Something amazing happened 15 years ago today.

[Sir C]

I met la for the first time :cloud9:

Fúck me, the state of him. He was a trembling, sweating unshaven wreck, due to the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol the night before.

Plus, as they say, ca change.

[Burney]

I met la for the first time :cloud9:

Fúck me, the state of him. He was a trembling, sweating unshaven wreck, due to the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol the night before.

Plus, as they say, ca change.

Do you remember an occasion when we'd been savagely on it the night before and the post-match drinks had a deleterious effect on me. So much so that I staggered out of the Woodbine at some point absolutely arseholed and have no idea how I got home?

[Sir C]

Do you remember an occasion when we'd been savagely on it the night before and the post-match drinks had a deleterious effect on me. So much so that I staggered out of the Woodbine at some point absolutely arseholed and have no idea how I got home?

Indeed I do not. You mean I abandoned you to *gulp* public transport? :yikes:

[Burney]

Indeed I do not. You mean I abandoned you to *gulp* public transport? :yikes:

I don't think you had a choice. I seem to think I was very insistent that I needed to be alone and to leave immediately.

I was in a shocking condition due to substances and a nearly complete lack of sleep.

Had we just beaten Tottenham 1-0? I seem to think I got told off for calling someone a 'Yid ****' during the game. :-(

[IUFG]

Do you remember an occasion when we'd been savagely on it the night before and the post-match drinks had a deleterious effect on me. So much so that I staggered out of the Woodbine at some point absolutely arseholed and have no idea how I got home?

wd The Woodbine for not fúcking running out of beer on the evening of a matchday.

I take it you were reduced to drinking that fúck-awful Blue Moon shít..?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I always imagine LA to be like Graham, the tactically astute guy on AFTV who always talks in system formations (4-3-3, 5-2-3)
Not much personality but brainy

[Sir C]

I don't think you had a choice. I seem to think I was very insistent that I needed to be alone and to leave immediately.

I was in a shocking condition due to substances and a nearly complete lack of sleep.

Had we just beaten Tottenham 1-0? I seem to think I got told off for calling someone a 'Yid ****' during the game. :-(

No, I got nothing. Are you sure I was there?

[Burney]

No, I got nothing. Are you sure I was there?

Now I'm doubting myself. :rubchin: Why else would I have been in that state if we hadn't been misbehaving the previous evening?

Anyway, I was in poor shape.

[Sir C]

I always imagine LA to be like Graham, the tactically astute guy on AFTV who always talks in system formations (4-3-3, 5-2-3)
Not much personality but brainy

la, bless his heart, is extremely brainy, extremely witty, charming, generous of purse and of spirit, erudite, informed and pretty much perfect in every way mentally and spiritually. Physically, he has been reduced by years of alcohol abuse to something resembling a bag of ruined meat.

I don't even believe he actually has a functioning liver.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I gather that when George Best was in need of a liver transplant LA offered him his but Bestie declined and decided to stick to his own

[Burney]

la, bless his heart, is extremely brainy, extremely witty, charming, generous of purse and of spirit, erudite, informed and pretty much perfect in every way mentally and spiritually. Physically, he has been reduced by years of alcohol abuse to something resembling a bag of ruined meat.

I don't even believe he actually has a functioning liver.

Nice chap. On every occasion I met him, however, it was clear he didn't know one end of a razor from another.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Gets his clothes from those bags Oxfam leave out for disposal

[Luis Anaconda]

la, bless his heart, is extremely brainy, extremely witty, charming, generous of purse and of spirit, erudite, informed and pretty much perfect in every way mentally and spiritually. Physically, he has been reduced by years of alcohol abuse to something resembling a bag of ruined meat.

I don't even believe he actually has a functioning liver.
Happy Anniversary - 15 years, eh.

Actually since I have moved to a flat on the fifth floor of a building without a lift, I am in prime physical condition *



*this may not be true as the proximity of countless bars may have negated the positive aspects of the daily climb

[Luis Anaconda]

Nice chap. On every occasion I met him, however, it was clear he didn't know one end of a razor from another.

Funnily enough since my beard is now almost uniformally grey I am far more keen on shaving :old: