Boris Derangement Watch: Someone in my office just said to someone else that they've

[Burney]

never been so depressed about the future of the country as they are now. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Boris is the answer to all our problems, but the fact that he's píssing these people off this much is really giving me my money's worth. :clap:

[Tony C]

Quite like this cartoon

https://www.conservativedailynews.com/2019/07/a-f-branco-cartoon-the-squad-a-f-branco-cartoon/amp/

[Peter]

never been so depressed about the future of the country as they are now. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Boris is the answer to all our problems, but the fact that he's píssing these people off this much is really giving me my money's worth. :clap:

They kind of have a point. The total mess of Brexit, two raving ****ing idiots in charge of the two main parties with an election fairly likely.

It's not great....

[PSRB]

They kind of have a point. The total mess of Brexit, two raving ****ing idiots in charge of the two main parties with an election fairly likely.

It's not great....

True, although post election we'll be one idiot down

[WES]

They kind of have a point. The total mess of Brexit, two raving ****ing idiots in charge of the two main parties with an election fairly likely.

It's not great....

I'm struggling to understand why Labour or the Tories think an election is a good idea. Surely if ever there was a guarantee of the vote being massively split and some sort of horrible minority government it is now.

No, Boris either figures out how to get no deal through or he has another referendum - I suppose there is a small possibility that he can get a better deal that goes through parliament but frankly I can't see how that happens.

[PSRB]

I'm struggling to understand why Labour or the Tories think an election is a good idea. Surely if ever there was a guarantee of the vote being massively split and some sort of horrible minority government it is now.

No, Boris either figures out how to get no deal through or he has another referendum - I suppose there is a small possibility that he can get a better deal that goes through parliament but frankly I can't see how that happens.

No idea if this will happen but I rather suspect that the EU will buckle, Boris has said we're out on 31st October and he has to stick by it. It's not in EU's interest for No deal either.

[Peter]

I'm struggling to understand why Labour or the Tories think an election is a good idea. Surely if ever there was a guarantee of the vote being massively split and some sort of horrible minority government it is now.

No, Boris either figures out how to get no deal through or he has another referendum - I suppose there is a small possibility that he can get a better deal that goes through parliament but frankly I can't see how that happens.

I cant really see a realistic way of getting anything through parliament which is what makes an election likely.

[Sir C]

They kind of have a point. The total mess of Brexit, two raving ****ing idiots in charge of the two main parties with an election fairly likely.

It's not great....

We've been listening to this tale of doom for three years, but each morning the sun rises, the chickens lay and the postman whistles his way up the garden path. We, much like the dude, abide.

You don't need a safe space, p. You're a man! An Englishman!

[WES]

I cant really see a realistic way of getting anything through parliament which is what makes an election likely.

Why would an election make it any more likely? Tories won't run on no deal, Labour will sit on the fence and Brexit party and Lib Dems won't attract enough votes to do anything other than split the vote.

We'll be right back where we are now but with a Tory minority government and a parliament that won't allow no deal and the EU laughing at us.

Nope - a new referendum with no deal and Remain the only options. Only way out of it, I'm afraid.

[Burney]

They kind of have a point. The total mess of Brexit, two raving ****ing idiots in charge of the two main parties with an election fairly likely.

It's not great....

To everyone who says this I simply point out that we had a supposedly 'safe pair of hands' choice of PM for the last three years and she was an unmitigated disaster, destroying her own majority through sheer stupidity, betraying her membership, destroying faith in politicians, making her government legislatively impotent, allowing Farage back into politics and leading her party for the first time in its history to fourth place in a national election.
So Boris may be a 'raving fúcking idiot' in your estimation, but he'll struggle to do any worse than that.

[John Bunnell]

never been so depressed about the future of the country as they are now. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Boris is the answer to all our problems, but the fact that he's píssing these people off this much is really giving me my money's worth. :clap:

I made a post on my Insta saying "congrats King Boris. Socialist Cucks on suicide watch right now!" and my follower count went down by 5 ha ha. More than happy to trigger the cucks into unfollowing me. I don't want them anyway.

[Ash]

I cant really see a realistic way of getting anything through parliament which is what makes an election likely.

The staunchly Remain Parliament are determined to thwart a WTO-Leave, yet if nothing happens that is the default scenario anyway.

Fair chance I reckon that the EU will extend the thing for new negotiations.

[Peter]

To everyone who says this I simply point out that we had a supposedly 'safe pair of hands' choice of PM for the last three years and she was an unmitigated disaster, destroying her own majority through sheer stupidity, betraying her membership, destroying faith in politicians, making her government legislatively impotent, allowing Farage back into politics and leading her party for the first time in its history to fourth place in a national election.
So Boris may be a 'raving fúcking idiot' in your estimation, but he'll struggle to do any worse than that.

To be fair, most of those disasters spring directly from the election result. That turned out to be a mistake but she certainly wasn't alone in thinking that the labour vote would crumble. It's a mistake many would have made, although her own campaign was a total disaster as well.

I just don't want to have to watch that ****ing clown bumbling around in no 10. The only consolation is that it isn't Corbyn....

[Peter]

The staunchly Remain Parliament are determined to thwart a WTO-Leave, yet if nothing happens that is the default scenario anyway.

Fair chance I reckon that the EU will extend the thing for new negotiations.

New PM, new negotiations....

[Burney]

The staunchly Remain Parliament are determined to thwart a WTO-Leave, yet if nothing happens that is the default scenario anyway.

Fair chance I reckon that the EU will extend the thing for new negotiations.

For the LOLs my favourite outcome would be Macron getting on his tiny high horse and refusing to extend. The irony as pro-EU tossrags squeal about having such an important decision about this country decided not in the country or Parliament, but in the chambers of the EU would be so delicious that I might actually ejaculate. :hehe:

[Burney]

To be fair, most of those disasters spring directly from the election result. That turned out to be a mistake but she certainly wasn't alone in thinking that the labour vote would crumble. It's a mistake many would have made, although her own campaign was a total disaster as well.

I just don't want to have to watch that ****ing clown bumbling around in no 10. The only consolation is that it isn't Corbyn....

You don't call an election and then not campaign. You just...don't.

Mind you, losing that majority was a blessing in disguise. If she hadn't, she might have got her fúcking awful deal through Parliament.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I made a post on my Insta saying "congrats King Boris. Socialist Cucks on suicide watch right now!" and my follower count went down by 5 ha ha. More than happy to trigger the cucks into unfollowing me. I don't want them anyway.

Went down from 7 to 2 then ;-)

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

To be fair, most of those disasters spring directly from the election result. That turned out to be a mistake but she certainly wasn't alone in thinking that the labour vote would crumble.

She certainly wasn't alone. Our own dear Berni was confidently predicting a substantial increase in the Tory majority right up until the results were announced. Didn't hear him once bemoaning the lack of a campaign during the ...err .. well ..campaign

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I cant really see a realistic way of getting anything through parliament which is what makes an election likely.


It needs a 2/3 majority for an election. This is highly unlikely as none of the Tories will vote in favour of that right now. No chance of the DUP cutting their noses to spite their faces either.

If we leave or look genuinely likely to leave on no deal, then the genuinely remain Tories will rebel, so will the DUP and that will probably lead to no confidence vote and ultimately, an election.

[John Bunnell]

Went down from 7 to 2 then ;-)
5 to 0 actually.