Lunch?

[Sir C]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

For God's sake c it pains us to see you doing this. Eat some proper grub! Don't matter how skinny you make yourself you'll still be a munter.

[IUFG]

For God's sake c it pains us to see you doing this. Eat some proper grub! Don't matter how skinny you make yourself you'll still be a munter.

A bucket of mixed olives, cheese, tomatoes and a rancid, lukewarm sausage from Tesco.

[Burney]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

Pepperami.
Fruit.

Although one of the Pepperamis was a Hot one, which only served to make the other two seem bland and insipid. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

I went to Greggs :-(

I bought a ham and cheese baguette. They are inconsitant in asking me if I want it heated up.

[Ash]

Double egg, sausage, bacon, beans, tomato, toast and tea.

I don't really do lunch.

[Sir C]

Double egg, sausage, bacon, beans, tomato, toast and tea.

I don't really do lunch.

Shame not to pop some chips on there, a. Somnething to dip in your yolk.

[Sir C]

A bucket of mixed olives, cheese, tomatoes and a rancid, lukewarm sausage from Tesco.

Are you on some sort of bizarre diet, i, or are you just a bit odd?

[Ash]

Shame not to pop some chips on there, a. Somnething to dip in your yolk.

The sausage does the dipping.

[Sir C]

The sausage does the dipping.

Saucy chap. Don't think I haven't spotted your cheeky double entendre.

[WES]

Are you on some sort of bizarre diet, i, or are you just a bit odd?

Fruit. After having had no breakfast. And tonight I shall eat a healthy dinner with no snacking or alcohol consumption in sight.

I am on a diet. :-(

Lost 8 pounds in two weeks :-)

Will be ripped in Dubai :cloud9:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Saucy chap. Don't think I haven't spotted your cheeky double entendre.

he'll be dipping his sausage in your mum's yolk later

[IUFG]

Are you on some sort of bizarre diet, i, or are you just a bit odd?

The sausage was a sort half starter, half dessert.

I'm an oddball, sc, btw

[IUFG]

Fruit. After having had no breakfast. And tonight I shall eat a healthy dinner with no snacking or alcohol consumption in sight.

I am on a diet. :-(

Lost 8 pounds in two weeks :-)

Will be ripped in Dubai :cloud9:

I can recommend the Friday brunch at the Jumeirah Mina A'Salam, w.

Proper Stella on draught too

[barrybueno]

Two carrots
Half an avocado
One tin of mackerel fillets

Fml.

Toast (made from bread with green bits in it) :nurse:

[Sir C]

Toast (made from bread with green bits in it) :nurse:

Fúck my old boots, b. Have you gone a bit pikey today? :-(

[barrybueno]

Fúck my old boots, b. Have you gone a bit pikey today? :-(

I'm rock bottom C :-( I'm all over the shop, wish I could fast forward 6 months and see where I turn up

[Burney]

I'm rock bottom C :-( I'm all over the shop, wish I could fast forward 6 months and see where I turn up

You haven't started drinking Mateus Rose in a park have you, b?

[IUFG]

You haven't started drinking Mateus Rose in a park have you, b?

he's not that rock bottom, b

[The Insider]

Two pints of Stella followed by a port and brandy - I have a slightly upset tummy!

[Burney]

Two pints of Stella followed by a port and brandy - I have a slightly upset tummy!

Well that combination sounds eminently likely to cure what ails you. ti.

[Sir C]

I'm rock bottom C :-( I'm all over the shop, wish I could fast forward 6 months and see where I turn up

Ah, well in that casae the only way is up, b. I wish you all the best in your current difficulties :-(

[Burney]

Ah, well in that casae the only way is up, b. I wish you all the best in your current difficulties :-(

Talking of Kenny Sansom, did you realise just how close he lived to you? In 2014, he was living in Bostall Road, which is up Soweto way.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bostall+Rd,+Orpington/@51.4075098,0.1054591,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x47d8ac12d1ad0eab:0xdeafabe1cc9b3 03e!8m2!3d51.4100917!4d0.1076522

[Sir C]

Talking of Kenny Sansom, did you realise just how close he lived to you? In 2014, he was living in Bostall Road, which is up Soweto way.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bostall+Rd,+Orpington/@51.4075098,0.1054591,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x47d8ac12d1ad0eab:0xdeafabe1cc9b3 03e!8m2!3d51.4100917!4d0.1076522

:shuder: Had I know I might have been tempted to try to take him under my wing. And how could that have gone wrong?

[barrybueno]

Ah, well in that casae the only way is up, b. I wish you all the best in your current difficulties :-(

Only money problems, nothing too serious :thumbup:

[Burney]

:shuder: Had I know I might have been tempted to try to take him under my wing. And how could that have gone wrong?

He could have lived in your shed and told you tales of Charlie Nick. :cloud9:

He would also have pawned all your possessions to buy booze, of course. But swings and roundabouts and all that.

[Sir C]

Only money problems, nothing too serious :thumbup:

Oh money always sorts itself out in the end. As long as you have your health, b. :thumbup: