View Full Version : Had a lovely five mile stroll through the countryside this morning.
Sir C
07-25-2019, 08:52 AM
I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
Pokster
07-25-2019, 08:55 AM
I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
Has Berni been emptying his shed?
I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
You recovered this literature, of course..?
Burney
07-25-2019, 08:56 AM
I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
Did you bring it home?
Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.
Sir C
07-25-2019, 08:57 AM
On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man
Elderly gentlemen have urges too, p. Allegedly.
Sir C
07-25-2019, 08:58 AM
You recovered this literature, of course..?
It must have been there for a while. It was quite faded. I took a photo for posterity.
Pokster
07-25-2019, 09:04 AM
On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old man
Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man
Burney
07-25-2019, 09:08 AM
Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man
Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.
Pokster
07-25-2019, 09:30 AM
Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.
He looks younger though b, you've had a hard life while he has been getting cosmetic surgery to keep his youthful good looks
Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old man
is that a piece of syllogism?
Pokster
07-25-2019, 09:38 AM
is that a piece of syllogism?
leave b's gism out of this
barrybueno
07-25-2019, 11:20 AM
Did you bring it home?
Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.
Hold on a fúcking minute! Internet porn ban?
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