You're all leaking into your panties about our 'signings'.

[Sir C]

We've actually signed:

1. The new Carlos Vela
2. A centre half we won't see for at least 12 months.

Apart from this we've borrowed some bloke from Real Madrid for a year.

Borrowed. For a year.

Fúck me, in the darkest days of our skintness we did more to refresh the squad than this.

[IUFG]

We've actually signed:

1. The new Carlos Vela
2. A centre half we won't see for at least 12 months.

Apart from this we've borrowed some bloke from Real Madrid for a year.

Borrowed. For a year.

Fúck me, in the darkest days of our skintness we did more to refresh the squad than this.

Carlos Vela is the 2nd best player in the MLS, sc :nono:

[Burney]

We've actually signed:

1. The new Carlos Vela
2. A centre half we won't see for at least 12 months.

Apart from this we've borrowed some bloke from Real Madrid for a year.

Borrowed. For a year.

Fúck me, in the darkest days of our skintness we did more to refresh the squad than this.

Hear him! Hear him!

We're also supposedly interested in some scotchman, ffs!

A scotchman, for all love! :shakehead:

[IUFG]

Hear him! Hear him!

We're also supposedly interested in some scotchman, ffs!

A scotchman, for all love! :shakehead:

there has never been a decent Scotcher at The Arsenal. Ever.




sc in 5, 4, 3...

[Burney]

Carlos Vela is the 2nd best player in the MLS, sc :nono:

Is he still constantly trying to chip goalkeepers? He was a terrible man for that. :hehe:

[Rich]

We've actually signed:

1. The new Carlos Vela
2. A centre half we won't see for at least 12 months.

Apart from this we've borrowed some bloke from Real Madrid for a year.

Borrowed. For a year.

Fúck me, in the darkest days of our skintness we did more to refresh the squad than this.

What about the CB and CM we are borrowing from Juventus? And the Scottish left-back that we've got?

[Sir C]

Carlos Vela is the 2nd best player in the MLS, sc :nono:

Does he still have that lovely smile, i?

[Sir C]

there has never been a decent Scotcher at The Arsenal. Ever.




sc in 5, 4, 3...

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

[Burney]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

And of course, the scotch make excellent Arsenal managers. :nod:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

Thon Peter Marinello did a few excellent photo shoots as I remember. Attracted an extra 20 girls to his first appearance at THOF before plummeting into obscurity.

In this picture he appears to be developing slightly girly titties,

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~HIAAOxycmBS2Pdf/s-l300.jpg

[Peter]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

Alex James is generally regarded as one of our best ever players.

[Sir C]

Alex James is generally regarded as one of our best ever players.

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

[IUFG]

Does he still have that lovely smile, i?

Just for you, sc

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?url=https://vivaligamx.com/wp-content/uploads/getty-images/2019/01/1056175570.jpeg&c=sc&w=850&h=560

[IUFG]

Is he still constantly trying to chip goalkeepers? He was a terrible man for that. :hehe:

yep

https://media.giphy.com/media/kFHXCqySOTQjSK3dcf/giphy.gif

[Sir C]

Just for you, sc

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?url=https://vivaligamx.com/wp-content/uploads/getty-images/2019/01/1056175570.jpeg&c=sc&w=850&h=560

That's more of a grimace, i. But thanks for the thought anyway.

[Pat Vegas]

I like signings that get you out of your seat.

I find the seats at the Emirates hurt my arsenal.

[Ash]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

Best player my old grandad ever saw. And he was a West Ham fan.

"Son," he said to my dad, "That Alex James is who you want to play like".

[Peter]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

He was scotch. He may well have been ****. I have a similar opinion of many of the players in the 60s. I still think pele was ****, and a ****.

[The Insider]

Nonsense. Frank McLintock was tremendous.

And Bob Wilson - perhaps this may be a pre-Premier League generational thing.

I also always loved Big Willie...............

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Was he a jockanese?

I've never liked the sound of him, to behonest. In fact, I maintain a healthy scepticism about all the supposedly 'great' players of the 30s/50s. I suspect they were actually a bit ****.

Wilf Copping would have dragged that little faggot Messi kicking and screaming to the potting shed.

[Sir C]

And Bob Wilson - perhaps this may be a pre-Premier League generational thing.

I also always loved Big Willie...............

Good point. Who didn't love Big Willie? Not the world's greatest footballer, in fairness, but lovable.

[Burney]

Wilf Copping would have dragged that little faggot Messi kicking and screaming to the potting shed.

Is this a Scum reference? In which case, it was a greenhouse, which always struck me as a terrible place to commit an act of illicit buggery. People in glass houses shouldn't...well...forcibly sodomise young boys.

[Ash]

Good point. Who didn't love Big Willie? Not the world's greatest footballer, in fairness, but lovable.

I bloody didn't. Hated him.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Is this a Scum reference? In which case, it was a greenhouse, which always struck me as a terrible place to commit an act of illicit buggery. People in glass houses shouldn't...well...forcibly sodomise young boys.

Tis.
Good old Ray Winstone refusing to film this scene for the film version again because it was too gay.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBAfa1eswXM

Incidentally that young fellow goes on to play the mentaller in Alan Partridge. My knowledge of trivia from violent rape film scenes is probably a little to good.