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Pat Vegas
05-02-2019, 07:19 PM
I’d rather lichstiener

barrybueno
05-02-2019, 07:28 PM
I’d rather lichstiener

My poor mate has a bad case of the Maitlands :-(

7sisters
05-02-2019, 07:55 PM
I’d rather lichstiener

I’m afraid Lickstainer hasn’t been seen since Dick organised that little trip to the Lincoln fens in a curtain sided vehicle. :driving:

Rich
05-03-2019, 08:05 AM
I’d rather lichstiener

You did see Lichtstiener playing football before he was shuffled off never to be seen again, didn't you?

I've never seen a man so out of his depth. Was like watching Cech play right back :-(

PSRB
05-03-2019, 08:17 AM
I’d rather lichstiener

Again last night, he cocks about with the ball in dangerous areas as though he's sodding Cafu.

Pat Vegas
05-03-2019, 08:26 AM
Again last night, he cocks about with the ball in dangerous areas as though he's sodding Cafu.

:nod: he needs to eliminate that.

first half he ran towards our area with 2 defenders on him and got out of jail.

he also got quite fortunate going forward in the 2nd half which lead to Lacazette's missed chances, as it almost lost it for a very dangerous counter attack.

IUFG
05-03-2019, 08:32 AM
Again last night, he cocks about with the ball in dangerous areas as though he's sodding Cafu.

He was truly awful last night... Iwobiesque

Thought Mustafi had a decent game (in comparison to other performances), it is almost as if he likes not being a central defender.

SWv2
05-03-2019, 09:00 AM
He was truly awful last night... Iwobiesque

Thought Mustafi had a decent game (in comparison to other performances), it is almost as if he likes not being a central defender.

Strikes me a remarkably casual at times.

I played right back for a few seasons and could get away with casual as I was a fúcking boss. He's not at this level.

Viva Prat Vegas
05-03-2019, 09:31 AM
^^^^^^^^^^
:hehe:

Ash
05-03-2019, 10:04 AM
Perhaps we should call him 'Stroller'.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-03-2019, 10:49 AM
Perhaps we should call him 'Stroller'.

His name should be the new rhyming slang for hemorrhoids - cor me farkin Maitlands are givin' me gyp!

barrybueno
05-03-2019, 12:05 PM
His name should be the new rhyming slang for hemorrhoids - cor me farkin Maitlands are givin' me gyp!

Ahem, excuse me Herbs, you may owe me some royalties there old boy...

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-03-2019, 12:17 PM
Ahem, excuse me Herbs, you may owe me some royalties there old boy...

Evidence? Could be "great minds think alike" or "fools seldom differ".

barrybueno
05-03-2019, 12:25 PM
My poor mate has a bad case of the Maitlands :-(


Evidence? Could be "great minds think alike" or "fools seldom differ".

i'm too thick to show my own post here but it's the first reply to Pat on this thread.

Edit: No I actually fluked it :hehe:

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-03-2019, 12:34 PM
i'm too thick to show my own post here but it's the first reply to Pat on this thread.

Edit: No I actually fluked it :hehe:

I'll go back to one I coined 30 years ago - Tate 'n Lyles - caught on well that one :nod:

Ash
05-03-2019, 12:46 PM
I'll go back to one I coined 30 years ago - Tate 'n Lyles - caught on well that one :nod:

Mr Tate invented the sugar cube, founded the collection which would become the Tate gallery, and has a statue in Brixton.

I don't know anything about Mr Lyle, but my Grandad worked at Keiller's jam factory, which was next to the Tate & Lyle in Silvertown.

Viva Prat Vegas
05-03-2019, 01:15 PM
Herbie C "I'll go back to one I coined 30 years ago - Tate 'n Lyles - caught on well that one "

As any pwopah cor blimey guvnor Cockney would know, Tate and Lyle is Style!
Always asbin, always Willoughby

Ash
05-03-2019, 01:19 PM
Mr Lyle, it seems, was the syrup side of the business.

Ash
05-03-2019, 01:21 PM
Herbie C "I'll go back to one I coined 30 years ago - Tate 'n Lyles - caught on well that one "

As any pwopah cor blimey guvnor Cockney would know, Tate and Lyle is Style!
Always asbin, always Willoughby

As in, The Tate and Lyle Council? The awful abomination formed by the criminal mastermind behind the destruction of The Jam? :cry:

Tony C
05-03-2019, 01:21 PM
i saw his mom on Storage Wars













Badoom Tish

IUFG
05-03-2019, 02:05 PM
i saw his mom on Storage Wars

Badoom Tish

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