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Viva Prat Vegas
05-01-2019, 11:37 AM
They've met up for a hopefully pleasant luncheon

Pokster
05-01-2019, 11:42 AM
They've met up for a hopefully pleasant luncheon

B is cuirrently tied up with an orange in his mouth


C just left him like that to shut him up with his constant moaning and he went back to the pub to have another Cinzano and lemonade

redgunamo
05-01-2019, 11:45 AM
Good Lord! #Cinzano. Do they even still make it? :old:



B is cuirrently tied up with an orange in his mouth


C just left him like that to shut him up with his constant moaning and he went back to the pub to have another Cinzano and lemonade

IUFG
05-01-2019, 11:47 AM
They've met up for a hopefully pleasant luncheon

How long before the conversation turns to lefties and the halcyon days of Wenger?

and...they'll be snorting a line off the cistern before 4pm imo

PSRB
05-01-2019, 11:50 AM
How long before the conversation turns to lefties and the halcyon days of Wenger?

and...they'll be snorting a line off the cistern before 4pm imo

Happy days! Wish I'd been invited :-(

Viva Prat Vegas
05-01-2019, 12:04 PM
UPDATE: They're bemoaning the fact there's no Lobster Thermidor on the menu and are having to contend with crab and winkle fishcakes straight out of the microwave instead

Sir C
05-01-2019, 01:07 PM
They've met up for a hopefully pleasant luncheon

Two pints and a roast beef banjo.

We're like saints, s. Or we're just old. :-(

Burney
05-01-2019, 01:15 PM
Two pints and a roast beef banjo.

We're like saints, s. Or we're just old. :-(

I had a BLT.

Sir C
05-01-2019, 01:17 PM
I had a BLT.

That's because you're sophisticated and that.

Burney
05-01-2019, 01:23 PM
That's because you're sophisticated and that.

Not sophisticated enough to drive a Suzuki Jimny, though.

Sir C
05-01-2019, 01:28 PM
Not sophisticated enough to drive a Suzuki Jimny, though.

That's a Vitara mate. New model. It's... remarkably efficient.

You'd like the boot space.

You mock the Jimny, but they're launching a brand new Jimny this year after a quarter of a century of the old model. They've taken orders for 5,000 and the factory has just told them that due to overwhelming worldwide demand, they're going to get 1,500 for the whole year.

People love dat shít.

:hehe:

Burney
05-01-2019, 01:51 PM
That's a Vitara mate. New model. It's... remarkably efficient.

You'd like the boot space.

You mock the Jimny, but they're launching a brand new Jimny this year after a quarter of a century of the old model. They've taken orders for 5,000 and the factory has just told them that due to overwhelming worldwide demand, they're going to get 1,500 for the whole year.

People love dat shít.

:hehe:

Ludicrous vehicle. And what kind of name is 'Jimny' anyway?

Sir C
05-01-2019, 02:06 PM
Ludicrous vehicle. And what kind of name is 'Jimny' anyway?

Japs, innit.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
05-01-2019, 07:40 PM
They've met up for a hopefully pleasant luncheon


Probably booking a hotel room right about now... Priceline, perhaps?

I'm guessing one room, separate beds and room service but you never know, the old DND might be on the door.