.

[Sir C]

Did I?

I don't recall.

Well, I say 'you', I didn't exactly mean, 'you', did I?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant. :clap:

Half his goals were pens, C. They must have loads of pens in France cos when we bought Laca, he scored 30 dont ten penalties, too.

Willock will be better than that Cabellos chap, I reckon. It'll be God's way of saying Dick should have had more faith in this crop of Young Guns bought up under AW, instead of just going for any fellow dago he can find. Nelson could have it, too.

[Rich]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant. :clap:

He's already had pictures in hit kit, for goodness sake. He will wear the number 19 jersey. #ITK.

[Burney]

He's already had pictures in hit kit, for goodness sake. He will wear the number 19 jersey. #ITK.

'Jersey'? :rubchin:

[Ash]

Well, I say 'you', I didn't exactly mean, 'you', did I?

Didn't you?

Ah, ok then. :thumbup:

I've seen this bloke on a 2 minute highlight reel. He sh1ts goals and farts assists. :nod:

[Ash]

'Jersey'? :rubchin:

Jersey, knickerbockers and stockings. :shrug:

What else you expect footballers to wear?

[Burney]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant. :clap:

Hang on! I thought we liked Torreira? We do, don't we?

I'm confused.

[Burney]

Jersey, knickerbockers and stockings. :shrug:

What else you expect footballers to wear?

Your talk of knickerbockers and stockings has me quite hot under the collar, a. Phwoar!

[Sir C]

Hang on! I thought we liked Torreira? We do, don't we?

I'm confused.

No, the Aztec-looking midget never plays, does he?

[Burney]

No, the Aztec-looking midget never plays, does he?

It says here he made 34 appearances for us last season. 24 starts.

And I quite like his big head/tiny body combo. It's amusing. Like a dwarf.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I think Sir C is just playing silly buggers

[Pat Vegas]

what are the chances he'll be any good?

You all told me that Torreira would fart lightning and shít thunder. He arrived late, played about 4 decent games, played about 10 shít games, then didn't play.

Brilliant. :clap:

he's going to be fantastic.

However when Spurs sign Zaha he will tear us a new one no doubt.

Plus this Zaha to spurs rumour today i assume is a madey up one to wind us up

[Burney]

I think Sir C is just playing silly buggers

Well I'd thank him not to traduce Wee Lucas. The little fella's one of the few Arsenal players I can stand.

[Sir C]

Well I'd thank him not to traduce Wee Lucas. The little fella's one of the few Arsenal players I can stand.

He can't spikka da English. Not even to Emery's standard.

He drinks that ridiculous tea through a straw.

He's about 4' 3".

[Sir C]

Half his goals were pens, C. They must have loads of pens in France cos when we bought Laca, he scored 30 dont ten penalties, too.

Willock will be better than that Cabellos chap, I reckon. It'll be God's way of saying Dick should have had more faith in this crop of Young Guns bought up under AW, instead of just going for any fellow dago he can find. Nelson could have it, too.

I can't see any good coming of this fellow at all, g.

I made dal makhani in a cast iron pot over charcoal last weekend. Cooked it for 8 hours, to get some smoke through it.

It was... nice. It wasn't dal makahni, though. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:-(

His Eenglish is on a par with Cescy Fabregas

" 'E's only 5ft eye "

No defence of the straw method though

[Sir C]

:-(

His Eenglish is on a par with Cescy Fabregas

" 'E's only 5ft eye "

No defence of the straw method though

Cesc speaks English with a Spanish/cockney hybrid accent. Thon midget speaks no English at all. :judge:

[Burney]

He can't spikka da English. Not even to Emery's standard.

He drinks that ridiculous tea through a straw.

He's about 4' 3".

Well the Inca's dry on his contract, so we're stuck with him.

[Sir C]

Well the Inca's dry on his contract, so we're stuck with him.

Nice. Nice!

[Ash]

Well the Inca's dry on his contract, so we're stuck with him.

He Mayan may not work out.

[Burney]

He Mayan may not work out.

:-( Olmec you pay for that!

[Ash]

:-( Olmec you pay for that!

I'll get my Quetzlcoatl.

[Burney]

I'll get my Quetzlcoatl.

Aztec it up your arse!

[Sir C]

:-( Olmec you pay for that!

:nod: It will be your Mission.

[Burney]

:nod: It will be your Mission.

My Irish mother's always disliked South American Indians...but Yanomami. :rolleyes:

[Sir C]

My Irish mother's always disliked South American Indians...but Yanomami. :rolleyes:

Fúck. Me. You made me hear that in the voice of thon crossdressiing moron. :-(

[Burney]

Fúck. Me. You made me hear that in the voice of thon crossdressiing moron. :-(

It worked, then? I worried it was too much of a stretch. :hehe:

[Sir C]

It worked, then? I worried it was too much of a stretch. :hehe:

I shall remind you of the words of our great natural philosopher: He who would pun would pick a pocket.

Ooh, maybe it's almost time to start yet another voyage around the canon.

[Burney]

I shall remind you of the words of our great natural philosopher: He who would pun would pick a pocket.

Ooh, maybe it's almost time to start yet another voyage around the canon.

I only finished my last one last summer, so it's too soon for me. I could never bring myself to read the last one, though. Too sad and pointless.

[Tony C]

Willock is so good he should open for England in the Ashes

#FACT

Aussies won’t have a clue!

[Tony C]

https://youtu.be/3lL7qtCe9rs

[Ash]

Willock is so good he should open for England in the Ashes

#FACT

Aussies won’t have a clue!

Worth a shout tbf.