It's odd that the people of Peterborough would be happy to elect

[Sir C]

a known anti-semite as their MP. I don't know much about Peterborough - what have the fourbys done to upset them, then?

[Pokster]

a known anti-semite as their MP. I don't know much about Peterborough - what have the fourbys done to upset them, then?

Every chance if you looked closely at all elections that some very unsavoury characters have been elected.

the Tory party look like electing someone who is a known liar and gave out a reporters home address to someone who told him he wanted it so he could go round and beat him up.

Trump has a dodgy past as does Hillary clinton, the US seemed happy to elect either of them as they won the right to stand for President.

[Sir C]

Every chance if you looked closely at all elections that some very unsavoury characters have been elected.

the Tory party look like electing someone who is a known liar and gave out a reporters home address to someone who told him he wanted it so he could go round and beat him up.

Trump has a dodgy past as does Hillary clinton, the US seemed happy to elect either of them as they won the right to stand for President.

OK that makes it fine then. :thumbup:

[Pokster]

OK that makes it fine then. :thumbup:

Did I say it makes it fine????

[Burney]

a known anti-semite as their MP. I don't know much about Peterborough - what have the fourbys done to upset them, then?

*Cough, cough* MASSIVE POSTAL VOTE TURNOUT! *Cough, cough*

Import the third world, get the third world.

[Sir C]

*Cough, cough* MASSIVE POSTAL VOTE TURNOUT! *Cough, cough*

Import the third world, get the third world.

Oh, it's a Tower Hamlets job?

This country is, and I don't use the term lightly, fúcked.

[Burney]

Oh, it's a Tower Hamlets job?

This country is, and I don't use the term lightly, fúcked.

Of course it is. The postal voting system is an open invitation to it.

They actually had Tariq Mahmood - a convicted vote fraudster - out campaigning for them, ffs.

But it's racist to point out that muslim communities are routinely undermining our electoral process, so no-one will say a word.

[Monty92]

a known anti-semite as their MP. I don't know much about Peterborough - what have the fourbys done to upset them, then?

Funnily enough, during my only ever visit to Peterborough (for a pre-season friendly with Arsenal about 20 years ago) I was in a cafe before the game and noticed someone had dropped a wad of notes on the floor.

My response to this discovery may explain what the locals (rightfully) have against my type.

[Ash]

Funnily enough, during my only ever visit to Peterborough (for a pre-season friendly with Arsenal about 20 years ago) I was in a cafe before the game and noticed someone had dropped a wad of notes on the floor.

My response to this discovery may explain what the locals (rightfully) have against my type.

I like the way you can casually confess, from the safety of some 20 years after the fact, that you attended a pre-season friendly 75 miles out of London.

[Sir C]

I like the way you can casually confess, from the safety of some 20 years after the fact, that you attended a pre-season friendly 75 miles out of London.

I watched our Europa League semi-final defeat last year in a Wetherspoons in Peterborough. En route to 't north :cloud9:

I'm going to overnight in Peterborough in a couple of weeks. En route to 't north! :cloud9:

[Burney]

Funnily enough, during my only ever visit to Peterborough (for a pre-season friendly with Arsenal about 20 years ago) I was in a cafe before the game and noticed someone had dropped a wad of notes on the floor.

My response to this discovery may explain what the locals (rightfully) have against my type.

That was probably someone's only means of paying his gas bill. Or the bailiffs. Or the loan shark.

People are probably dead/in prison/in care/on the game because of you. :-(

[Burney]

I watched our Europa League semi-final defeat last year in a Wetherspoons in Peterborough. En route to 't north :cloud9:

I'm going to overnight in Peterborough in a couple of weeks. En route to 't north! :cloud9:

A rather splendid cathedral that town 50s and 60s town planners decided it would be wise to surround with utter shíte.

See also: Hereford and Worcester.

[Sir C]

A rather splendid cathedral that town 50s and 60s town planners decided it would be wise to surround with utter shíte.

See also: Hereford and Worcester.

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

[Burney]

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

It's as good a rule as any - particularly if you can't find an all-you-can-eat chinky.

Tonight, I shall be eating Italian sausages with peppers and onions. FAGGEDABADIT!

[Sir C]

It's as good a rule as any - particularly if you can't find an all-you-can-eat chinky.

Tonight, I shall be eating Italian sausages with peppers and onions. FAGGEDABADIT!

Did I make those snossidges? No, I think not.

Tomorrow I will make snossidges.

[Burney]

Did I make those snossidges? No, I think not.

Tomorrow I will make snossidges.

Are you going to eat them with peppers and onions? In a sandwich?

[Ash]

I watched our Europa League semi-final defeat last year in a Wetherspoons in Peterborough. En route to 't north :cloud9:

I'm going to overnight in Peterborough in a couple of weeks. En route to 't north! :cloud9:

Can you not get a bit further up the road? We found another place to breakfast in the post-Little-Chef apocalypse that is the A1. It's a little pub/hotel by 'side of 'road somewhere near Stibbington (though not the legendary diner itself). We sat there in the window seat eating our breakfast and watching cars go by. So romantic!

[Burney]

Can you not get a bit further up the road? We found another place to breakfast in the post-Little-Chef apocalypse that is the A1. It's a little pub/hotel by 'side of 'road somewhere near Stibbington (though not the legendary diner itself). We sat there in the window seat eating our breakfast and watching cars go by. So romantic!

I think he should go to one of the many former Little Chefs that's now a sex shop. For research purposes, you understand?

[Sir C]

Can you not get a bit further up the road? We found another place to breakfast in the post-Little-Chef apocalypse that is the A1. It's a little pub/hotel by 'side of 'road somewhere near Stibbington (though not the legendary diner itself). We sat there in the window seat eating our breakfast and watching cars go by. So romantic!

We'll be leaving after work on Thursday, so with luck Peterborough can be reached by 8 pm - in time for a nice meal and an early night. Plus, bear in mind that we're generally on the road by 6 am, so we reach Ulverston for lunch by 12, into Booths for supplies, arrive cottage (whose location is described as 'high on a fellside above the Duddon Valley, access only really suitable with a 4x4) for about 3.

This is all planned like a military operation.

I'm interested in your breakfast location. Stibbington, you say?

[Sir C]

Are you going to eat them with peppers and onions? In a sandwich?

I haven't decided. I thought maybe on puy lentils.

[Burney]

I haven't decided. I thought maybe on puy lentils.

But...but...hot meat sandwich. :-(

[Sir C]

But...but...hot meat sandwich. :-(

Oh I quite agree, but, you know. The woman. She's going to insist on green stuff. She likes things to look like a dinner, you know.

[Burney]

Oh I quite agree, but, you know. The woman. She's going to insist on green stuff. She likes things to look like a dinner, you know.

Peppers can be green. :-(

I deal with this issue by serving it on a grilled slice of ciabatta, thus allowing it to be eaten with a knife and fork. However, should you wish to add another piece of ciabatta and eat it like a sangwidge, what's to stop you? :sneaky:

If you're feeling extra-decadent, you can melt some mozzarella on top.

[Monty92]

There's a Big Green Egg live demo on the decking at Macknades tomorrow afternoon :cloud9:

[Sir C]

There's a Big Green Egg live demo on the decking at Macknades tomorrow afternoon :cloud9:

Will you attend?

I broke one of my heat deflector plates last weekend. That's 70 quid up the swanee.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

a known anti-semite as their MP. I don't know much about Peterborough - what have the fourbys done to upset them, then?

Don't. Lab hates the Jooz. BP hates Euros. Cons hate Muzzies. I had to vote Liberal in the EP elections and I still haven't forgiven them for the 1915 Shell Crisis.

{Oooh, can anyone else mention oil companies by accident?}

[Monty92]

Will you attend?

I broke one of my heat deflector plates last weekend. That's 70 quid up the swanee.

If I'm allowed, yes.

Here's what I wanna know: why would you spend £1,000+ on a BBQ and *still* need to buy an accessory to aid heat management?

[Sir C]

If I'm allowed, yes.

Here's what I wanna know: why would you spend £1,000+ on a BBQ and *still* need to buy an accessory to aid heat management?

To which 'accessory' do you refer? Your heat deflector plates are an intrinsic part of the device, they are no 'accessory'.

[Monty92]

I assumed it was one of them things that you angle so it deflects heat to the parts of the grill that would otherwise stay at a lower temperature, so as to ensure even cooking.

But you are telling me it is something different?


To which 'accessory' do you refer? Your heat deflector plates are an intrinsic part of the device, they are no 'accessory'.

[Pokster]

Can you not get a bit further up the road? We found another place to breakfast in the post-Little-Chef apocalypse that is the A1. It's a little pub/hotel by 'side of 'road somewhere near Stibbington (though not the legendary diner itself). We sat there in the window seat eating our breakfast and watching cars go by. So romantic!

Sure you weren't in a sex shop on the A1

[Ash]

We'll be leaving after work on Thursday, so with luck Peterborough can be reached by 8 pm - in time for a nice meal and an early night. Plus, bear in mind that we're generally on the road by 6 am, so we reach Ulverston for lunch by 12, into Booths for supplies, arrive cottage (whose location is described as 'high on a fellside above the Duddon Valley, access only really suitable with a 4x4) for about 3.

This is all planned like a military operation.

I'm interested in your breakfast location. Stibbington, you say?

I'll have to consult the one with a working memory for the exact location.

Duddon Valley sounds good. We have some work to do around there.

https://www.duddonvalley.co.uk/phdi/p1.nsf/imgpages/0955_NickToddValley.jpg/$file/NickToddValley.jpg

[Sir C]

I assumed it was one of them things that you angle so it deflects heat to the parts of the grill that would otherwise stay at a lower temperature, so as to ensure even cooking.

But you are telling me it is something different?

'one of them things that you angle'? Have you received a blow to the head? It's a part of the Divide 'N Conquer Flexible Cooking System.

Have you worked out how to get your smoker to a proper temperature yet?

[Monty92]

Yes I have, thank you very much.

Well, not the offset smoker since my initial mishap. but the main grill, which I’ve used for smoking several times now to great acclaim from my guests.

Maybe I need to shove a £70 sheet of ****ing metal in there, you total mug :hehe:



'one of them things that you angle'? Have you received a blow to the head? It's a part of the Divide 'N Conquer Flexible Cooking System.

Have you worked out how to get your smoker to a proper temperature yet?

[Peter]

Yes, I saw the cathedral. The rest of it was a bit of a shíthole mind.

I must research a good Indian restaurant. When one overnights on a Thursday en route to 't Lakes one eat Indian food, right? That's just how it is.

Why are you stopping on your way to the North? You're not Dick Turpin. Just ****ing go...... it really isnt that far.

Peterborough is absolutely bloody awful.

[Sir C]

Yes I have, thank you very much.

Well, not the offset smoker since my initial mishap. but the main grill, which I’ve used for smoking several times now to great acclaim from my guests.

Maybe I need to shove a £70 sheet of ****ing metal in there, you total mug :hehe:

Kindly try not to be so extremely rude, lest I find it necessary to visit your ends and slap some manners into your head.

And don't think I didn't notice you trying to slip in a reference to 'guests'. Paying people to bear your company for 10 minutes isn't the same as having guests.

Big-nosed Jesus killer.

[WES]

Yes I have, thank you very much.

Well, not the offset smoker since my initial mishap. but the main grill, which I’ve used for smoking several times now to great acclaim from my guests.

Maybe I need to shove a £70 sheet of ****ing metal in there, you total mug :hehe:

Can you give me an example of a recipe and how you cooked something on it to great acclaim?

BBQ is BBQ to me, can only be so good but I have yet to spend any amount of money on it and I have never 'smoked' anything.

[Burney]

Why are you stopping on your way to the North? You're not Dick Turpin. Just ****ing go...... it really isnt that far.

Peterborough is absolutely bloody awful.

Home of EMAP and the Posh?

No, it is pretty terrible. I once got talked into buying a very, very ill-advised baggy linen suit in Peterborough. :-(

In my defence, it was the mid-90s, but even so.

[Peter]

Home of EMAP and the Posh?

No, it is pretty terrible. I once got talked into buying a very, very ill-advised baggy linen suit in Peterborough. :-(

In my defence, it was the mid-90s, but even so.

I'm sure we've all tried a linen suit at some point in our lives. Only once though.....

I go to Peterborough fairly regularly. THe first time I went I didnt think it could get any worse but it most certainly has.

[Sir C]

Why are you stopping on your way to the North? You're not Dick Turpin. Just ****ing go...... it really isnt that far.

Peterborough is absolutely bloody awful.

I’m stopping because the timing works if I stop. If I drive straight there and arrive at midnight I’ll have a 16 hour wait to get the key to the house.

Alright?

[Peter]

I’m stopping because the timing works if I stop. If I drive straight there and arrive at midnight I’ll have a 16 hour wait to get the key to the house.

Alright?

Not really, no. Your approach leaves you stranded in Peterborough. Why would anyone do that voluntarily....?

Particularly a gentleman of your disposition....

[Burney]

I'm sure we've all tried a linen suit at some point in our lives. Only once though.....

I go to Peterborough fairly regularly. THe first time I went I didnt think it could get any worse but it most certainly has.

Yes. This one was cheap, though (although it didn't seem so at the time given my age and relative impecuniousness), so I thought I looked the dog's nads for the first couple of wears, but after that - no matter how often it was pressed - I looked like I'd fashioned a suit out of potato sacking. :-(

[Sir C]

Home of EMAP and the Posh?

No, it is pretty terrible. I once got talked into buying a very, very ill-advised baggy linen suit in Peterborough. :-(

In my defence, it was the mid-90s, but even so.

John built me a linen suit. Linen and mohair, actually. The look I asked for was 'ageing páedophile at the bar of the FCC in Phnom Penh waiting to bugger a small child in an opium den'. He achieved this perfectly.

[Burney]

Not really, no. Your approach leaves you stranded in Peterborough. Why would anyone do that voluntarily....?

Particularly a gentleman of your disposition....

To be fair, there aren't many good options on that bit of the A1. Stamford? Grantham? God help us Newark? Peterborough is very much the best of a bad bunch.

[Sir C]

Not really, no. Your approach leaves you stranded in Peterborough. Why would anyone do that voluntarily....?

Particularly a gentleman of your disposition....

I'm not stranded in Peterborough, am I? I'm going to eat Indian food and drink several alcoholic beverages, then sleep the sleep of the just until, awoken by the sunrise, I continue my journey refreshed and rested.

[Burney]

John built me a linen suit. Linen and mohair, actually. The look I asked for was 'ageing páedophile at the bar of the FCC in Phnom Penh waiting to bugger a small child in an opium den'. He achieved this perfectly.

To be fair, he didn't really need to make you a suit in order to achieve that look.

:cooper: :tapin:

[Pokster]

To be fair, he didn't really need to make you a suit in order to achieve that look.

:cooper: :tapin:

He just showed the tailor a picture of you in your linen suit and jobs a good un