Two things from the few moments of the BAFTAs I saw last night.

[Sir C]

1. It's clearly a black tie do but perhaps 30% of male attendees were wearing ties. Is the art of tying a bow tie now irrevocably lost? And why are people being allowed into black tie events improperly attired?

2. What sortt of world do we live in where that nonce Grayson Perry can walk down the road dressed as a female child without anyone knocking his **** it? If he'd tried that shít in 1982 he'd have woken up in intensive care, if at all.

[Burney]

1. It's clearly a black tie do but perhaps 30% of male attendees were wearing ties. Is the art of tying a bow tie now irrevocably lost? And why are people being allowed into black tie events improperly attired?

2. What sortt of world do we live in where that nonce Grayson Perry can walk down the road dressed as a female child without anyone knocking his **** it? If he'd tried that shít in 1982 he'd have woken up in intensive care, if at all.

The not wearing a bow tie thing is increasingly common, I'm sad to say. You see more and more young men turning up to these events dressed like they've been released from prison to attend their mum's funeral.

As for Perry, he's a turbo-nonce and should be flamethrowered.

[Sir C]

The not wearing a bow tie thing is increasingly common, I'm sad to say. You see more and more young men turning up to these events dressed like they've been released from prison to attend their mum's funeral.

As for Perry, he's a turbo-nonce and should be flamethrowered.

I like to think of his big hairy clockweights dangling beneath his pretty dress.

The sick fúck.

[Monty92]

The not wearing a bow tie thing is increasingly common, I'm sad to say. You see more and more young men turning up to these events dressed like they've been released from prison to attend their mum's funeral.

As for Perry, he's a turbo-nonce and should be flamethrowered.

I'm going to a black tie murder mystery-themed 40th birthday party in a fancy country house on the weekend Not worn a bow-tie in about ten years. I have hyper-sensitivity to clothes and fabric, particularly around the neck area, and am petrified I'm gonna have a panic attack :-(

[Burney]

I'm going to a black tie murder mystery-themed 40th birthday party in a fancy country house on the weekend Not worn a bow-tie in about ten years. I have hyper-sensitivity to clothes and fabric, particularly around the neck area, and am petrified I'm gonna have a panic attack :-(

Fúck me. You really don't help yourself sometimes, m. :-(

Fúcking hyper-sensitivity to clothes and fúcking fabric, ffs!

You are a fúcking queer, boy! A queer, I say!

[Monty92]

Fúck me. You really don't help yourself sometimes, m. :-(

Fúcking hyper-sensitivity to clothes and fúcking fabric, ffs!

You are a fúcking queer, boy! A queer, I say!

It's a real disorder, man.

https://kidcompanions.com/tactile-sensitivity-what-it-is-and-the-common-signs/

I really don't know why not being able to overcome your innate genetic inheritance, over which you had absolutely no control, makes you a queer.

[Sir C]

It's a real disorder, man.

https://kidcompanions.com/tactile-sensitivity-what-it-is-and-the-common-signs/

I really don't know why not being able to overcome your innate genetic inheritance, over which you had absolutely no control, makes you a queer.

It's made up nonsense designed to pander to weaklings and sissy boys.

Faggot.

[Burney]

It's a real disorder, man.

https://kidcompanions.com/tactile-sensitivity-what-it-is-and-the-common-signs/

I really don't know why not being able to overcome your innate genetic inheritance, over which you had absolutely no control, makes you a queer.

Oh, everything's a fúcking disorder these days. All it takes is enough neurotics to rock up whining to their GP about it and, rather than being told to get a grip and pull themselves together as would be correct, they get told they have a disorder and toddle home happy since it means they have an excuse for being pathetic.

'Disorder' my hairy hole!

[Burney]

It's made up nonsense designed to pander to weaklings and sissy boys.

Faggot.

I'll bet Grayson Perry tells people he has a disorder when he's flashing his knickers to schoolchildren. The dirty pottery****.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh, everything's a fúcking disorder these days. All it takes is enough neurotics to rock up whining to their GP about it and, rather than being told to get a grip and pull themselves together as would be correct, they get told they have a disorder and toddle home happy since it means they have an excuse for being pathetic.

'Disorder' my hairy hole!

Talking of hairy holes b, I attended a dinner party with some of my younger colleagues and found myself in the situation where I was the one being ribbed .. wait for it .. because I do NOT shave my arse'ole!.

Now I'll bet my bollux Monty shaves his a'hole. If I demand that he confirms or denies this he will dodge the question but if you ask him he must answer as he craves your approval and will not ignore you. Go on b, ask him now. Start a new thread

[IUFG]

.. wait for it .. because I do NOT shave my arse'ole!.


shaving one's tea towel holder must be rather tricky, I would have thought...

[Burney]

Talking of hairy holes b, I attended a dinner party with some of my younger colleagues and found myself in the situation where I was the one being ribbed .. wait for it .. because I do NOT shave my arse'ole!.

Now I'll bet my bollux Monty shaves his a'hole. If I demand that he confirms or denies this he will dodge the question but if you ask him he must answer as he craves your approval and will not ignore you. Go on b, ask him now. Start a new thread

How would one even go about shaving one's ringpiece, h? You can't see it, it's not an area conducive to easy shaving and frankly, I'd be loath to put a razor blade anywhere near it. Are you sure they don't mean waxing it?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

How would one even go about shaving one's ringpiece, h? You can't see it, it's not an area conducive to easy shaving and frankly, I'd be loath to put a razor blade anywhere near it. Are you sure they don't mean waxing it?

No, shaving. And in any case, any form of anal depilation practised by men is profoundly homosexualist. Needless to say they shave all of their pubic hair with the exception, curiously, of their armpits. Apparently it's quite OK to leave those as nature intended.

[Burney]

No, shaving. And in any case, any form of anal depilation practised by men is profoundly homosexualist. Needless to say they shave all of their pubic hair with the exception, curiously, of their armpits. Apparently it's quite OK to leave those as nature intended.

Fúckssake! Not only is it incredibly bent, it's also unfair on Turks and Greeks, who would need to spend half their lives shaving in order to keep up with this absurd fashion - not to mention having permanently blocked plugholes (not intended as a euphemism, but now I come to think of it...).

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

1. It's clearly a black tie do but perhaps 30% of male attendees were wearing ties. Is the art of tying a bow tie now irrevocably lost? And why are people being allowed into black tie events improperly attired?

2. What sortt of world do we live in where that nonce Grayson Perry can walk down the road dressed as a female child without anyone knocking his **** it? If he'd tried that shít in 1982 he'd have woken up in intensive care, if at all.

It's cultural Marxism gone mad.