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Billy Goat Sverige
07-29-2019, 08:11 AM
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Burney
07-29-2019, 08:40 AM
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So which of Lacazette and Umbanjostring are we selling?
Billy Goat Sverige
07-29-2019, 08:44 AM
So which of Lacazette and Umbanjostring are we selling?
Neither of them. Not this season anyway. This new chap is a winger so he’ll replace Iwobi.
Burney
07-29-2019, 08:48 AM
Neither of them. Not this season anyway. This new chap is a winger so he’ll replace Iwobi.
:nono: I am given to understand by Sir C that wingers no longer exist.
Also, when are we getting a centre-half?
:nono: I am given to understand by Sir C that wingers no longer exist.
Also, when are we getting a centre-half?
Next season.
Meanwhile the plan is to continue leaking goals while scoring a few more at the other end, thus attracting neutrals to take up all the empty seats with the prospect of enjoying a goal fest. #winning
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The spirit of Wenger lives on...
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
07-29-2019, 09:01 AM
The spirit of Wenger lives on...
Spunking £72m? *Arsene* Wenger? Lol.
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:03 AM
Next season.
Meanwhile the plan is to continue leaking goals while scoring a few more at the other end, thus attracting neutrals to take up all the empty seats with the prospect of enjoying a goal fest. #winning
Yes. You see, none of these signings has done anything to assuage my fear that our beloved leader lacks a coherent plan for what type of team he wants to put out. He came with a reputation for pragmatism, but surely the first thing any pragmatist should do is reduce the number of goals we concede?
Spunking £72m? *Arsene* Wenger? Lol.
buying forwards when we need defenders...
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:24 AM
buying forwards when we need defenders...
:nod: It's classic Arsene behaviour. Is this chap also a midget?
Seriously, though, are our manager and our team of purchasers all singing from the same hymnsheet?
Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:40 AM
Saliba is no midget tbf. Six foot four with quick feet for a big man.
Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season. :-(
Gosh, well won't that be nice for St Etienne this season. :-(
Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.
Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.
:nod: Calum Chambers, like a new signing........
Tony C
07-29-2019, 09:49 AM
Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy
All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.
Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.
Tony C
07-29-2019, 09:51 AM
Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.
More options.
Unai is shroooood
Monty92
07-29-2019, 09:51 AM
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Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure
Still learning his trade. We'll get another centre-half.
Rungani on a two year loan with obligation to buy, apparently. So in the next 10 days or so we will sign:
Pepe
Tierney
Rungani
Khederia - Presumably this means that Elneney is off?
Nice.
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:52 AM
Fair play to Raul and Indian Finance guy
All financed by instalments so we’re only spending 45-50m this summer.
Probably explains why no top centre half is joining ie no way Maguire, Tarkowski, Dunk or Koulabaly would leave on instalments.
It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs? :-(
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:53 AM
Also Pepe can play in goal so no point having Martinez on the bench.
More options.
Unai is shroooood
His best position, t?
Burney
07-29-2019, 09:54 AM
Based on a detailed assessment of two of his YouTube showreels I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the spindly one-footed c*nt will be an unmitigated failure
I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days. :-(
It's a bit humiliating buying players on tick imo. Have we got a three-year interest-free credit deal, ffs? :-(
trusay.
we won't be able to take the cellophane off them until we've completed the payments...
Monty92
07-29-2019, 10:02 AM
I simply assume all our new signings will be terrible these days. :-(
In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.
Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.
Burney
07-29-2019, 10:05 AM
In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.
Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.
:hehe: Bad man.
Peter
07-29-2019, 10:06 AM
In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.
Let's hope he comes over to dot the i's and cross the t's on a light aircraft.
:hehe::hehe:
Really.... he looks that ****?
:hehe::hehe:
Really.... he looks that ****?
I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.
PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP :hehe:
Tony C
07-29-2019, 10:13 AM
So we signed a pacey Davor Suker :shrug:
Burney
07-29-2019, 10:14 AM
I'd say he looks pretty damn good, actually. Does a nice goal on his right foot from a tight angle. First touch is ridiculous. Very skillful, very powerful, very fast.
PSG want him but cannot bid for him due to FFP :hehe:
He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.
Monty92
07-29-2019, 11:06 AM
Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face
He sounds like the new Ruel Fox to me.
Burney
07-29-2019, 11:09 AM
Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face
Always had a soft spot for Boa Morte. There was three quarters of a really good player there.
Mind you, I was unsettled by the fact that his surname was 'Good Death' in Portuguese. :-(
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07-29-2019, 11:10 AM
Think Luis Boa Morte without the kind face
https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/wenger.jpg?strip=all&w=750&quality=100
Some legendary signings that season and Alberto....
Monty92
07-29-2019, 11:12 AM
Is there really any question that manu petit was the sexiest footballer in PL history?
Someone tweeted a clip of his cameo in The Bill yesterday. My word.
https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/11/wenger.jpg?strip=all&w=750&quality=100
Some legendary signings that season and Alberto....
In about 20 minutes of footage I literally didn't see him use his right foot once.
:nod: Just like Diego Maradonna
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07-29-2019, 01:31 PM
Having just spent 8 minutes watching a youtube clip of this chap i'm decided that he's the new Demba Ba. A underrated player was Ba, but £70m plus in today's market? Hmmmmmmm.
Monty92
07-29-2019, 01:51 PM
Having just spent 8 minutes watching a youtube clip of this chap i'm decided that he's the new Demba Ba. A underrated player was Ba, but £70m plus in today's market? Hmmmmmmm.
Mark my words, this boy is total gash.
Mark my words, this boy is total gash.
Nice to see the Worst Fans In The World (TM) all trashing their team's players before they've even made an appearance.
I shall wait for redg to get back from planting laser missile guidance devices in Persia to tell us what he's like on FIFA before making up my mind. :nod:
I shall wait for redg to get back from planting laser missile guidance devices in Persia to tell us what he's like on FIFA before making up my mind. :nod:
he's actually been to Monaco and has tampered with the water supply :mustafi:
he's actually been to Monaco and has tampered with the water supply :mustafi:
The Ornacle is saying that we are trying to shift Mustafi.
GLWTPIMO
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