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Sir C
05-29-2019, 07:40 PM
What did we do to deserve this rubbish?
Burney
05-29-2019, 07:42 PM
What did we do to deserve this rubbish?
That’s easy. We hounded our greatest ever manager out of the club like a pack of petulant children.
Fúck us.
Burney
05-29-2019, 07:44 PM
What did we do to deserve this rubbish?
How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?
AFC East
05-29-2019, 07:46 PM
How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?
That sounds a lot more appetising than this drivel. Home made or in a lovely greasy spoon?
Sir C
05-29-2019, 07:48 PM
How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?
It was terrific, thank you. It just needed a little care. The beans reduced with some butter. The egg perfectly sunny side up. The chips fluffy and crisp in the appropriate areas. It could have been a banal grease fest.
It was a thing of joy.
Burney
05-29-2019, 07:49 PM
That sounds a lot more appetising than this drivel. Home made or in a lovely greasy spoon?
Sir C was doing it himself I think. I assume his missus is away. She would never countenance such vulgar stuff.
Burney
05-29-2019, 07:53 PM
It was terrific, thank you. It just needed a little care. The beans reduced with some butter. The egg perfectly sunny side up. The chips fluffy and crisp in the appropriate areas. It could have been a banal grease fest.
It was a thing of joy.
Lucky you. I had duck breast and mash. It was OK. But my mum cooked it, so that’s nice.
Pat Vegas
05-29-2019, 07:59 PM
On the plus side I just had a massive half time sh1t
AFC East
05-29-2019, 08:01 PM
Sir C was doing it himself I think. I assume his missus is away. She would never countenance such vulgar stuff.
She must be quite a catch. I’ve divorced women for less!
Sir C
05-29-2019, 08:02 PM
She must be quite a catch. I’ve divorced women for less!
She enjoyed it very much. Ironically, naturally.
Sir C
05-29-2019, 08:03 PM
Lucky you. I had duck breast and mash. It was OK. But my mum cooked it, so that’s nice.
Grey all the way through?
Burney
05-29-2019, 08:04 PM
On the plus side I just had a massive half time sh1t
Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?
Burney
05-29-2019, 08:04 PM
Grey all the way through?
No, there was a light pinkness. And gravy.
AFC East
05-29-2019, 08:08 PM
Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?
I think your overcooked duck breast is under scrutiny.
Pat Vegas
05-29-2019, 08:09 PM
Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?
Hmmm I will pop back for another
AFC East
05-29-2019, 08:11 PM
Hmmm I will pop back for another
I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?
Pat Vegas
05-29-2019, 08:14 PM
I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?
Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters
AFC East
05-29-2019, 08:17 PM
Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters
Not my favourite to be honest.
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