Spending £72m on a forward :cloud9:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

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[Burney]

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So which of Lacazette and Umbanjostring are we selling?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

So which of Lacazette and Umbanjostring are we selling?

Neither of them. Not this season anyway. This new chap is a winger so he’ll replace Iwobi.

[Burney]

Neither of them. Not this season anyway. This new chap is a winger so he’ll replace Iwobi.

:nono: I am given to understand by Sir C that wingers no longer exist.

Also, when are we getting a centre-half?

[Ash]

:nono: I am given to understand by Sir C that wingers no longer exist.

Also, when are we getting a centre-half?

Next season.

Meanwhile the plan is to continue leaking goals while scoring a few more at the other end, thus attracting neutrals to take up all the empty seats with the prospect of enjoying a goal fest. #winning

[IUFG]

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The spirit of Wenger lives on...

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

The spirit of Wenger lives on...

Spunking £72m? *Arsene* Wenger? Lol.

[Burney]

Next season.

Meanwhile the plan is to continue leaking goals while scoring a few more at the other end, thus attracting neutrals to take up all the empty seats with the prospect of enjoying a goal fest. #winning

Yes. You see, none of these signings has done anything to assuage my fear that our beloved leader lacks a coherent plan for what type of team he wants to put out. He came with a reputation for pragmatism, but surely the first thing any pragmatist should do is reduce the number of goals we concede?

[IUFG]

Spunking £72m? *Arsene* Wenger? Lol.

buying forwards when we need defenders...

[Burney]

buying forwards when we need defenders...

:nod: It's classic Arsene behaviour. Is this chap also a midget?

Seriously, though, are our manager and our team of purchasers all singing from the same hymnsheet?

[Ash]

Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.

[Burney]

Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.

Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season. :-(

[Ash]

Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season. :-(

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

[PSRB]

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

:nod: Calum Chambers, like a new signing........

[Tony C]

Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy

All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.

Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.

[Tony C]

Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.

More options.

Unai is shroooood

[Monty92]

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Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

[Rich]

Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.

Rungani on a two year loan with obligation to buy, apparently. So in the next 10 days or so we will sign:

Pepe
Tierney
Rungani
Khederia - Presumably this means that Elneney is off?

Nice.

[Burney]

Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy

All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.

Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.

It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs? :-(

[Burney]

Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.

More options.

Unai is shroooood

His best position, t?

[Burney]

Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days. :-(

[IUFG]

It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs? :-(

trusay.

we won't be able to take the cellophane off them until we've completed the payments...

[Monty92]

I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days. :-(

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

[Burney]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.

:hehe: Bad man.

[Peter]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.

Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.


:hehe::hehe:

Really.... he looks that ****?

[Rich]

:hehe::hehe:

Really.... he looks that ****?

I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.

PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP :hehe:

[Tony C]

So we signed a pacey Davor Suker :shrug:

[Burney]

I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.

PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP :hehe:

He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.

[Monty92]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face


He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.

[Burney]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

Always had a soft spot for Boa Morte. There was three quarters of a really good player there.

Mind you, I was unsettled by the fact that his surname was 'Good Death' in Portuguese. :-(

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face

https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/wenger.jpg?strip=all&w=750&quality=100

Some legendary signings that season and Alberto....

[Monty92]

Is there really any question that manu petit was the sexiest footballer in PL history?

Someone tweeted a clip of his cameo in The Bill yesterday. My word.


https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/wenger.jpg?strip=all&w=750&quality=100

Some legendary signings that season and Alberto....

[WES]

In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.


:nod: Just like Diego Maradonna

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Having just spent 8 minutes watching a youtube clip of this chap i'm decided that he's the new Demba Ba. A underrated player was Ba, but £70m plus in today's market? Hmmmmmmm.

[Monty92]

Having just spent 8 minutes watching a youtube clip of this chap i'm decided that he's the new Demba Ba. A underrated player was Ba, but £70m plus in today's market? Hmmmmmmm.

Mark my words, this boy is total gash.

[Ash]

Mark my words, this boy is total gash.

Nice to see the Worst Fans In The World (TM) all trashing their team's players before they've even made an appearance.

I shall wait for redg to get back from planting laser missile guidance devices in Persia to tell us what he's like on FIFA before making up my mind. :nod:

[IUFG]

I shall wait for redg to get back from planting laser missile guidance devices in Persia to tell us what he's like on FIFA before making up my mind. :nod:

he's actually been to Monaco and has tampered with the water supply :mustafi:

[Ash]

he's actually been to Monaco and has tampered with the water supply :mustafi:

The Ornacle is saying that we are trying to shift Mustafi.

GLWTPIMO