Peak Guardian this.............

[PSRB]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/30/avengers-endgame-cinema-fat-shaming?CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1556612584

[Burney]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/30/avengers-endgame-cinema-fat-shaming?CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1556612584

I googled her. Turns out she's a lezzer.

Funny how many really unattractive fat birds are lezzers.

[PSRB]

I googled her. Turns out she's a lezzer.

Funny how many really unattractive fat birds are lezzers.

Not like in the "films"

[Burney]

Not like in the "films"

:nod: I believe it's called making a virtue of necessity.

[redgunamo]

Didn't they used to known simply as "maiden aunts", or somesuch? It's PC gone mad, I tell you.



:nod: I believe it's called making a virtue of necessity.

[Monty92]

I googled her. Turns out she's a lezzer.

Funny how many really unattractive fat birds are lezzers.

Based on that criteria, Faversham must be about 97% lesbonians :-(

It's quite incredible how quickly your standards drop when you move to a town like this. You find yourself looking at women who only have the three teeth missing and thinking "You know what? I actually think I would."

I miss London :-(

[redgunamo]

Why don't you find yourself a nice girl, M; and settle down?

:homer:



Based on that criteria, Faversham must be about 97% lesbonians :-(

It's quite incredible how quickly your standards drop when you move to a town like this. You find yourself looking at women who only have the three teeth missing and thinking "You know what? I actually think I would."

I miss London :-(

[Sir C]

Based on that criteria, Faversham must be about 97% lesbonians :-(

It's quite incredible how quickly your standards drop when you move to a town like this. You find yourself looking at women who only have the three teeth missing and thinking "You know what? I actually think I would."

I miss London :-(

1. Describing the squalid ****hole corner of Barnet in which you were shat from your ‘mother’s’ diseased hole and subsequently squatted in your own filth as ‘London’ is a bit strong, tbh.

2. The last time I was there, the jewsuburbs weren’t populated by glorious chicks. I remember mainly jowelly cabbies and blokes with ringlets.

[Monty92]

1. Describing the squalid ****hole corner of Barnet in which you were shat from your ‘mother’s’ diseased hole and subsequently squatted in your own filth as ‘London’ is a bit strong, tbh.

2. The last time I was there, the jewsuburbs weren’t populated by glorious chicks. I remember mainly jowelly cabbies and blokes with ringlets.

Never mind all that, I got me delivered a mixed box from these fellas today.

http://bbqsmokingwood.co.uk/

[Sir C]

Never mind all that, I got me delivered a mixed box from these fellas today.

http://bbqsmokingwood.co.uk/

Ooh, nice. You’ll be buying your meat from the butcher of Brogdale?

[Burney]

Ooh, nice. You’ll be buying your meat from the butcher of Brogdale?

Is that a serial killer? :-(

[Sir C]

Is that a serial killer? :-(

He’s a great butcher. He’s at Faversham and at Ruxley. He sells me 40 day aged ribeye at £10 per kilo if you buy more than 3 kilos.

[Burney]

He’s a great butcher. He’s at Faversham and at Ruxley. He sells me 40 day aged ribeye at £10 per kilo if you buy more than 3 kilos.

What happened to Sir Dennis Of Bexley?

[Sir C]

What happened to Sir Dennis Of Bexley?

He ****ed off back to Bexley. His prices were ridiculous.

[Monty92]

Ooh, nice. You’ll be buying your meat from the butcher of Brogdale?

Oh my f*cking god. We went in there the other day. I very nearly jizzed.

[Monty92]

He’s a great butcher. He’s at Faversham and at Ruxley. He sells me 40 day aged ribeye at £10 per kilo if you buy more than 3 kilos.

Oh hang on, I thought you meant the on-site butchers at Brogdale Fruit Collection?

[Sir C]

http://www.thebutcherofbrogdale.co.uk
Oh hang on, I thought you meant the on-site butchers at Brogdale Fruit Collection?

[Monty92]

http://www.thebutcherofbrogdale.co.uk

Yep, they're the fellas. Was in their Faversham branch on Friday. I told them they were gonna bankrupt us, the wonderful c*nts.

[Sir C]

Yep, they're the fellas. Was in their Faversham branch on Friday. I told them they were gonna bankrupt us, the wonderful c*nts.

They always seem to have something on special offer. I’m going to invest in a bigger freezer.