Is it just my suspicious nature or is there something rather fishy about this story?

[Burney]

He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:

It just doesn't add up for me.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teenager-discovers-fellow-gym-user-masturbated-towel-9531540/

[Sir C]

He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:

It just doesn't add up for me.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teenager-discovers-fellow-gym-user-masturbated-towel-9531540/

The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.

World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.

[Pokster]

He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:

It just doesn't add up for me.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teenager-discovers-fellow-gym-user-masturbated-towel-9531540/

"too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubt

[Burney]

The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.

World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.

I'm pretty sure HE is the wánker.

[Burney]

"too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubt

Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.

[Pokster]

Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.

Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWT

[Burney]

Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWT

:nod: 'Pump Gyms'...amirite? :rubchin:

[PSRB]

He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:

It just doesn't add up for me.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teenager-discovers-fellow-gym-user-masturbated-towel-9531540/

Gym name taken a bit literally

[Burney]

Gym name taken a bit literally

Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'

I think I'd knock him down.

[barrybueno]

Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'

I think I'd knock him down.

I'm trying to get an Allen gag out of this but for the life of me I can't find one :-(