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Tony C
05-12-2019, 07:22 PM
https://youtu.be/i0X6Mkatyxg
Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-12-2019, 08:40 PM
Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.
Burney
05-13-2019, 08:12 AM
Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.

Fúcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more ****s
Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-13-2019, 08:22 AM
Fúcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more ****s

Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?
Burney
05-13-2019, 08:27 AM
Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?

I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo. :nod:
Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-13-2019, 09:23 AM
I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo. :nod:

Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.
Burney
05-13-2019, 09:31 AM
Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.

Did he actually impregnate it? Good Lord. Clearly his commitment to incautious attacking play extends beyond the pitch to his attitude to birth control, the dirty auld sod.

Still, you can't imagine any young rappers allowing Emery anywhere near them, can you?
barrybueno
05-13-2019, 09:40 AM
Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.

My God, the poor **** :cry:

That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?
Burney
05-13-2019, 09:44 AM
My God, the poor **** :cry:

That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?

We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.
John Bunnell
05-13-2019, 09:46 AM
Burnley's finest.
barrybueno
05-13-2019, 09:56 AM
We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.

Christ :hehe: I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind :-(
Burney
05-13-2019, 10:01 AM
Christ :hehe: I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind :-(

He would unnerve opposition teams before the game by wandering up to them and insisting on giving them a cuddle.

On non-matchdays, we could also use him as a revenue stream by putting him in a cage, feeding him live chickens and charging people to look at him and poke him with sticks.

Honestly, our marketing and revenue generation people are shít.
Arsenal Alcoholic Review
05-13-2019, 10:29 PM
https://youtu.be/i0X6Mkatyxg

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