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Sir C
05-17-2019, 08:57 AM
https://twitter.com/ajaxtimes/status/1129089634942758919

IUFG
05-17-2019, 09:03 AM
https://twitter.com/ajaxtimes/status/1129089634942758919

Yes, yes, but a little less attacking and a bit more defending in the last minute of a ECL semi-final next time, eh Mathjis?

Sir C
05-17-2019, 09:06 AM
Yes, yes, but a little less attacking and a bit more defending in the last minute of a ECL semi-final next time, eh Mathjis?

:shrug: It was what the Big Man above would have wanted, i.

IUFG
05-17-2019, 09:08 AM
:shrug: It was what the Big Man above would have wanted, i.

Dennis ain't dead yet, sc.

However, he may well move in mysterious ways...
https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/agent-gazidis-ac-milan-interested-in-arsenal-defender-mustafi-99202

Burney
05-17-2019, 09:10 AM
:shrug: It was what the Big Man above would have wanted, i.

If Johan Cruyff would have wanted Tottenham to get to a CL final, then I sincerely hope he’s below rather than above.

All very well giving it the big’un now, but where was his leadership when his team were bottling it like shíthouses?

I will NEVER forgive Ajax for this. :furious:

Sir C
05-17-2019, 09:10 AM
Dennis ain't dead yet, sc.

However, he may well move in mysterious ways...
https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/agent-gazidis-ac-milan-interested-in-arsenal-defender-mustafi-99202

:hehe: Surely he has shít his copybook far too badly to get a move to Milan? I was thinking Portsmouth, maybe. Boro?

IUFG
05-17-2019, 09:11 AM
:hehe: Surely he has shít his copybook far too badly to get a move to Milan? I was thinking Portsmouth, maybe. Boro?

What?

But he's the 12th most expensive defender in history :hehe:

redgunamo
05-17-2019, 09:12 AM
Absolutely! Quite right.

Spurs, ffs.



If Johan Cruyff would have wanted Tottenham to get to a CL final, then I sincerely hope he’s below rather than above.

All very well giving it the big’un now, but where was his leadership when his team were bottling it like shíthouses?

I will NEVER forgive Ajax for this. :furious:

redgunamo
05-17-2019, 09:16 AM
"Agent" Gazidis eying a nice little piece of the action? Perhaps it was all part of a plan. Milan, with their issues, would seem to be the perfect suckers :rubchin: #ArseneKnows



What?

But he's the 12th most expensive defender in history :hehe:

Burney
05-17-2019, 09:18 AM
:hehe: Surely he has shít his copybook far too badly to get a move to Milan? I was thinking Portsmouth, maybe. Boro?

Surely one blots one's copybook and shíts one's bed?

It would require a supremely unfortunate set of circumstances to shít one's copybook, I'd have thought.

But if anyone could, it's Shkodran.

Sir C
05-17-2019, 09:19 AM
If Johan Cruyff would have wanted Tottenham to get to a CL final, then I sincerely hope he’s below rather than above.

All very well giving it the big’un now, but where was his leadership when his team were bottling it like shíthouses?

I will NEVER forgive Ajax for this. :furious:

We're talking about the fundamental principles of the Beautiful Game as laid down by His Holiness The Blessed Johan.

Spurs winning the CL is a mere trifle compared to these weighty matters.

Burney
05-17-2019, 09:26 AM
We're talking about the fundamental principles of the Beautiful Game as laid down by His Holiness The Blessed Johan.

Spurs winning the CL is a mere trifle compared to these weighty matters.

I've just found Ajax's statue in tribute to Cruyff. It's bad. Really bad.

I was going to threaten to go and deface it if Tottenham won, but I'm not sure that wouldn't improve it.


http://www.offbeat.group.shef.ac.uk/statues/STFB_Cruyff_Vogts.htm

Sir C
05-17-2019, 09:30 AM
I've just found Ajax's statue in tribute to Cruyff. It's bad. Really bad.

I was going to threaten to go and deface it if Tottenham won, but I'm not sure that wouldn't improve it.


http://www.offbeat.group.shef.ac.uk/statues/STFB_Cruyff_Vogts.htm

That's horrible. And why have they put a fúcking Moffe on it? Wim van Hanegem must have been outraged. :hehe:

"Wim van Hanegem, whose father and two brothers had died in the war, refused to attend the post-match banquet, saying: "I don't like Germany, I hate them. They murdered my family, my father, my sister, two of my brothers.""

Burney
05-17-2019, 09:33 AM
That's horrible. And why have they put a fúcking Moffe on it? Wim van Hanegem must have been outraged. :hehe:

"Wim van Hanegem, whose father and two brothers had died in the war, refused to attend the post-match banquet, saying: "I don't like Germany, I hate them. They murdered my family, my father, my sister, two of my brothers.""

More to the point, why has neither of them got any clothes on and why are they sans genitals?

And where's the fúcking ball?

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-17-2019, 01:36 PM
https://twitter.com/ajaxtimes/status/1129089634942758919

Why is this young german fellow bellowing? I don't like it when germans start bellowing like demented mooses c. Next he'll be demanding lebensraum and before you know it we've all got Monty hiding in the attic.

Sir C
05-17-2019, 01:39 PM
Why is this young german fellow bellowing? I don't like it when germans start bellowing like demented mooses c. Next he'll be demanding lebensraum and before you know it we've all got Monty hiding in the attic.

He is no godverdomme moffe, h. He is of Duitsen bloed, yes, but he has always geeerd the Koning van Hispanje. K?

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-17-2019, 01:47 PM
He is no godverdomme moffe, h. He is of Duitsen bloed, yes, but he has always geeerd the Koning van Hispanje. K?
He's always loved the Spanish cock?

:tapyourmumjokein: