Had a lovely five mile stroll through the countryside this morning.

[Sir C]

I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

[Pokster]

I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

Has Berni been emptying his shed?

[PSRB]

I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man

[IUFG]

Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

You recovered this literature, of course..?

[Burney]

I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.

Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?

Did you bring it home?

Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.

[Sir C]

On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man

Elderly gentlemen have urges too, p. Allegedly.

[Sir C]

You recovered this literature, of course..?

It must have been there for a while. It was quite faded. I took a photo for posterity.

[Pokster]

On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man

Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man

[Burney]

Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man

Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.

[Pokster]

Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.

He looks younger though b, you've had a hard life while he has been getting cosmetic surgery to keep his youthful good looks

[IUFG]

Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man

is that a piece of syllogism?

[Pokster]

is that a piece of syllogism?

leave b's gism out of this

[barrybueno]

Did you bring it home?

Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.

Hold on a fúcking minute! Internet porn ban?

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