Can everyone please stop calling that silly tart who invaded the pitch a streaker?

[Burney]

If they're not tackle-out, they're not a streaker.

Besides, women streakers are no good. There's nothing funny about a female streaker, whereas the sight of a man evading security staff with his organs of generation swinging in the breeze and hairy arse-crack on display would raise a smile on a statue.

[IUFG]

If they're not tackle-out, they're not a streaker.

Besides, women streakers are no good. There's nothing funny about a female streaker, whereas the sight of a man evading security staff with his organs of generation swinging in the breeze and hairy arse-crack on display would raise a smile on a statue.

Quite the wedgie going on there, Clive
https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article16366060.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_JS184294094.jpg

[Burney]

Quite the wedgie going on there, Clive
https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article16366060.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_JS184294094.jpg

Pffft. This is a proper streaker, mate.

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