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Burney
05-13-2019, 03:01 PM
:hehe:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48252801
Monty92
05-13-2019, 03:27 PM
:hehe:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48252801

My boy cannot tell one f*cking black person from another.

It's getting a bit awks :-(
Burney
05-13-2019, 03:40 PM
My boy cannot tell one f*cking black person from another.

It's getting a bit awks :-(

Can you not use Arsenal players to help him differentiate them?

So Lacazette looks nothing like Aubameyang, but does look a bit like a miniaturised Maitland-Niles. Just use pictures of them so he starts noticing the differences.
barrybueno
05-13-2019, 03:45 PM
:hehe:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48252801

A three year old :hehe:
Monty92
05-13-2019, 03:51 PM
Can you not use Arsenal players to help him differentiate them?

So Lacazette looks nothing like Aubameyang, but does look a bit like a miniaturised Maitland-Niles. Just use pictures of them so he starts noticing the differences.

I've tried that. He mistook Vieira for Henry the other day.That's like mistaking a snooker ball for a rugby ball!!! :banghead:

All he sees is their blackness and their shiny white teeth. He doesn't care about their identity - they're all the same to him. It's post-racial, if you think about it, really.

He's a f*cking progressive :-(
Burney
05-13-2019, 03:55 PM
I've tried that. He mistook Vieira for Henry the other day.That's like mistaking a snooker ball for a rugby ball!!! :banghead:

All he sees is their blackness and their shiny white teeth. He doesn't care about their identity - they're all the same to him. It's post-racial, if you think about it, really.

He's a f*cking progressive :-(

Right. In which case so was my grandmother, who was forever claiming she couldn't tell them apart and when pressed on the matter would say 'They're all eyes and teeth!' :-(

Perhaps your son is the reincarnation of my Irish grandmother?